A great new idea for an adult site...

[Loppfessor]

So my friend and I came up with a great (at least we think so) idea for a new porn website. It’s called The Stay at Home DILF. Basically this DILF just stays at home and various hot ladies come over and wind up having sex with him. There’s the babysitter, the cable lady, pizza delivery girl, the mail lady, lonely housewife from next door. You get the idea. Anyway what do you (mostly the ladies) think?

[Freebasser]

Thanks for the idea!

*runs to patent office*

[Nivvie]

The thought of a man neglecting his childcare and household duties to bang anyone that rings the doorbell, while his wife is slaving away at work does nothing for me.

Porn for women will only really take off when the likes of Johnny Depp get involved, rather than all these either gay or German types that clutter up the place.

[Loppfessor]

Thanks for the idea!

*runs to patent office*


Too late sucka!!

[yooooo]

you got that idea from me, so 80% belongs to me

[Loppfessor]

you got that idea from me, so 80% belongs to me


I most certainly did not....you only reminded me to share this idea that I already had with the board.....for shame

[yooooo]

^ :rolleyes:

alright alright, 75%

[Loppfessor]

Sorry yooooo, no dice!

[abcdefz]

I'm just about finished reading Tolkin's sequel to The Player, and after flirting in porn, Griffin Mill came up with a neat/scary idea for a dating site:


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....in this online dating world, there's a one-question questionnaire to fill out: "What is your social security number?"

The idea being that where most internet hookup sites fail is because of the biography, and how people fuss their answers, etc. With a person's ssn and all that it unlocks about a person -- what they spend money on, what crimes they've committed (petty or small), where they shop (store-wise and geographically), how much they tip, what charities they give to, etc. -- the computer can much much more accurately determine what kind of person they are and how they match.

Scary, but, in the book, wildly successful.

[Tone Capone]

The thought of a man neglecting his childcare and household duties to bang anyone that rings the doorbell, while his wife is slaving away at work does nothing for me.


I think you are assuming a WHOLE LOT. For one, he said there is a babysitter and second, why would he need to mention what this dude is doing when he's not tagging hot women (like taking care of his kids). Also, who said he had a wife? How do you know his wife didn't die 3 years ago and left him a huge inheritance so all he has to do is bang women and take care of his children (when he's not banging said women of course)? COME ON!

Great idea lopp(y) :)

[Loppfessor]

I think you are assuming a WHOLE LOT. For one, he said there is a babysitter and second, why would he need to mention what this dude is doing when he's not tagging hot women (like taking care of his kids). Also, who said he had a wife? How do you know his wife didn't die 3 years ago and left him a huge inheritance so all he has to do is bang women and take care of his children (when he's not banging said women of course)? COME ON!

Great idea lopp(y) :)


See it's that "out of the box" kind of thinking that makes it so you'll ALWAYS have a job waiting for you at my company!

[Tone Capone]

See it's that "out of the box" kind of thinking that makes it so you'll ALWAYS have a job waiting for you at my company!

That's what I'm talkin bout *gives lopp some dap*

[Lex Diamonds]

I'm not gay and it's not like I look at their dicks or anything, but why are nearly all the guys in porn so damn ugly?

[Freebasser]

So you want to see more pretty boys in porn, huh?

How about some Thai ladyboys, huh? Does that float your boat? Well does it? Huh? HUH?!!

[Lex Diamonds]

No I already told you I'm not gay.

You and your Thai ladyboys, eh? :rolleyes: