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befsquire
10-14-2006, 02:16 PM
so, my daughter got this stuffed bat toy for halloween. it has batteries, and the tongue moves. a lot. unnecessarily. here's a closeup:

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y58/befsquire/notdirtybutdirty1.jpg




and here's the whole toy:

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y58/befsquire/notdirtybutdirty2.jpg


i'm betting a lot of middle aged women would buy this if they knew it was out there.
b-grrrlie
10-14-2006, 02:48 PM
Can you film it a little bit? ;)
kaiser soze
10-14-2006, 07:55 PM
hmm

http://www.fpx.de/fp/Disney/Posters/little_mermaid_89_style_b.jpg
tracky
10-14-2006, 08:06 PM
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0899/jar.html
b-grrrlie
10-15-2006, 03:50 PM
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0899/jar.html
*off to toy store she wanders*



http://www.warpbreach.com/8/jarjarsuck.jpg
RaZoRbLaDe KiSs
10-15-2006, 04:26 PM
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0899/jar.html

Are they freakin serious?? :confused: Dude thats not even funny... I hope thier not serious... You cant be that freakin dumb..
Drederick Tatum
10-15-2006, 04:55 PM
they're not serious. check the rest of the site.
kleptomaniac
10-15-2006, 05:01 PM
... (http://www.seattleweekly.com/diversions/0237/arts-smallworld.php)

http://www.seattleweekly.com/graphics//features/0237/smallworld.jpg

The Harry Potter Nimbus 2000 Broom, an "innocent" toy you can find quietly lurking on Amazon.com, accompanied by a photo of a young boy astride the broom in a manner which he will regret the rest of his life. The toy, supposedly meant to suggest little Harry's magical mode of transportation, features sound effects and a "grooved stick and handle for easy riding." And it vibrates when you squeeze it between your legs.
RaZoRbLaDe KiSs
10-15-2006, 07:15 PM
they're not serious. check the rest of the site.


its kinda funny that its this whole baptist site and they have a what would jesus do thong. Shouldnt they be granny panties or something?
(and wtf is a 12 year old doing masterbating? When I was 12 the only thing I wanted to do was skate, and now these 12 year olds have boyfriends and are sexually active and are using toys to masterbate? what the fuck is happening to this world?)
faz
10-15-2006, 07:21 PM
its kinda funny that its this whole baptist site and they have a what would jesus do thong. Shouldnt they be granny panties or something?
(and wtf is a 12 year old doing masterbating? When I was 12 the only thing I wanted to do was skate, and now these 12 year olds have boyfriends and are sexually active and are using toys to masterbate? what the fuck is happening to this world?)

....did you even read the thing your quoting?
RaZoRbLaDe KiSs
10-15-2006, 09:34 PM
Um yeah, his post was in reply to something that I said about something tacky posted...
Dorothy Wood
10-15-2006, 10:25 PM
I masturbated with a cassette single of Evenflow when I was 12 :cool:


BUT I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT SITE, STUPID CHRISTIANS, I MEAN COME ON. IT'S ALMOST LIKE IT A JOKE OR SOMETHING.
TurdBerglar
10-15-2006, 10:34 PM
how does one masturbate with a cassette?
ggirlballa
10-15-2006, 10:49 PM
theres a cassette on the table next to me;)



eww
zorra_chiflada
10-16-2006, 12:20 AM
I masturbated with a cassette single of Evenflow when I was 12 :cool:


BUT I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT SITE, STUPID CHRISTIANS, I MEAN COME ON. IT'S ALMOST LIKE IT A JOKE OR SOMETHING.

ewww eddie vedder germs sick :(
Dorothy Wood
10-16-2006, 12:37 AM
how does one masturbate with a cassette?


wouldn't you like to know?
TimDoolan
10-16-2006, 12:48 AM
http://blogs.ipswitch.com/archives/washington%20monument%20two.jpg
befsquire
10-16-2006, 02:08 AM
http://media.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/photo/2005/09/03/PH2005090301066.jpg