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cookiepuss
10-11-2006, 06:13 PM
heh. OMG you guys....

there is the biggest turd in the womans bathroom right now. Dude it's as big as a babies arm...no more like a babies leg! it must have been like giving birth, I'm telling you it is the biggest log I've ever seen. what woman did this! my god.

I tried to flush it and it didn't even MOVE the water just went down around it. :eek:

I was so not expecting that. I just went into take a piss and blamo! guniess boof of records size turd. I didn't even pee I ran out giggling and back to the office to tell my coworkers. I feel like I'm 12 again. I totally want to go take a picture of it with my camera phone. *giggles*
cookiepuss
10-11-2006, 06:21 PM
yeah no fucking kidding. I was very carefull to be sure no one saw me entering ( the second time I went back to pee) or exiting the bathroom. but seriusly I think if something like that came outta me I'd probably be proud and bring everyone in to see it. hehe.


I took a picture of it with my camera phone. that's makes me pretty sick huh.


seriously I'd love to find out who did it. it was probably some little old lady who weight a buck fifty (and now she only weights fifty. ba-dum-dum-dump!)
TimDoolan
10-11-2006, 06:21 PM
I'm watching Columbo right now....Peter Faulk's kind of like a big turd.
paul jones
10-11-2006, 07:28 PM
some poos is stickier than others so bleach is a good way of getting rid of them but for health and safety reasons they are not in public dumprooms so I think some scientists should invent a non stick toilet and pitch it on dragon's den
cookiepuss
10-11-2006, 08:44 PM
I don't think you fully understand. it was sorta lodged sideways and couldn't get down the tube. bleach would be a good Idea here. disolve that sucker, it ain't going down.

I'm on this other board and they have a vomit smiley. [insert vomit smiley here]
jabumbo
10-11-2006, 10:45 PM
POST THE PICTURE YOU FOOL
kate
10-11-2006, 10:48 PM
toniht the girl i went to the triity bar twith was telling me how there are people who like ahave a fetish where they get off on pooing and not flushing and then seeing peopele reactions. that's such a hot fetish OMG