bbmb gf

[chrisd]

would you be satisfied with a girlfriend on the bbmb whom you'd never see but the realtionship had all the other conveniances of offline ones like visits with the parents, cakes, which she makes for you but really wants to eat herself cause she just had a salad, long trips to the gap where you check out other girls' arses, complaints that you're not shaving, listening to dylan and quoting clockwork orange, common not so special sex and the occasional tweak a freak orgasm, would that be to your flattery?

[skra75]

yeah sure. sounds 'cheap' and I like 'cheap' because I 'don't like to spend money that often'

[Lyman Zerga]

i sometimes wish i had a long distance relationship cause i need a good reason to get out of bed the next day but on the other side it's a fucking torture

i need love so fucking bad and it's fun dreaming with the guy about the things you could do together someday but then you "wake up" and realise that it probably would never work out and that hurts more than major ass

i wouldnt feel the need to go online anymore if i found a boyfriend in real


but that wasnt the question, RIGHT??!?!1

[jabumbo]

i love you, randall

[Lyman Zerga]

i love you too, jabbie

[ToucanSpam]

It's not enough.

It's unfufilling, empty, and sucks.

It can be good and bad.

[Lyman Zerga]

true dat


i would never want one if i had chances to have a normal relationship

[ToucanSpam]

I tried it, it failed. Sometimes distance makes it very difficult to talk, and its just not enough to talk online.


It's very painful when it doesnt work because you feel like you did your best and legitimately care for someone, but, youll never know if they feel the same, because you dont get to see them directly.

[Lyman Zerga]

shut up and distance fuck me!

[tracky]

attn: randy

I feel the same but i've recently come to realise how selfish my desires are, and realising that made me not so depressed about getting what i want because selfishness is never a good quality imo.


in other news this post was interupted half way through for a quick fight with a guy who just kicked over our bin

[Lyman Zerga]

what do you mean?

[SandyLove]

I have a question.... you know those nights when you go out with your friends to the bar or the club? And there you are standing at the bar waiting to get a drink and there is a person standing right next to you of the opposite sex, and you can just sense they want to start up a chat or buy you a drink..... but at first sight you're not that attracted to that person at all but you humour them and do the small talk thing and they buy your drink and you say, okay well thanks but my friends are over on the otherside so I'll see you. And then you swiftly disappear into the crowd! well explain to me how internet courtship works exactly, till this day i have a really hard time accepting it as a legitimate form of dating, its too anonymous, too hard to filter out losers, like what happens if you end up courting someone online and spend so much time type dating, and then by the time you meet them they bring you over to their house and they have some bizarre Star Wars obsession?

[tracky]

I mean I was being too wrapped up in getting my own happiness. It's very selfish to want want want

also, we put so much into this being the answer to our problems. If only I had a partner, I would finally be happy. When really it's not going to bring everlasting happiness and all that. Life will still have it's ups and downs, sometimes those ups and downs will involve the person who we thought was going to make our lives complete and happy. Basically all I'm saying is just forget about it for a while, do stuff for other people instead of yourself. You don't need to go out of your way to help people, just being a little bit less selfish. I'm not saying your definately being selfish, but I know I am and I've identified that as being one of the main problems in my life.

[backwoods]

you had to bring up my Star Wars obsession. real cool, reallllll cool. :mad:

[Lyman Zerga]

yeah im guilty


i need love! shoot me down! right here, right now in front of everyone!



well im not really sorry for being a human with human feelings

godamn i was always a single, it's really time to change that


whats a life without love? can you even call it a life? ROFLOLMAOMG!

[tracky]

no no nononononono

i didn't mean to shoot you down


i'm 28 and have been single all my life. you're not alone. i know exactly how you feel. if only you were in australia.....


it is human to have these feelings, and there is nothing wrong with that. But, I dunno. I'm trying to put some perspective on it for you or something. i guess i failed :(

[Lyman Zerga]

its ok tracky! we are still best pals!


i dont think im a very selfishly person though, or try my best to not be


lets emo it out together

[miss soul fire]

no no nononononono

i didn't mean to shoot you down


i'm 28 and have been single all my life. you're not alone. i know exactly how you feel. if only you were in australia.....


it is human to have these feelings, and there is nothing wrong with that. But, I dunno. I'm trying to put some perspective on it for you or something. i guess i failed :(
I didn't know you were from Australia!

Randy, I've been single for a long time and it only got better when my self esteem got better. It's hard, I know.

[tracky]

its ok tracky! we are still best pals!


i dont think im a very selfishly person though, or try my best to not be


lets emo it out together


cool :) I mean cool :(

[tracky]

I didn't know you were from Australia!

Randy, I've been single for a long time and it only got better when my self esteem got better. It's hard, I know.

I should probably stop peeing on peoples cars and put a proper location there ^

Just out of curiousity then, where did you think I was from?

[Dorothy Wood]

I wish I had a bbmb gf. *sigh*

[miss soul fire]

I should probably stop peeing on peoples cars and put a proper location there ^

Just out of curiousity then, where did you think I was from?
I thought you were British, don't know why.:o

I own you a PM!!!

[SandyLove]

ROFLOLMAOMG!

Does this mean,
Rolling on floor laughing out loud my ass off my god!!??

[cosmo105]

internet dating is best when it leads to internet babies.

[tracky]

no, it means "sandylove is a noob"

[SandyLove]

no, it means "sandylove is a noob"

a noob? Wow how long do i gotta be on here in order to shed my noob status?

[cosmo105]

^hahaha


i'm sometimes still embarassed to admit i met my boyfriend online. oh well, i've never been much of a person for the whole meeting at a club/bar thing anyway, and it's hard for me to meet people i can really relate to in general, much less someone i could see myself with. it happened quite by accident. but within the very first day of conversing, something just clicked. i think it was within four or five days we were making plans to see each other. almost two and a half years later, and we're still going strong. granted, that was after moving in together a year and a half ago.

toucan, don't think that your one bad experience holds true for all relationships that start online. ugh, i sound nerdy as hell. long distance does suck, of course. it sucks big fat split weiners. but it doesn't have to be long distance forever. :) it takes the right pair of people in the right stage of their lives (if you try doing it when you're too young and dependent on your parents or something, it just won't happen) that can make changes to be around each other...it can work out very, very nicely. as evidenced in more than a few relationships easily visible here.

[Lyman Zerga]

i live too far away from anyone

lonely austrian girl finds no other austrians to play with in here :(

doesnt matter, austrians are idiots anyway



i mainly seem to get attracted to american guys but none of them would ever care enough to visit me and they are realistic enough to know that it wouldnt work out, it so fucking sucks

[tracky]

a noob? Wow how long do i gotta be on here in order to shed my noob status?


when you don't have to ask what ROFLOLMAOMG means




and yeah it fucking sucks :(

[QueenAdrock]

Well it's not a BBMB relationship after like, I dunno...the first meeting, I guess. It becomes a normal relationship and then it seems really, really creepy that you met on this place, actually. Just because it doesn't seem like that's how it all went down. It was weird for me because I was just planning to meet and hang out with Brett like I do with other BBMBers and something clicked. And now when I remember DroppinScience as opposed to BRETT, it just seems weird, like they're two different people because I view them differently. I know Brett's friends, parents, what he's doing almost all the time, where he's ticklish, what his pet peeves are, everything. I just know Droppin's political views and random music snobbery. So it's just kinda different and odd.

Or maybe I don't make any sense. :o

[tracky]

nope you make perfect sense, our online persona's are really only about 5% of who we are because there is only so much you can express with text

[QueenAdrock]

True, but it's so vastly different that it just seems weird to associate the two personalities together. And when I saw him typing on the BBMB once, that was a mindfuck for me. :-/

[cosmo105]

it is kind of weird. i always had kind of an e-crush on him from what pictures i'd seen. he didn't post much at the time, so i didn't really know a thing about him other than he was extremely fucking hot. but the way things are now, it's not even something i really think about. yeah, we met on here, but it's not central to our relationship or anything.

[Drederick Tatum]

whatever, you guys are all, "100111 101 00101 010"

[cosmo105]

01101000 01101111 01110100 00100000 01110011 01100101 01111000 01101001 01101110 01100111 01110011

[Gareth]

01110100 01101111 01110101 01100011 01101000 00100000 01101101 01100101 00001101 00001010

[tracky]

was the linefeed really nescessary gareth?

fuck i'm a geek :( I can read binary AND know the ascii character set that well

[SandyLove]

[QUOTE=tracky]when you don't have to ask what ROFLOLMAOMG means

Okay Tracky, believe it or not there are alot of people out there way too busy leading their lives in the LIVE TOUCH paradigm that are way too distracted to care about every little cyber acronym!! Cyber Dork! :rolleyes: