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cosmo105
10-10-2006, 04:16 PM
of all the chickfights on this board lately, i have yet to be involved in one. quick, one of you skankass bitches call me a slut :mad:
chrisd
10-10-2006, 04:17 PM
i guess you girls just integrated sexism
Pres Zount
10-10-2006, 04:17 PM
You're not a slut, you're a prude.
Beckalina
10-10-2006, 04:19 PM
you smell of poopy
chrisd
10-10-2006, 04:21 PM
moose poopy?
Beckalina
10-10-2006, 04:22 PM
no
Pres Zount
10-10-2006, 04:23 PM
chrisd, why on earth would you bother making that post?
cosmo105
10-10-2006, 04:24 PM
couldn't that apply to any of his posts?

becks, you want some of this? YOU WANT SOME?
Beckalina
10-10-2006, 04:25 PM
what is it?...cake!
cosmo105
10-10-2006, 04:28 PM
no ma'am. i have a better job. :)
Bob
10-10-2006, 04:30 PM
chrisd, why on earth would you bother making that post?

reaaaaally better not to think about that too much
cosmo105
10-10-2006, 04:34 PM
in the health food field?
mayyyybe. :cool:
kll
10-10-2006, 04:35 PM
who has been fighting? scoop...


cosmo = slut
cosmo105
10-10-2006, 04:36 PM
kll = cumdumpster
cosmo105
10-10-2006, 04:39 PM
gosh, thanks! i really appreciate that. at the moment i'm just working part time and focusing more on school. i've got my sights set on that registered dietician program, and i'm going for it. :)
Pres Zount
10-10-2006, 04:39 PM
I want to fight.
cosmo105
10-10-2006, 04:40 PM
with me? :mad: you're not girl enough! *shove*
kll
10-10-2006, 04:46 PM
kll = cumdumpster

ok, you got me where it hurts. sleeping alone and no sex in a long ass time = virgincumdumpster



cosmo=closetgravyeater
cosmo105
10-10-2006, 04:47 PM
haha, oh lord no. it's still there and i shop there often, but it's very old-fashioned. cute little place, and pretty decent prices. but it's nothing like the vegan crud huts downtown.
cosmo105
10-10-2006, 04:52 PM
ok, you got me where it hurts. sleeping alone and no sex in a long ass time = virgincumdumpster



cosmo=closetgravyeater
kll = anal hiccuper
kll
10-10-2006, 04:56 PM
kll = anal hiccuper
cosmo=cow udder licker
Pres Zount
10-10-2006, 04:59 PM
with me? :mad: you're not girl enough! *shove*

(n):( ow.
chrisd
10-10-2006, 04:59 PM
chrisd, why on earth would you bother making that post?

product placement
cosmo105
10-10-2006, 04:59 PM
you had to bring in animals.

kll = baby hippo molestor
monkey
10-10-2006, 05:03 PM
omg cosmo you look like dora the explorah. (i wanna see if she REALLY hates that comparison)
cosmo105
10-10-2006, 05:06 PM
i've grown to accept it. :(
monkey
10-10-2006, 05:06 PM
see! youre no fun. come on, i compared you a cartoon!
skra75
10-10-2006, 05:07 PM
lol :(
cosmo105
10-10-2006, 05:07 PM
a cute one, though! one that teaches kids! how could i be that angry about THAT?

if you compared me to a slutbag like kll, though...
monkey
10-10-2006, 05:08 PM
that would just be mean. im not mean.
befsquire
10-10-2006, 05:09 PM
backpack, backpack!
cosmo105
10-10-2006, 05:12 PM
gotta love when the chicana chicks fight. the razorblades in the hair and acrylics come in handy. "here, hold my baby!"
cookiepuss
10-10-2006, 05:14 PM
"here, hold my baby!"

ah I think the new trend is to use the baby as a weapon. it was just in the news some moron started beating her boyfriend with her 4 week old baby.:(
befsquire
10-10-2006, 05:15 PM
i like watching weaves fly at the courthouse when baby mama meets baby daddy's fiance.

good times!
kll
10-10-2006, 05:16 PM
the worst of all:



cosmo=bbmb'erfucker
cosmo105
10-10-2006, 05:17 PM
i like watching weaves fly at the courthouse when baby mama meets baby daddy's fiance.

good times!
you are...not the father.

naw fuck that! retest! retest!
cosmo105
10-10-2006, 05:18 PM
kll = bbmb'er receiver
befsquire
10-10-2006, 05:19 PM
it's like maury only right in front of me and no bleeps blocking the motherfuckers and bitches and hos being screamed at loud volumes in front of baby mama's toddler.
Echewta
10-10-2006, 05:34 PM
I know the girl who invented Dora.
Lyman Zerga
10-10-2006, 07:19 PM
i couldnt stop telling people that steger is your protein bank

so now everyone knows that you two have sex hahahahamwuhaha!!!!!!!!1


excellent
Dorothy Wood
10-10-2006, 11:40 PM
good for you!

I never had a chance to stop by when you worked there, I was just wondering if you were still there. I always thought it was going to be like that weird vegan place from the movie Valley Girl that her parents owned. :o


ah ha ha, me too. :p
cosmo105
10-10-2006, 11:49 PM
you want a piece of me, sarky? huh? *shoves dorothy, then moves head around like a snake*
zorra_chiflada
10-10-2006, 11:50 PM
i'm not a bitch :(
Dorothy Wood
10-10-2006, 11:51 PM
LISTEN I WILL KICK YOUR BUTT FROM HERE TO NEXT TUESDAY OKAY
cosmo105
10-10-2006, 11:51 PM
but you don't object to being called a skankass?

OH RIGHT BECAUSE YOU ARE ONE
cosmo105
10-10-2006, 11:51 PM
LISTEN I WILL KICK YOUR BUTT FROM HERE TO NEXT TUESDAY OKAY
I BET YOU COULDN'T EVEN FIND THIS FRIDAY BY THE TIME I'M DONE WITH YOU
Dorothy Wood
10-10-2006, 11:59 PM
I BET YOU COULDN'T EVEN FIND THIS FRIDAY BY THE TIME I'M DONE WITH YOU

YEAH, WELL, I HAVE A CALENDAR! AND FISTS FOR PUNCHING!
na§tee
10-11-2006, 04:12 AM
go eat a fucking burger, you vegan pansy!
Dorothy Wood
10-10-2008, 01:00 AM
well this ended abruptly!

*punches*
cosmo105
10-10-2008, 01:43 AM
i've still got the fight in me. my nails are longer and my arms are stronger. LET'S THROW DOWN.
Matt
10-10-2008, 01:50 AM
Dood. Fight me.

*puts up dukes*
DandyFop
10-10-2008, 02:16 AM
Matt, just because you are a pussy, it doesn't mean you have a pussy
Matt
10-10-2008, 03:07 AM
Matt, just because you are a pussy, it doesn't mean you have a pussy

damnit.

I was so close.