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zorra_chiflada
10-11-2006, 07:43 PM
i fell down the fucking stairs and now my foot is all black and blue and there's a big lump on it. and i think i broke my toe.


shit guys :(

milleson
10-11-2006, 07:46 PM
Nuts. (n)

paul jones
10-11-2006, 07:50 PM
i fell down the fucking stairs and now my foot is all black and blue and there's a big lump on it. and i think i broke my toe.


shit guys :(see,that's the stuff that would have made you a star on Youtube!

I fell up the stairs once because I was running at some

get to the x-ray pronto(y)

zorra_chiflada
10-11-2006, 07:51 PM
i need a fucking icepack guys.

Drederick Tatum
10-11-2006, 08:04 PM
'fell down the stairs', eh.

lol @ domestic violence.

zorra_chiflada
10-11-2006, 08:06 PM
'fell down the stairs', eh.

lol @ domestic violence.


yeah, joe beats the crap out of me on a daily basis, i admit it. me, being so small, delicate and timid, i am powerless to do anything against his large, harsh blows.

Justin
10-11-2006, 08:09 PM
My day pretty much sucked donkey balls as well.

Hopefully I didnt get this guy fired for faking a signature on this deal he closed. Which is illegal i know, but the guy signed his name in 8 diffrent places and just forgot to sign one area....so why does it matter.

Drederick Tatum
10-11-2006, 08:12 PM
yeah, joe beats the crap out of me on a daily basis, i admit it. me, being so small, delicate and timid, i am powerless to do anything against his large, harsh blows.

i'm timid, and very self conscious and don't like conflict. i'm totally being serious here

you should smother him with a pillow while he sleeps...it'll be self-defence.

Lyman Zerga
10-11-2006, 08:19 PM
take a picture!!!!!!!!!1 :(

faz
10-11-2006, 08:51 PM
I fell up the stairs once because I was running at some


I can beat that. I fell up an escalator once.

TurdBerglar
10-11-2006, 08:56 PM
HAHAHAHA

SUCKED IN

Bob
10-11-2006, 09:01 PM
sometimes you go up the stairs, and sometimes...well, sometimes the stairs go up you

TurdBerglar
10-11-2006, 09:05 PM
so if i go down the stairs will stairs evetually go down on me? im staying the fuck away from elevators from now on!

Drederick Tatum
10-11-2006, 09:07 PM
I would've thought you'd be happy for anything to go down on you, turd.

TurdBerglar
10-11-2006, 09:08 PM
i think you misread something

Bitchamachacha
10-11-2006, 09:09 PM
Awwww....toes are the worst things to injure, because it hurts like hell!!

How did you manage to fall down the stairs?

I want a play-by-play.

Pres Zount
10-11-2006, 09:13 PM
SHIT

Bob
10-11-2006, 09:16 PM
so if i go down the stairs will stairs evetually go down on me? im staying the fuck away from elevators from now on!

lovin' an elevator,
gettin' it up when the car goes down


you know, i think that's the second "love in an elevator" joke i've made on these forums. i wouldn't have expected to have so many

Drederick Tatum
10-11-2006, 09:20 PM
I'm just gonna pretend my burn still stands...

TurdBerglar
10-11-2006, 09:28 PM
you're slipping, man

zorra_chiflada
10-11-2006, 10:25 PM
owie :(

Drederick Tatum
10-11-2006, 10:31 PM
you're slipping, man

no, zorra is...


ltrlly omg

zorra_chiflada
10-11-2006, 10:32 PM
no, zorra is...


ltrlly omg

ouch.


AND WHO SAID "SUCKED IN?" EAT A PACK OF DICKS!

zorra_chiflada
10-11-2006, 10:43 PM
i still can't believe you used my SUCKED IN. i use sucked in. no-one else uses sucked in.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v468/suzy_h/12-10-06_1209.jpg

kate
10-11-2006, 10:46 PM
i broke my toe one. it swelled up like PHWOOMP and looked horrible and ihad to wear one of those footie things with velcro . it was ckinnda cool becuse i got outta clas uearly :cool:

cosmo105
10-11-2006, 11:12 PM
ouch! i broke my pinkie toe when i was 12, kicking my brother's best friend. i still don't remember exactly how it happened. i blame it entirely on him, though. i cut a hole out of a pair of shoes and wore it like that for two months. it still looks sort of weird.

kate
10-11-2006, 11:13 PM
yeah mine's shaped weird and i cant bend it anymore and it hurts when i stand in one place for too long. awesome!

Bob
10-11-2006, 11:16 PM
i once dropped a bowling ball on my toe, but it didn't break.

toe was shattered, though

hitmonlee
10-11-2006, 11:49 PM
ow zorra!!
that looks so painful

i broke my toe earlier this year
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/hitmonlee/DSC00047.jpg

clearly not as bad as yours, but i couldn't walk for a while. at least it was summer so i could wear thongs everywhere, no need to go cutting into shoes or anything. go to the emergency room and get them to tape it up good. and get some panadeine forte. and REST, keep your foot elevated, ice it for 20 mins at a time.

Pres Zount
10-12-2006, 01:39 AM
^hahaha

That's like 'toe, toe, toe, toe, MUNTED'

hitmonlee
10-12-2006, 02:14 AM
^hahaha

That's like 'toe, toe, toe, toe, MUNTED'

i was wearing shoes too

only i am retarded enough to break my toe while wearing shoes

(sandals, not covered shoes)

(not actually sandals as they are for lesbians, but close enough)