stretchmarks!

[zorra_chiflada]

i'm bored so i made a thread about stretchmarks

[zorra_chiflada]

can i make this thread about kneepit sweat as well? that annoys me at the moment.

[Bob]

what exactly are stretchmarks? i know it has something to do with either gaining or losing weight but i never completely understood

[zorra_chiflada]

what exactly are stretchmarks? i know it has something to do with either gaining or losing weight but i never completely understood

it happens when you you put weight on the hips/thighs area. they look like little white silvery lines

[TurdBerglar]

i have stretchmarks!

[zorra_chiflada]

i have stretchmarks!

haha you're a girl SUCKED IN

[monkey]

i got stretch marks when i went through puberty. that's just cruel.

[zorra_chiflada]

i got stretch marks when i went through puberty. that's just cruel.

i have a few on the outer thigh meets hip area. only one one side. wtf?

[Bitchamachacha]

My stretch marks are sexy. And so are my birthing hips.


I tell myself this everyday as I look in the mirror and frown.

:(

[monkey]

i have a few on the outer thigh meets hip area. only one one side. wtf?

i got them on the hips. and a little on the boobies.

[zorra_chiflada]

i got them on the hips. and a little on the boobies.

my boobs are diminutive

[TurdBerglar]

my stretchmarks are from muscle gain though

[zorra_chiflada]

and i have kneepit sweat

[zorra_chiflada]

my stretchmarks are from muscle gain though

yeah right, I THINK YOU'RE ON YOUR PERIOD. have a gallon of icecream and sit down on the couch and watch a romantic comedy.

[Bitchamachacha]

i got them on the hips. and a little on the boobies.

I wish I had boobies.

[backwoods]

my stretchmarks are from muscle gain though


lololol

[TurdBerglar]

yeah right, I THINK YOU'RE ON YOUR PERIOD. have a gallon of icecream and sit down on the couch and watch a romantic comedy.


you've seen my legs

[backwoods]

I wish I had boobies.

me too. right here, while I'm watching Big Lebowski right now, sitting next to me, attached to a moderately good looking girl, who was drinking a White Russian with red 'tipsy' cheeks and a not-so-bright look on her face.

[Bob]

ok, what's this "sucked in" crap

[TurdBerglar]

you'll find out someday bob

don't worry

[zorra_chiflada]

ok, what's this "sucked in" crap

it's MY term, that turd thinks that he can just LAMPOON and use against me. it is mine. sucked in means sucked in.

[ggirlballa]

:confused:

[zorra_chiflada]

it means like, i dunno. use urban dictionary or something. it's what you say to someone when something bad happens to them.

[Lyman Zerga]

kinda like pwned, i think

[zorra_chiflada]

kinda like pwned, i think

yes! but in a more clever, australian, 4th grade kinda way

[ggirlballa]

it means like, i dunno. use urban dictionary or something. it's what you say to someone when something bad happens to them.


i know what it means, i'm just confused in being in this thread

[hitmonlee]

"sucked in" isn't universal?

what about sucker? do you have suckers? (people who get scammed! not lollipops)

[HEIRESS]

I grew too big for my britches

boobies, hips, and thighs AWESOME

[zorra_chiflada]

i never had britches.

[Bitchamachacha]

me too. right here, while I'm watching Big Lebowski right now, sitting next to me, attached to a moderately good looking girl, who was drinking a White Russian with red 'tipsy' cheeks and a not-so-bright look on her face.

Moderatly good looking and not-so-bright?

Dude. I know the single life is hard, but don't lower your expectations.

Damn.

[Bitchamachacha]

i never had britches.


My mamaw wore britches. And Petal pushers, too!

[zorra_chiflada]

if my mother had britches i wouldn't fit into them. she was skinny in her attractive days.

[HEIRESS]

my mom is skinny and tall and leggy

if I was in her britches my entire body would be a stretch mark

[monkey]

ditto for me. my mother is entirely much tinier than i. i was her size when i was 9. i blame her for making me so "big and healthy" but she blames me for her stretch marks. i call it even.

[zorra_chiflada]

my mother has all these expensive dresses from the 70s and she's all "sure susan, go ahead they're yours now, try them on." the fucking bitches wouldn't fit over my hips, not even fucking close.

[Bob]

"sucked in" isn't universal?

what about sucker? do you have suckers? (people who get scammed! not lollipops)

according to urbandictionary it's more of an australian thing

we have suckers, and we have "this sucks" and "suck my dick", but not "sucked in"

[HEIRESS]

I use sucked/suckered in

[Yeti]

When I was in my roaring 20s I picked a gal at a bar. We decided to go back to my place and get dirty. I noticed she had some stretch marks but she had a fine body. I asked her out for a 2nd date and I went to pick her up for the date. Her 3 year old daughter was playing in the living room. She was only 19 and the little girl scared me a bit. I was only about 21 at the time. I think we went to a movie and rolled around in the sack some more. I can say that the result of stretch marks scared me off but not the actual stretch marks.

[hitmonlee]

my mum is skinnier than me... she loves it! except she has no boobs.
i really need to try this exercise thing

[Dorothy Wood]

I have stretch marks on my lower back, so does my mom, they're from growing taller, not wider. I hate them. and if we're comparing body types with our moms, I have thinner legs, she has a smaller waist. I have round boobs that are medium-sized, she's got large-sized pancakey boobs. we've got very similar faces, but I've a better nose and she's got better lips. but overall we're both basically tree trunks with pretty faces. :/

[TimDoolan]

Fucking football....I have stretchmarks now from gaining 100+ lbs of pure fat back in highschool.

[cosmo105]

i've got some! i faded them a lot with this awesome gel i found! i'm not so self-conscious anymore and can actually wear a bikini! woo!

[Lyman Zerga]

my body looks like i got 10 kids already

[Lyman Zerga]

or maybe 11 or 9..

[Kid Presentable]

If stretch marks are apparent on a finely nudified female form, then I'm all for them. Only one particular female, mind. ;)

[na§tee]

ooooh child (i can say that because i have years of tears shed over these motherfuckers, i tells ya!), don't even talk to me about stretchmarks.

those piddly little things that normal girls get over their hips maybe a little or thighs or boobies (which you can't see properly if you're wearing a good bra) - pft! fine! no worries.

me, i have HUGE fucking beasts across my central stomach, a la pregnant ladies. except, i've never had a baby. i put on an enormous amount of weight when i first came to university and went on the pill and the whole swiftness of the extra hormones just made them appear.

i will never, ever be able to wear a bikini and i will always worry about them and panic over them if i ever happen to sleep with another man that isn't my current boyfriend who totally doesn't give two hoots about them. and for that i am grateful. i heart that boy.

i will probably get more as i am slowly losing weight at about 2/3 lbs a week and your skin will have to adapt. but hey, i've rather be thinner and healthier and with more scars than not.

it really gets me down. i spent a lotta £££ on various lotions and potions and yes, they have faded and you can't see them as prominently but still, they are permanent and will be there for THE REST OF MY LIFE. which made me :( and teary a lot when i first had to deal with them but not anymore. what's the point in getting upset about things you can't change? i'm still sorta hot sometimes, right? (erm.. maybe! BIG UP THE OPRAH CONFIDENCE!)

blah!

[zorra_chiflada]

id' never ever ever ever wear a bikini. no way. it doesn't matter

[na§tee]

it's not just because i won't be able to wear a fucking bikini, i don't even want to. it's just an example of how if i ever had the desire, i wouldn't. it's an example of how these little liberties that people with un-scarred bodies take for granted can be changed. and wearing two piece bathing suits, or being confident when you're undressed, or getting changed at a gym are all, in some small ways, liberties and freedoms that i could do better had i an un-blemished body.

[faz]

Chicks are crazy

[kaiser soze]

sounds like stretchmarks suck

[zorra_chiflada]

femaleness sucks

[kaiser soze]

no

femaleness is nice and pretty and smells like tulips

[Nivvie]

My stretchmarks are my womanhood battle scars.
I get them out at parties to intimidate other women.
The longest one I have is 8 inches.

[monkey]

i wear a bikini regardless of my belly, etc. i went too long worrying about how i dont look like a model on the beach. and then i realized there's REALLY fat women sometimes out there and they give two shits about how they look. i happen to be a little (a lot) bigger right now than i like, but i still have a kinda-flat tummy and a really hard ass. so :p and the stretch marks on my hips are just there to prove i got... big ol hips.

[abcdefz]

If you lose weight slowly, you're less likely to wind up with stretch marks.

But, anyway. I've got 'em on my thighs, I think. I know I've seen them.

[beastiegirrl101]

i've got some! i faded them a lot with this awesome gel i found! i'm not so self-conscious anymore and can actually wear a bikini! woo!

cosmo in a bikini. you are like waaay girly suddenly.

[cosmo105]

If stretch marks are apparent on a finely nudified female form, then I'm all for them. Only one particular female, mind. ;)
you know, kid p, the way you talk about your relationship with your woman is so lovely. it sounds like you two have a good thing going. just thought i'd say that. :)


and yeah, normally i wouldn't wear a bikini either, but my old swimsuit was all baggy and threadbare and i was about 2,000 miles from home and the only one-pieces in that tourist town were for old ladies. besides, this one had little asian girls on it :o i still felt totally self-conscious wearing it because, strech marks or no, i don't like showing a lot of skin.

i am not way girly suddenly i will piledrive your ass into a pulp :mad:

[beastiegirrl101]

i am not way girly suddenly i will piledrive your ass into a pulp :mad:

that's adorable!;)

[cosmo105]

you are so lucky i have to go put on my eyeliner right now, because i would TOTALLY be rubbing mud into your face :mad:

[ericlee]

Q= How can you find Dolly Pardon's son in a crowd?

A= He's the one with stretch marks around his mouth.

[Kid Presentable]

you know, kid p, the way you talk about your relationship with your woman is so lovely. it sounds like you two have a good thing going. just thought i'd say that. :)



I fucking love her. I don't tell her enough, and I tell her everyday. It's about the only nice thing I talk about on here.
:o

[Lyman Zerga]

ooooh child (i can say that because i have years of tears shed over these motherfuckers, i tells ya!), don't even talk to me about stretchmarks.

those piddly little things that normal girls get over their hips maybe a little or thighs or boobies (which you can't see properly if you're wearing a good bra) - pft! fine! no worries.

me, i have HUGE fucking beasts across my central stomach, a la pregnant ladies. except, i've never had a baby. i put on an enormous amount of weight when i first came to university and went on the pill and the whole swiftness of the extra hormones just made them appear.

i will never, ever be able to wear a bikini and i will always worry about them and panic over them if i ever happen to sleep with another man that isn't my current boyfriend who totally doesn't give two hoots about them. and for that i am grateful. i heart that boy.

i will probably get more as i am slowly losing weight at about 2/3 lbs a week and your skin will have to adapt. but hey, i've rather be thinner and healthier and with more scars than not.

it really gets me down. i spent a lotta £££ on various lotions and potions and yes, they have faded and you can't see them as prominently but still, they are permanent and will be there for THE REST OF MY LIFE. which made me :( and teary a lot when i first had to deal with them but not anymore. what's the point in getting upset about things you can't change? i'm still sorta hot sometimes, right? (erm.. maybe! BIG UP THE OPRAH CONFIDENCE!)

blah!




tell me about it!

i have massive ones on my thighs, knees, ass, hips, belly, boobs and arms!

but i have many more serious problems so that i dont care too much, though if i got into a relationship than it would be come one of my serious problems!


and yes youre godammit hot and i would do you right now in front of everyone!

[ericlee]

and yes youre godammit hot and i would do you right now in front of everyone!

I think Turd's pants are gonna have stretchmarks after reading that.

[TurdBerglar]

as if im even wearing pants

[befsquire]

i've got some! i faded them a lot with this awesome gel i found! i'm not so self-conscious anymore and can actually wear a bikini! woo!
if you love me, you will tell me of this miracle gel.

i've got them from when i was a teen and grew taller and then got a horrible amount of them when i was pregnant with thing 1. thing 2 was so tiny she couldn't have made a strech mark if she tried.

[cosmo105]

i fucking love this brand. (http://www.dermae.net/cgi-bin/fccgi.exe?w3exec=dei.portal&CMD=DEI.DPRODUCTS&SESSIONID=1416657812A&PN=8100ea&WHICH=skin%20treatments) i've used their "problem skin" program for about two years now. you may say, why jessica, you don't have problem skin! exactly. :cool:(y) i've used the scar gel over this summer and have noticed a really dramatic improvement in my tummy marks. day and night, i slather some on. they're still there, but nowhere near as visible or raised.

[befsquire]

thank you!

<3

[Randetica]

I think Turd's pants are gonna have stretchmarks after reading that.


taahaahaa

[mikizee]

Ladies, most guys could not give the slightest shit about stretchmarks. when i look at a nice female's body, stretchmarks if they are there or not are far from my mind. so flaunt your bodies girls!!! preferably where i can see!!!!

wooooooooo!!!!!!

[QueenAdrock]

I don't understand how you could avoid them if you've gone through puberty. Especially girls with larger chests. Your skin stretches pretty badly if you have large boobies. If you go from having nothing pre-puberty to having DD's about 5 years later...well, that's a lot of skin that's kind of pulled and manipulated. Stretchmarks are bound to happen. I don't mind them much, because they're virtually invisible. I have a chunky friend who has really dark ones and complains bitterly about them, which I would really REALLY hate. :(

[hellojello]

i fucking love this brand. (http://www.dermae.net/cgi-bin/fccgi.exe?w3exec=dei.portal&CMD=DEI.DPRODUCTS&SESSIONID=1416657812A&PN=8100ea&WHICH=skin%20treatments) i've used their "problem skin" program for about two years now. you may say, why jessica, you don't have problem skin! exactly. :cool:(y) i've used the scar gel over this summer and have noticed a really dramatic improvement in my tummy marks. day and night, i slather some on. they're still there, but nowhere near as visible or raised.
Oh thanks you answered my question without me even having to ask.
Right on.