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Bitchamachacha
10-12-2006, 08:35 PM
I got the following e-mail today, and for the record, I haven't touched my Yahoo profile in like a year..or more. I'd actually forgotten that I had one.

Hi,

I saw your yahoo profile and picture. Wow!! You are a fine looking woman. Would you like to talk sometime?

So, me being a member of the Junior E-Sleuth's Association and all, I decided to investigate by using every Junior E-Sleuth's favorite tool, Google. I Googled his e-mail and found THIS (http://profiles.yahoo.com/spencer_44_m).

What a winner, eh?

AND THIS IS WHY I DON'T CHAT AND PREFER TO STAY INVISABLE.

I'm a loser magnet.

*cries*
Kerrbear
10-12-2006, 09:57 PM
Hey, under "Occupation," it says "Working." At least he's employed! And he must make good money to afford that fine motorcycle.
Bob
10-12-2006, 10:01 PM
i don't have a yahoo account and don't want to create one, give me the gist of it
Kerrbear
10-12-2006, 10:07 PM
Pic of a big, beefy guy with a leather vest, info:
"Hobbies: Outdoor activities, and certain indoor activities too (wink). As Pink Floyd said Ooooooh, I need a dirty woman, I need a dirty girl!
Latest News: No new news.
Favorite Quote: Once you get past the smell, youve got it licked!
Interests:Older Men for Younger Women
Married and Flirting "

I don't know what Bitcha is complaining about...
TimDoolan
10-12-2006, 11:45 PM
Haha that guy is pedersmile material for sure
ms.peachy
10-13-2006, 02:06 PM
What's the problem? He seems like a real swell fella. Jeez Bitcha, you're awful picky; surely there are millions of women who would be thrilled to be approached by such a charming gentleman.
paul jones
10-13-2006, 02:28 PM
I got the following e-mail today, and for the record, I haven't touched my Yahoo profile in like a year..or more. I'd actually forgotten that I had one.

Hi,

I saw your yahoo profile and picture. Wow!! You are a fine looking woman. Would you like to talk sometime?

So, me being a member of the Junior E-Sleuth's Association and all, I decided to investigate by using every Junior E-Sleuth's favorite tool, Google. I Googled his e-mail and found THIS (http://profiles.yahoo.com/spencer_44_m).

What a winner, eh?

AND THIS IS WHY I DON'T CHAT AND PREFER TO STAY INVISABLE.

I'm a loser magnet.

*cries*
:D
korn_phr33k
10-13-2006, 02:54 PM
this is an embarassment to all spencers around the world, me included.

i may have a dirty mind, but thats about as far as it goes.
Bitchamachacha
10-13-2006, 04:18 PM
What's the problem? He seems like a real swell fella. Jeez Bitcha, you're awful picky; surely there are millions of women who would be thrilled to be approached by such a charming gentleman.


*sigh*

At least he quoted Pink Floyd and didn't mention anything about me swinging my legs over his crotch rocket.
ericlee
10-13-2006, 05:20 PM
*sigh*

At least he quoted Pink Floyd and didn't mention anything about me swinging my legs over his crotch rocket.

That's not exaclty a crotch rocket. Crotch rocket and rice rockets are the same thing- a motorcycle with lots of balls and the seating position is crouched over.

The funny thing about old perv's cycle is that he has a Harley but it's not even a true Harley. It's a Sportster which is almost a chick's bike. He's like this huge guy with a little sporster. In fact, that probably is his wife's bike.
befsquire
10-13-2006, 05:24 PM
^ he is into extra marital affairs.
Bitchamachacha
10-13-2006, 05:28 PM
^ he is into extra marital affairs.

I know!

Nothing makes a girl wetter than a redneck who's been dipping his dick into his wife's woo woo before a hot date!
ericlee
10-13-2006, 05:28 PM
He's probably well known round retirement centers with those blue blockers that he's sportin'.
Bitchamachacha
10-13-2006, 05:30 PM
Ha!

Well, at least he's into masturbation. That's healthy right?
ericlee
10-13-2006, 05:52 PM
Ha!

Well, at least he's into masturbation. That's healthy right?

Sure it is. Those blue blockers will prevent any "overspray" from entering his eyes. From what I understand, that stuff is blinding too.
marsdaddy
10-13-2006, 06:15 PM
Why do you have to publicly ridicule me?