A Proper Serving Of Head Is The Solution

[Bitchamachacha]

It's true.

Why drink nasty ass soy milk when just a tiny bit of warm peni juice can offer your body tons of protein without the added fat or calories.

I also believe that if more board women had a rock hard boner in their mouths, they would be way too busy to argue on the interwebz.

And I'm pretty sure head would be "Echewta Approved (y) "



I'm just sayin'.......

[Lyman Zerga]

whaaa soy milk is no penii juice???

[Bitchamachacha]

Nope.

Hmmm....

It just dawned on me that semen probably has a much higher sodium content.

[skra75]

this thread is totally bananas

[Helvete]

this thread is totally bananas
How many bananas can you fit up your ass?

[TurdBerglar]

that fucking song is in my head now

[Bitchamachacha]

Bananas are healthy, too, and also taste much better than soy milk. Imagine the protein and potassium kick you'd get with a good banana/semen shake first thing in the morning.

However, though bananas and semen guns are shaped a lot a like, I doubt the banana would appreciate the head job. Plus it would fall apart and get mushy.

[Waus]

Plus it would fall apart and get mushy.

There's an Anna Nicole Smith/old guy joke in there somewhere.

[Bob]

There's an Anna Nicole Smith/old guy joke in there somewhere.

or a joke about her son

might be too sooooon, though