Scissors "Catch" (....and some Bruno)

[Big Gus]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wO306DZx3Tg&NR

Not for the squeemish.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyGQoPWY0ng

Sacha Baron Cohen (AKA Ali G/Borat) doing some "Bruno" and offending some jocks down Daytona beach.

He's the best character he does in my opinion.

[Tzar]

it seems fake... notice the "swish!" as he throws it... maybe.. i dunno, i'd be freaking out big time if that happened.

[Tzar]

HAHAHAAAA the first bit of that bruno bit!!

[Tzar]

ok 3 posts now, that bruno thing is fucking class.

[Dr Deaf]

that scissors one owns. i was fucking around with a bowie knife in my kitchen a few years back... i was making the slashing motions with the blade backwards WELL AWAY from a friend... he foolishly threw his hand up to "block" the blade and i slit his palm wide open, asshole to breakfast.

5 hours in the emergency room and 34 stiches later he was good to go.

dumb shit on a sunday, it happens.

[Big Gus]

I had doubts aboutt he scissor thing too - then I watched it a few times - for research reasons of course - and - look at the blades under the skin - I think it's maybe genuine.

As for Bruno - I dunno if thats been aired on the current "Ali G Show" run as it's on TV on fridays here and I'm often out getting pissed in the pub. Regardless - Bruno rocks! i though he was funnier first series - now he just seems to play on the fact that most American men in a "group" dont like being associated with gayness in any way, shape or form - still amusing though.

I like it when he "wrestles" the guy and puts his nose right in his arse.

[abcdefz]

...shouldn't a little blood start flowing from the scissors thing? I dunno.

[monkey]

not if they dont move the scissors. i think.

that was funny though. i know people like that. ugh.

[Big Gus]

Nah my brother stabbed me right through my hand with a kitchen knife when I was 8 and not a spot of blood came out till I removed it. It would start bleeding but not straight away, unless it caught him in an artery.