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mikizee
10-16-2006, 12:56 AM
ok. so i need to find out what episode a certain quote is from.
you know crazy old man? the guy that lives at the retirement castle? hes the guy that sings 'old grandma she aint what she used to be' and also says to bart 'yeah but can your grandpa do this?' and claps his hands and does a dance.
anyway. theres an episode where somebody says something and crazy old man mishears it and says 'i vould like some chiquitos!'
ring a bell? anyone? anyone still reading?? hello?
bugger.
tracky
10-16-2006, 01:00 AM
it does ring a bell
maybe he says doritos
hitmonlee
10-16-2006, 02:03 AM
dunno... but its old grey mare, not old grandma
Freebasser
10-16-2006, 05:47 AM
9F19 - Krusty Gets Kancelled (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krusty_Gets_Kancelled)
Oh wait, you want the episode where he says the chiquitos thing. Hang on...
AABF16 - The Old Man and the C Student (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Old_Man_and_the_%22C%22_Student) - he says taquitos apparently.
Planetary
10-16-2006, 05:57 AM
i know the bit. don't remember the episode though :mad:
ok. so i need to find out what episode a certain quote is from.
you know crazy old man? the guy that lives at the retirement castle? hes the guy that sings 'old grandma she aint what she used to be' and also says to bart 'yeah but can your grandpa do this?' and claps his hands and does a dance.
anyway. theres an episode where somebody says something and crazy old man mishears it and says 'i vould like some chiquitos!'
ring a bell? anyone? anyone still reading?? hello?
bugger.
i think he says tacitos (taco's + burittos)
i know the episode, yeah
AABF16 - The Old Man and the C Student (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Old_Man_and_the_%22C%22_Student) - he says taquitos apparently.
that's the one yeah
good job freebasser. i could have handled this one myself but i thought i'd let you go solo this time, i think you're ready
Freebasser
10-16-2006, 06:41 AM
You trained me well, master.
Loppfessor
10-16-2006, 09:56 AM
I thought the correct term is "Simpsons Freaks"....
QueenAdrock
10-16-2006, 10:30 AM
ahahhahahha
I'd like some taquitos!
Yeah, I heart www.snpp.com. It's where I get all my official Simpsons quotes. Which reminds me, I'm hijacking this thread for classic Simpsons quotes now.
"My cans! My precious antique cans! Look whatcha done to 'em!"
"Stealing? How could you? Haven't you learned anything from that guy at church? Captain Whats-his-face? We live in a society of law! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? FOR FUN?! Well, I didn't hear anyone laughin' did YOU?"
"I call the big one Bitey!"
"It's pronounced CHOWDAH! Say it Frenchie!"
"Faster, Neddy. Must go faster!" "I CAN'T! IT'S A GEO!"
etc. etc. lol.
ZOMG_it's_Liz
10-16-2006, 10:33 AM
"Thief!"
"Liar!"
"Stolemoneyfromthechurchcollectionplate!"
QueenAdrock
10-16-2006, 11:43 AM
GAHHAHAHAHA! I yelled that at someone the other day, out my window when I was drunk! :o
Jitters
10-16-2006, 01:00 PM
Do you want to change your name to Homer Junior? The kids at school can call you Hoju.
i remember when i was your age, i wanted an electric football game, but my parents wouldn't give it to me. so i held my breath until i passed out. the doctors said i might have brain damage!
dad, what's the point of that story?
....i like stories :)
ok, it's totally out of character for me to just paraphrase a simpsons quote but it's a long one, forgive me
Freebasser
10-16-2006, 03:10 PM
Homer: We were talking about chocolate, right?
German bloke: Zat vas ten minutes ago!
hitmonlee
10-16-2006, 09:00 PM
my favourite:
Homer, there's a man here who thinks he can help you!
Batman?
No, he's a scientist.
Batman's a scientist.
IT'S NOT BATMAN!
QueenAdrock
10-16-2006, 09:03 PM
i remember when i was your age, i wanted an electric football game, but my parents wouldn't give it to me. so i held my breath until i passed out. the doctors said i might have brain damage!
dad, what's the point of that story?
....i like stories :)
ok, it's totally out of character for me to just paraphrase a simpsons quote but it's a long one, forgive me
Until I passed out and hit my head on the coffee table!
No? Yes. I think.
PS: "Twenty dollars can buy you many peanuts!"
"What! EXPLAIN HOW!"
"Money can be exchanged for goods and services."
"WOO-HOO!"
QueenAdrock
10-16-2006, 09:08 PM
Wait! It's a combo of two quotes.
Homer: I know how you feel, Bart. When I was your age, I wanted an electric football game more than anything in the world. And my parents bought it for me, and it was the happiest day of my life.
Homer: You know, when I was a boy, I really wanted a catcher's mitt, but my dad wouldn't get it for me. So I held my breath until I passed out and banged my head on the coffee table. The doctor thought I might have brain damage.
Bart: Dad, what's the point of this story?
Homer: I like stories.
I do that a lot too. :o
And this Moe's...it's some sort of business?
Don't say you were at a bar, don't say you were at a bar...but what else is open at midnight?
I was at a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
Until I passed out and hit my head on the coffee table!
No? Yes. I think.
PS: "Twenty dollars can buy you many peanuts!"
"What! EXPLAIN HOW!"
"Money can be exchanged for goods and services."
"WOO-HOO!"
yeah yeah, that's right
oh wait no, the next thing you said was right.
also, i LOVE that "i was buying pornography!" quote
i love the good simpsons. back when homer was lovably dumb instead of just dumb
QueenAdrock
10-16-2006, 09:12 PM
Yeah, I started my own cult following under my "I remember when the Simpsons was actually funny" group on Facebook. I'd invite you, but you're from UConn. *shakes fist*
I have 47 people, and I gave myself the title of Captain Wacky. :cool:
The Notorious LOL
10-16-2006, 09:17 PM
the most recent ones Ive seen are iiiight
QueenAdrock
10-16-2006, 09:19 PM
I saw the first episode of this season, the mafia one and it was just the same tired old "Homer gets a new job" plot and it didn't make me laugh and it made me sad. :(
The Notorious LOL
10-16-2006, 09:19 PM
I like the way snrub thinks!
the mafia one was funny.
QueenAdrock
10-16-2006, 09:20 PM
gahahahhaha
On closer inspection, these are loafers.
And not for me, the mafia one wasn't. :mad:
Captain Wacky. :cool:
later renamed homer
QueenAdrock
10-16-2006, 09:22 PM
(y)
How about Dr. Nguyen Van Falk? I'd be super impressed if you knew him off the top of your head. That's the other officer of the group.
And Lord Thistlewhig Flanders, though he's easier.
The Notorious LOL
10-16-2006, 09:22 PM
You hit her pretty hard there, Rick.
the name sounds really familiar (nguyen van falk) but i just can't place it right now
i'm ashamed :(
lord thistlewick flanders was "charmed....a googly...a moogly", right?
wait, wait, was nguyen van falk one of lionel hutz's aliases?
edit: SWEET
QueenAdrock
10-16-2006, 09:26 PM
Hahaha...yeah, when he was caught later on after babysitting for Bart and Lisa.
"DON'T TOUCH MY STUFF! ...Oh wait, this isn't the YMCA."
"Well, I didn't win your case. I'm sorry. Here's your free pizza."
"But Mr. Hutz, we DID win!"
"That's okay, the box is empty!"
Kid Presentable
10-16-2006, 09:26 PM
Good evening young man, my name is Charles Norwood. Furthermore to this beer, I would like two of your finest cigars...
QueenAdrock
10-16-2006, 09:27 PM
Hey Kernie, that's a pretty good fake ID. If you tell me where you obtained it, I'll ignore the ice cream sandwiches in your armpits, eh?
Kid Presentable
10-16-2006, 09:29 PM
Fat Tony, please. I just ate a plate of dingamagoooooo
QueenAdrock
10-16-2006, 09:30 PM
This year, buy her English muffins.
Kid Presentable
10-16-2006, 09:32 PM
Re? Cy? Gleng?
i'm sorry you delightful young ragamuffin, i'm not familiar with that word
QueenAdrock
10-16-2006, 09:37 PM
Wait a minute...that was OUR planet! Damn youse! DAMN YOUSE ALL TO HELL!
The Notorious LOL
10-16-2006, 09:38 PM
he has a soft heavenly voice....like Urkel.
and he appears every friday night....like Urkel!
Kid Presentable
10-16-2006, 09:39 PM
Linguo. IS. Dead.
i snuck in when you let your guard down for a split second. and i'd do it again.
jeremy's.....iron.
...here's a ball! perhaps you'd like to bounce it!
Kid Presentable
10-16-2006, 09:42 PM
Can't talk. See Flanders. Later, sex.
QueenAdrock
10-16-2006, 09:43 PM
Relax? I can't relax! Nor can I yield, capitulate or...or...only two synonyms? Oh my GOD, I'm losing my perspicacity!
Kid Presentable
10-16-2006, 09:48 PM
Rough? You ALWAYS say that!
Chewy?
Kid Presentable
10-16-2006, 09:50 PM
ARRRGHH MY GROIN!
ARRRGHH MY GROIN!
i hate to break the flow, but you should know that when i read that, i just about literally did the laugh that homer did when he saw it
boy i really like the simpsons
Kid Presentable
10-16-2006, 09:53 PM
No no no. It says: "The Bart, The"
The Notorious LOL
10-16-2006, 10:06 PM
http://beastieboys.com/bbs/showpost.php?p=1327624&postcount=3
QueenAdrock
10-16-2006, 10:21 PM
IN THIS HOUSE WE OBEY THE LAWS OF THERMODYNAMICS!
Kid Presentable
10-16-2006, 10:40 PM
Look, it's Hammer!
QueenAdrock
10-16-2006, 10:42 PM
Don't hog it all, smellyhead!
Go to hell, zitface!
GIMME THAT SUGAR!
LedDuck63
10-16-2006, 10:50 PM
"We must travle forward, not backward. Upward, not forward, and always twirling. TWIRLING TOWARDS FREEDOM!"
"Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!"
HOMER!
"I gotta go Moe my damn weiner kids are listening."
QueenAdrock
10-16-2006, 10:56 PM
DENTAL PLAN!
tracky
10-16-2006, 10:59 PM
lisa needs braces
QueenAdrock
10-16-2006, 11:11 PM
I also ate the mess he left on me rug!
QueenAdrock
10-16-2006, 11:23 PM
The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!
mikizee
10-17-2006, 02:05 AM
got away from ya huh? well, you just keep on at it!
QueenAdrock
10-19-2006, 09:34 AM
NERD BOY LIKES HIS BOOKY-BOOK!
...just tucking him in!
Drederick Tatum
10-19-2006, 01:57 PM
Guns aren't toys! They're for family protection, hunting dangerous or delicious animals, and keeping the King of England out of your face!
Ally Al
10-19-2006, 01:59 PM
the names Mo, or as the ladies like to call me, hey you behind the bushes
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