Frippy Froppy Skinny Mochachocalocachino

[Big Gus]

Coffee really has become quite gay these days.

I blame America...

[Nivvie]

I'm for anything that makes coffee taste less like coffee.
Like coffee cake. And coffee Revels.

[Big Gus]

I'm not to sure about that - coffee revels make me want to cut my own genitalia off, perhaps in a tragic farming accident where I wake up in a pool of my own blood, my cock and balls hanging from a tree 350 yards away...

..well, maybe thats being overdramatic.

Why cant people just have a fucking normal cup of coffee these days??

[HEIRESS]

Im drinking organic sumatra blend right now!

[DandyFop]

It's been like that for quite a few years now. Just watch some standup from like '98 and they'll be all "so what's the deal with ordering coffee nowadays? I don't know about this tall, short, grande, skim, latte stuff. I just want my coffee!"

[Big Gus]

Did you make it yourself? Sounds a bit hippyish likes!

I dont mind coffee, just these shit shops selling fancy cups of pish for £3.

And what about if you go to one for a cup of tea?? It's all "breakfast blend" and "summer herbal infusion".

'the fuck? I just want normal tea!

[HEIRESS]

well I grinded the beans and such

and used leftover whipping cream for color

[ericlee]

No shit. That sounds like normenclature for a black man's uncircumsized penis.

[paul jones]

I was thinking about this last night

I remembered all the tragic fluffy cappa fuck-all rip-off types of coffee shit that I've had at places and all I really wanted was- coffee-milk in big mug

and they can stick those massive biscuits up their arse too!

[b i o n i c]

dunkin donuts.. the cheapest and the best of the chain store coffees

[beastiegirrl101]

dunkin donuts.. the cheapest and the best of the chain store coffees

Dunkin donuts coffee is way too sweet for me...I never understood the dd craze when all the women over 40 I knew had to have the whole beans.

I'm slightly one of "those girls" at Starbucks. whatever I order is usually non fat / no foam...but thats all.

[b i o n i c]

you dont have to put sugar in it... there's a small mom and pop coffee shop in the town where i grew up, the guy roasts blends in the back (i worked there in high school, he showed me how he did it)... jamaican, hawaiian, costa rican, japanese, french, oh my god. THAT is the best coffee around here

[Laver1969]

you dont have to put sugar in it... there's a small mom and pop coffee shop in the town where i grew up, the guy roasts blends in the back (i worked there in high school, he showed me how he did it)... jamaican, hawaiian, costa rican, japanese, french, oh my god. THAT is the best coffee around here

We stopped in the Dunkin Donuts on the way to the trains from your house. I love double D's. (y)

[b i o n i c]

the double-d sausage egg and cheese is good too. i dont see no sausage egg and cheeses at starbucks

[beastiegirrl101]

i dont see no sausage egg and cheeses at starbucks


WRONG!(!)

they just got breakfast sammaches.

[b i o n i c]

probably $12 for a bagel

[Loppfessor]

Yeah and what's the deal with airline peanuts??

[Freebasser]

This is why I always drink my coffee/tea in greasy spoons when out on the town (y)

[Big Gus]

Greasy spoons fucking rule. Luckilly there's still plenty of them in my (backwards) city.

There's loads of StarCostaCoffeeWank in the place now too - worryingly - they are taking over old pubs.

These places are always packed when i walk by - like overpriced coffee battery farms or something.

[Lyman Zerga]

i had no coffee in like 2 weeks so feel free to STFU!

[yeahwho]

"I'll have one of those vanilla bullshit things." "Milk and Coffee, who woulda thought?"
-Larry David at Starbucks.

[Bob]

the double-d sausage egg and cheese is good too. i dont see no sausage egg and cheeses at starbucks

they taste pretty good, but i can literally feel it as it makes its way through my veins afterwards, it's horrible

expensive, too

[Documad]

I had a breakfast sandwich at Starbucks in Seattle and saw them again in NYC. They're not here yet.

I believe that Frasier was the first and best place where the coffee craze was criticized when Frasier's dad took it on in season 1. Kind of appropriate because the coffee craze started in Seattle.

[yeahwho]

I had a breakfast sandwich at Starbucks in Seattle and saw them again in NYC. They're not here yet.

I believe that Frasier was the first and best place where the coffee craze was criticized when Frasier's dad took it on in season 1. Kind of appropriate because the coffee craze started in Seattle.

You know I'm a coffee maniac, for the past 2 years I've been roasting beans in one of these i-Roast things (http://www.sweetmarias.com/prod.hearthwareiRoast2.shtml) and drinking fresh gourmet sludge (http://www.sweetmarias.com/prod.greencoffee.mvc.shtml) from around the world.

I am a coffee fanatic.

[guerillaGardner]

You know you have become a professional coffee drinker when your buddy asks you to go up and order coffee because he doesn't know how to.

In my mind there used to be only two types of coffee - black or white - until I went to the USA. I was initially flumoxed by the question "What kind of coffee do you want?" but I came back converted to flavoured coffees.

Cinammon coffee is amazing. Right now I've got three bottles of Irish Cream the missus bought me on special from Whittard's.

[tracky]

You know you have become a professional coffee drinker when your buddy asks you to go up and order coffee because he doesn't know how to.

haha that's totally me

"i dunno, just get me something with milk in it"