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adam_f
10-10-2006, 01:09 PM
Turns out my womb is an inhospitable habitat and would threaten any fetus even thinking about growing into a baby with diamond incrusted samurai swords if provoked. Cause for concern.
HEIRESS
10-10-2006, 01:10 PM
let's trade!
ET
10-10-2006, 01:10 PM
That sounds bad except for the diamond encrusted samurai swords.
monkey
10-10-2006, 01:11 PM
youve never had a real man
adam_f
10-10-2006, 01:14 PM
Originally posted by monkey
youve never had a real man

Is that a challenge? Penetrate my vagina and let's see who ends up missing a body part. I think the swords are spreading.
Mr Films
10-10-2006, 01:15 PM
thread's like these keep me coming back to this board.
adam_f
10-10-2006, 01:17 PM
Originally posted by Mr Films
thread's like these keep me coming back to this board.

Posts like these only inflate my ego and make me thank God that I've never met that whore who gave Eazy-E AIDS. The _f does not want the AIDS.
jabumbo
10-10-2006, 01:19 PM
the _f is not a worthwhile body to replicate
adam_f
10-10-2006, 01:22 PM
Haha, that's a good one ja I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!
monkey
10-10-2006, 01:28 PM
Is that a challenge? Penetrate my vagina and let's see who ends up missing a body part. I think the swords are spreading.

my pen15 is too big and too much of a good thing for you.
Mr Films
10-10-2006, 01:32 PM
Haha, that's a good one ja I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!

ps, I still think you're black
The Notorious LOL
10-10-2006, 01:32 PM
this thread is just a bunch of nonsense. Its a well documented fact that Pauli is female and Adam F is male, and therefore Pauli cannot impregnate Adam F.
adam_f
10-10-2006, 01:33 PM
Originally posted by monkey
my pen15 is too big and too much of a good thing for you.

My vagina will cockblock you so hard the only thing you'll be rubbing off is you third layer of skin.
adam_f
10-10-2006, 01:34 PM
Originally posted by Mr Films
ps, I still think you're black

Your mom wishes I was. She'd never go back.
monkey
10-10-2006, 01:36 PM
this thread is just a bunch of nonsense. Its a well documented fact that Pauli is female and Adam F is male, and therefore Pauli cannot impregnate Adam F.

hater
monkey
10-10-2006, 01:36 PM
My vagina will cockblock you so hard the only thing you'll be rubbing off is you third layer of skin.

Bullshit. when it's hard, man, it's steel.
jabumbo
10-10-2006, 01:38 PM
can you only imagine the horror of a couple of little_f's running around?


all they would do is run around pulling people's pants down and spouting off stupid lines from shitty kung fu movies
adam_f
10-10-2006, 01:40 PM
Originally posted by jabumbo
can you only imagine the horror of a couple of little_f's running around?


all they would do is run around pulling people's pants down and spouting off stupid lines from shitty kung fu movies

Couldn't me worst than little jabum's running around the city synagogues and screaming YOU BASTARDS CRUCIFIED YOUR OWN PEOPLE!
zorra_chiflada
10-10-2006, 09:05 PM
is this supposed to be funny?
Kid Presentable
10-10-2006, 09:28 PM
It must be drivetime.
Helvete
10-10-2006, 09:31 PM
These things aren't really cool to joke about. Fat people yes, people who are unfortunate enough to not be able to have children, negatif.
SandyLove
10-10-2006, 09:40 PM
here i was trying take this thread seriously.... you lost me, i'm out!:(
Kid Presentable
10-10-2006, 09:46 PM
That and it's just not funny. I wish it came with a poll, with no Echewta option.