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kate
10-11-2006, 10:42 PM
that is my drunk fphrase. this is my drunk thread!
SandyLove
10-11-2006, 10:48 PM
Take me Drunk.... I'm home
kate
10-11-2006, 10:51 PM
what
tracky
10-11-2006, 11:07 PM
i just realised that there is only ever one drunk person on the board at any one time. it's a very lonely place to be drunk.
Bob
10-11-2006, 11:08 PM
yeop

i'm not drunk i'm just relating in general
kate
10-11-2006, 11:09 PM
did i mention the stirpper told me i have nice boobies :cool: i want a stripper
tracky
10-11-2006, 11:09 PM
get in line
kate
10-11-2006, 11:11 PM
i could have one right now. ibitch. fuck the line
SandyLove
10-11-2006, 11:11 PM
I hope it was a male stripper that told u that! Was it, was it! :)
kate
10-11-2006, 11:12 PM
FUCK NO IT WAS ANOTHER GIRL WITH TITTIES
tracky
10-11-2006, 11:13 PM
i could have one right now. ibitch. fuck the line

all at once or one at a time?
kate
10-11-2006, 11:13 PM
im kinda tired so ill get itallo ver at once.
SandyLove
10-11-2006, 11:14 PM
FUCK NO IT WAS ANOTHER GIRL WITH TITTIES

Aww shucks!!
tracky
10-11-2006, 11:16 PM
It's a pretty long line but i get the impression you can handle it
Bob
10-11-2006, 11:18 PM
i could have one right now. ibitch. fuck the line

wait, you fucked the line? the whole line?

oh you have to watch what you say around me, i'm crazy!
Bob
10-11-2006, 11:18 PM
It's a pretty long line but i get the impression you can handle it

*high five*
kate
10-11-2006, 11:19 PM
not YET. but if i gotta....
kate
10-11-2006, 11:20 PM
im totaly buffin. im a prude:(
tracky
10-11-2006, 11:21 PM
don't shatter my fantasy with that talk
kate
10-11-2006, 11:22 PM
haha i said buffin. *rub*
Bob
10-11-2006, 11:25 PM
im totaly buffin. im a prude:(

i'd totally buff a prude
kate
10-11-2006, 11:27 PM
did i mention the first time i went to a strip club was with joe and he got bored half way throuh and started watching th baseball game? wtf, the orioles arent even good!!!
hitmonlee
10-12-2006, 12:01 AM
sometimes i feel that drunk people on the internet try too hard to act drunk. they remind me of cadbury kids.

omggggggg i'm soooo pissed.
Dorothy Wood
10-12-2006, 12:23 AM
I'm drunk, but it was an accident. I went to a meeting that was supposed to have "dinner", but it was only pizza. and when I got there, there wasn't much pizza, and it was the kind where they cut it up really small, so I got three small squares. and a dixie cup full of room temperature sprite. :mad: and then I had to be all, "blah blah blah, creative ways to teach, yadda yadda", and I totally brought the house down with my wit, which wasn't even that witty. literally, the entire room laughed at what I said, which was really not that funny. AND I KNOW YOU'RE ON THE EDGE OF YOUR SEAT WANTING TO KNOW WHAT I SAID!

I said: "I don't know if it was appropriate really, because it was like betting...but I wrote out fake checks in the amount of $10,000 each and she'd win them if she got the problem right."

everyone else said: LOL OMG LOL OMG HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAA

:/

and i said: "get a life"


oh ya, and I'm drunk on account of being at my friends' house drinking wine and more and more bottles being opened and me only having three tiny pieces of pizza in my gut.