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will be tonight. i am going with a female friend. it's just us. everyone's gonna think we're total lesbos. especially since we'll be hittin on the strippers :cool: but strippers are hot and deserve to be hit on, so i'm not gonna not do it just because i'm a girl too! anyhow, we're going to a place in the city where it's all nude. THE RITZ CABARET. there may be one near you! i'm not too keen on vag but whatever, boobs are cool. everyone give me your number and i will drunk dial you. ummm, otherwise i will report tomorrow on whether or not we brought a stripper home!
Pres Zount
10-11-2006, 05:21 PM
Why?
Loppfessor
10-11-2006, 06:27 PM
what a rebel....what next you gonna get one of those outrageous tattoos on your lower back??!! :eek:
cookiepuss
10-11-2006, 06:38 PM
I've been to a titty bar with a couple of lesbos. it was fun. it was also amature night and I was wearing a paltinum wig so all these girls kept asking me where the dressing room was (i.e. because they thought I was there to strip.).
it was an early night. a stripper told me i have nice boobs. i'm still drunk. i did not fbring any strippers home :(
it was an early night. a stripper told me i have nice boobs. i'm still drunk. i did not fbring any strippers home :(
that sounds word for word like my second strip club experience
YEAH YOUR TIOTS ARE HOT BOB
ngm we got pulle dover on the way home for a headlight being out and i was like WAIT LEMME PULL M Y BOOBS OUT AND HE WONT GIVE US A TIKCET! didnt that happen to you too bob>
no, the exact opposite happened actually
it was a female officer. she wasn't gonna give me a ticket but i asked to see her tits and i got one
oh sht. i woulda shown you
This thread reminded me of.... many moons ago (about 13 years ago)...I dated:eek: boinked a stripper or dancer as she liked to be called for an entire summer. I used to pick her up at the clubs (Richard's Rendezvous & The Red Light Inn) and it was pretty funny. I would go in and watch for an hour or so. She would pack up and then I would leave with her. I have to say it was a fun experience. I was like a pimp daddy.
Her dance name was Jade/real name Marianne.
i would be totally turned on constantly if i was a stripper. until i had to wipe pff the vagina juice from the poles from the girl before me
i once knew a stripper named cordelia, and that was her real name. i told her her favorite band sucked and she didn't like me after that, but her favorite band was atreyu so that's ok
i would be totally turned on constantly if i was a stripper. until i had to wipe pff the vagina juice from the poles from the girl before me
Really? Most are in it just for the cash. They think all the guys are dolts and losers or ATMs.
yeah but i mean, how can you not get turned on being naked in front of a buncha strangers and lookin at yerself rubbin yerself in the mirror and seeing some dude lookin at your rubbing yerself. i mean, strippers are fuckin hot, i'd be so hot for myself if i was a stripper
Otis Driftwood
10-12-2006, 02:07 AM
Ha, I once got paid by a stupid tv-show for goin to a titty bar:
http://www.arcor.de/palb/alben/23/928023/400_3566396335313730.jpg
trailerprincess
10-12-2006, 03:19 AM
I went to Spearmint Rhino's for a girlfriend's birthday about 4 years ago - there was a group of about 20 of us, ten guys/ten girls. It was ok - I was surprised how mechanical it all was. Tactical stripping to Limp Bizkit (?????) for 3 minutes then a guy on a mic shouting 'krystal to table 4, Divine to pole 5'.
I also was surprised to find that one of the girls changed her name to 'Mona' which I thought was the least glamorous name ever and kept making me sing that song by Craig McClachlan ' Heeeeeeyyyy Moooona, ooooooo Moooonnnnaaaa'
venusvenus123
10-12-2006, 03:23 AM
when i read the title of this thread i thought you meant you were going to a breast bar to try the different types of breast milk.:confused:
HOTWIFE
10-12-2006, 09:01 AM
my friend and i basically got kicked out of the club the 1 time we went. apparently we were taking attention away from the whores! true story.
Loppfessor
10-12-2006, 09:42 AM
Really? Most are in it just for the cash. They think all the guys are dolts and losers or ATMs.
I know that's right. I've actually always done quite well with strippers though cus I go in there with the mindset that they are just there to do their jobs. They're not there to have sex or find a bf. So I talk to them like people and don't act like I've never seen boobs before. I usually wind up at least becoming buddies with a few of them and hanging out when they're "off duty"
My friend said the key to pick up a stripper is go to the strip bar...and just sit at the bar and have a couple of drinks. Don't even pay attention the girls. If they come and talk to you..just be kind of short with your answers. Go there 2 or 3 times and on about the 3rd time start making conversation...you will be dipping your dick in them that night. After you dip the dick once and do it right...and she just wants to bang...she will tell her co-workers about it. So you don't even need to play that stupid game with them. They will fuck you because of her recommendation.
Thats how he does it and it works pretty good for him.
b i o n i c
10-12-2006, 09:54 AM
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK strippers.. strip clubs are weeeeeeeak
ill be damned if i give a dollar to those tricks for them attempt to tease me and walk away like they got over on me. while they're rubbing their filthy crotches on things, they're thinking about their shopping lists and what theyre gonna do when theyre not then. i went to one when i was 17 and i got the picture right away. if ya wanna to get laid, there are so many other less lame ways to do so. if you want to play with some real live boobers, then get some that dont show them for money - its more fun that way
Loppfessor
10-12-2006, 09:57 AM
^Yeah doofus you don't go to the strip club to get laid....you go to hang out have some drinks and look at some boobies
b i o n i c
10-12-2006, 10:02 AM
^ ^ hey captain testicle bag, paying for tits is lame. get ones that want to be in your face, that way you don't have to pay them. just sayin
Loppfessor
10-12-2006, 10:08 AM
^Dude all you have to pay is the cover and I rarely pay that cus I always have passes or know people that work there. It's pretty much a bar with naked girls walking around....it's not my fault you're under the impression that you have to go in there and throw your money at the girls to have a good time. That does explain though why you have never had one
beastiegirrl101
10-12-2006, 10:10 AM
Tuesday's is $10 night at Heavenly Bodies...the titty bar here....for $10 it's all you can eat $1 beers and $1 lap dances.
Otis Driftwood
10-12-2006, 10:11 AM
^ ^ hey captain testicle bag, paying for tits is lame. get ones that want to be in your face, that way you don't have to pay them. just sayin
Dude, why the long face? Did one ugly specimen just GET IN YOUR FACE?
b i o n i c
10-12-2006, 10:16 AM
^Dude all you have to pay is the cover and I rarely pay that cus I always have passes or know people that work there. It's pretty much a bar with naked girls walking around....it's not my fault you're under the impression that you have to go in there and throw your money at the girls to have a good time. That does explain though why you have never had one
one of my best friends is a stripper, for the most part they look at their patrons as slightly pathetic. im not mad, just sayin. i loves me naked titties and all, just strip clubs are lame-o
Loppfessor
10-12-2006, 10:20 AM
one of my best friends is a stripper, for the most part they look at their patrons as slightly pathetic. im not mad, just sayin. i loves me naked titties and all, just strip clubs are lame-o
I see where you're coming from. Again though, it's all about your attitude going in. If you act like some horny 13 year old who thinks he’s at a whorehouse with a wad of cash to blow of course the strippers will hate you. They’ll take that wad off your hands but they sure won’t respect you or anything. Me I’m a laid back kinda guy. I enjoy going to the bar, making small talk with people, and having a few drinks, so that’s what I do when I go to strip clubs the only difference being there just happens to be naked girls walking around. For the most part strip clubs are lame but it makes for a nice change of pace now and then
Tuesday's is $10 night at Heavenly Bodies...the titty bar here....for $10 it's all you can eat $1 beers and $1 lap dances.
but how are the wimmins?
Im half and half with titty bars.
Usually talking about going and heading up there is fun.
But once I get there...I'm usually like...eh...this kinda sucks.
But every once in a while I'll have a really good time. Like the time my wife got me the shower show and they busted out the bananas....that was cool.
i live in baltimore. THE WIRE FILMED AN EPISODE IN THE RITZ ONCE. i bet that's what you were gonna ask about!
Whatitis
10-12-2006, 04:48 PM
The last time I went to a strip bar, a few years ago, I ran into Monkey and Fieldy of Korn. Apparently the were regulars at this place.
backwoods
10-12-2006, 08:35 PM
i mean, strippers are fuckin hot
not all strippers. many are butters with a coke problem. thus, that's why they are strippers in the first place.
backwoods
10-12-2006, 08:37 PM
Tuesday's is $10 night at Heavenly Bodies...the titty bar here....for $10 it's all you can eat $1 beers and $1 lap dances.
jesus. I know who I'm calling next time I'm trapped in o'hare.
not all strippers. many are butters with a coke problem. thus, that's why they are strippers in the first place.
OH FUCKIN YEAH. this one chick had fake boobs and i SWEAR she used to be a man because her jaw was super square and she just looked like a fuckin ex-man. then there was another that was definitely a coke fiend, but she was he most amazing stripper i've ever seen. climbed all the way up the 20 foot pole, flipped herself upside down and spun down. YOW!
the first time i went to a titty bar there was this one girl that had a terrible boob job. one of her nipples looked like it was looking at the ceiling. it was pretty funny.
the first time i went to a titty bar there was this one girl that had a terrible boob job. one of her nipples looked like it was looking at the ceiling. it was pretty funny.
Frankentitty:eek:
In college we used to get up on Saturday morning and go to a biker titty bar. They served a breakfast they they called--Legs & Eggs on the menu. This bar was the size of a garage and had nothing more than a small 5 foot runway and a pool table. The women all had tattoos and during the dancer changes they played Dixie. I can't remember ever feeling more like a redneck in my life but the eggs were good for my Friday night hangover.
I was visiting my friend in Colorado a few years back and I landed and told him I was starving. He told me he had some errands to run but we would get some food after that. I was patient at first but then started getting grumpy and bitching. After dropping my stuff off at his house and picking up his roommate he said that he had one more stop and then we could get something to eat. At our last stop I was like "Jason, I hate to be a dick, but I'm about to pass out from not eating" and he was like...ok, ill take care of you just come in here real quick first. We walked into this place that looked like a warehouse and all I heard was the thump of a bass drum. My friend handed $10 to the person at the door and we walked in. In front of me was as close as you can get to gourmet food buffet. and on my left were strippers shaking their money makers.
It was one of the best meals I had ever had. At first I was sketched out about eating at a strip bar and what not...but they had Turkey, Roast, Apple Pie, all sorts of really really good food.
good times at the Diamond Cabaret.
i never thought i could enjoy food while looking at nekkid women...but it wasn't bad at all.
beastieangel01
10-13-2006, 10:08 AM
I've only been once to a strip club but I had fun, though it was more like a stage show, no poles or lapdances. So I don't really count that. But that's how years ago I discovered Peaches :D
beastiegirrl101
10-13-2006, 10:35 AM
but how are the wimmins?.
they are actually pretty cute, lots of foreign chicks though. The Polish chicks have slammin bodies.
they are actually pretty cute, lots of foreign chicks though.
Goddamn foreigners.
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