Best Ass On The Board

[Lex Diamonds]

Let's finally put this dispute to rest.

[TurdBerglar]

im an ass

[Waus]

Needs 100% more MSF.

[skra75]

best thread of the day.

[Big Gus]

If you added more female options I might have seen one of these fabled chick fights everyone goes on about but I've never witnessed...

[skra75]

no need to add any others, thus the genius of this thread.

[Tzar]

i bet krystal has a better ass than zorra.

[skra75]

you spelt her name wrong bro.
get it right man.

[Lex Diamonds]

Thanks for believing in me skra. It's good that some people understand the vision that was behind the creation of this very special thread.

Fuck all the haterz. There's no room for sitting on the fence here, you're either with zorra or Echewta. This is the start of the revolution, vote or die.

[Tzar]

GOSH

[Big Gus]

I reviewed the Ass Thread yesterday.

I like HEIRESS's tail...

[Lex Diamonds]

I reviewed the Ass Thread yesterday.

I like HEIRESS's tail...
That was borderline creepy until the three dots at the end. Now you just look like a perv.

[skra75]

That was borderline creepy until the three dots at the end. Now you just look like a perv.

lol, beat me to the exact same post. The use of the term "tail" seems to seal the deal. I may need to go back and edit my list of words I hate to hear online to include this one.

[Big Gus]

HEIRESS knows I'm just fucking about - I was inappropriately complimenting her tail fucking years ago...

Zorra's arse is quite hot too. YAY FOR E-ARSE!

[Lex Diamonds]

To be fair though, Heiress does look like a handful.

[skra75]

You're trapped gus. best thing to do right now is to quietly back out of Padster's thread with head bowed low.

[Big Gus]

Er, no. I can't say I'd ever back out of a Padster thread... Whats his fascination with Echewta?

Especially his arse?

Does he want to bum him Elton John stylee?

[skra75]

To be fair though, Heiress does look like a handful.


true. It's plenty nice & I would go as far as say it deserves it's own thread.
This thread is very specific in it's nature, let's not muck it up with all this Monkeybusiness.

[DipDipDive]

I believe you mean "monkey bidness."

Echewta's ass is furry, so he gets my vote.

[QueenAdrock]

Not saying Zorra doesn't have a great butt, but I do enjoy chew-chew's.

[skra75]

I believe you mean "monkey bidness."

Echewta's ass is furry, so he gets my vote.

no, I meant to say "Monkeybusiness". It flows just like the word "Caddyshack".

[beastieangel01]

definitely Zorra but I voted for chew. Didn't want him to be too far behind in votes. He's a sensitive little guy.

[skra75]

I didn't even see Echewta as a board member, I'm so used to seeing that as an alternative to 'yes' or 'no'. What's the fuss about?

[Echewta]

:confused: Are we talking about my ass or the ass I take pictures with?:confused: I can post a picture again with my ass but not of my ass.

[monkey]

true. It's plenty nice & I would go as far as say it deserves it's own thread.
This thread is very specific in it's nature, let's not muck it up with all this Monkeybusiness.

my booty is licious.

[skra75]

did I just hear you compliment your own booty? I think it's against the rules to give props to your own booty.

[monkey]

im the only one here that really knows how fantastic it really is. so if i have to prop up my own beehind, goddamn, i will!

[Lex Diamonds]

^ Post pics and I'm sure all that will change.

[Echewta]

:confused: Wait, is this in reference to me being an ass?:confused:

[Lex Diamonds]

:confused: Wait, is this in reference to me being an ass?:confused:
Not just any ass, the BEST ass on the WHOLE board!

[Echewta]

Oh. In that case, I really didn't realize I had competition.

[befsquire]

i chose echewta because of course zorra is going to choose the most flattering angle, etc., so we don't truly know what her ass looks like, except from the side. twice. i know what echewta's looks like.

[Lyman Zerga]

without my ASS those other wuss ASSes would have never shown up in that ASS thread

maybe my ASS isnt the best ASS but Che would have been proud of dat ASS

[TurdBerglar]

zorra is not even acknowledging her ass recognition

[zorra_chiflada]

zorra is not even acknowledging her ass recognition

people never used to be this nice to me. i think this is what nice is anyway

[ggirlballa]

ooh its tied

[Lyman Zerga]

people never used to be this nice to me. i think this is what nice is anyway


i know what you mean
it fucking sucks but also feels nice

[TurdBerglar]

people never used to be this nice to me. i think this is what nice is anyway


i pick on you just as much

[zorra_chiflada]

i pick on you just as much

no

[TOY]

I was the original winna.

Ass Thread v.1


Recognize :cool:

[TurdBerglar]

i don't recognize. maybe you need to repost your ass so we can all remember

[TOY]

i don't recognize. maybe you need to repost your ass so we can all remember

It shrunk. :(

I used to hate my big, ol' bubbly ass. But it got me lots'n lots of attention. Now I miss it.

[TurdBerglar]

got any friends/family members with big asses?

[befsquire]

i posted in the original ass thread. while not the nicest, i don't think it was all that bad. and it was a winner with the dr, so that's all that matters.

i do recall someone creating an alter just to hate on me, and saying something about me having a flat ass and heiress said "flat ass my ass" or something like that.

:)

[backwoods]

i do recall someone creating an alter just to hate on me, and saying something about me having a flat ass and heiress said "flat ass my ass" or something like that.

lol that was me.
nah, it wasn't

[befsquire]

backwoods, i'm sure your avatar and title are clever, i'm just too stupid to know that for sure.

[paul jones]

I just equalized for zorra's butt

11-11

[Gareth]

internet phenomenon 'keyra' has the best ass in the world, according to the internet.
and serena williams' with her formidable steak butt.

[Loppfessor]

How come everyone has seen Zorra's ass but me?? :mad:

[Lex Diamonds]

Zorra's sitting on your desk? Does Joe know?

[Echewta]

When is this poll official over? I would like to hang the Best Ass on the Board award next to the Offical BBMB Pope statue.

[Lex Diamonds]

It's not over til the fat lady sings! A song proclaiming who's the winner, that is.

[Echewta]

When is Cosmo going to sing?

[icy manipulator]

heiress's is more roundly. i prefer it to zorra's. chewie, you've prolly answered this a million times but wtf do you have a donkey?

[Echewta]

I have a donkey at work. He is so choice. Seriously. I have many pictures with the donkey.

[Loppfessor]

Holy crap I finally went over to sure shots and daaaaaamn!! Zorra I want to have a threesome, just you me and that ass!!

[DipDipDive]

This thread is hilarious for so many reasons.

[ET]

Chewy get it from his mama. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxdkLChFL5I)

[Echewta]

That is a lame video. Lets dance in front of semitrucks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jp7hEh4padQ

That is a video.

[ET]

That video - Ferrari's - Paul Wall with dreads = suck

The backup dancers are pretty kickass though. I'll give you that.

[Kerrbear]

Is there a configuration standard to compare each ass against, like in a dog show?

[TurdBerglar]

yeah

hard-on rigidity

[P of R]

There's lots of worthy ass on this board.


Just saying.

[zorra_chiflada]

um wow

[Echewta]

Don't worry Zorra. Its just because I've been here a lot longer to make sure that people know I am the most supreme ass.

[Lex Diamonds]

Yeah, Chewie got junk in da trunk!

[marsdaddy]

An animated gif is the only resolution...

Padster, were you shooting for pervy and homoeroticism?

[cosmo105]

I AM NOT THE FAT LADY :mad:

[The Notorious LOL]

Yes there is...

Best Ass in the Petite Asses Class
Best Ass in the Large Asses Class
Best Ass in the Working Asses Class
Best Ass in the Jeans Class
Best Ass in the Thongs Class
Best Ass in the Nude Class
Best Ass in the Giggly Asses Class
And a special award set up by Marv Albert, "The Ass I Would Like To Bite" Award.



you're fuckin creepy, brah.

[Lex Diamonds]

Padster, were you shooting for pervy and homoeroticism?
Well I didn't expect homoeroticism so I guess this thread has turned out better than I could ever have imagined.

[Echewta]

Say it. I won.

[Lex Diamonds]

You're DQ'ed for voting for yourself, so zorra wins by default.

Sorry dude, your ass carries on it's tragically repressed life without the recognition it deserves.

[Echewta]

I wasn't allowed to vote for myself? Outrage! Since when can people not vote for themselves without it being in the rules?

This poll was rigged from the start. Its whats wrong with this board. Honesty? Fairness? Pssh.

[Lex Diamonds]

Sorry buddy, but them's the rules.

[TurdBerglar]

how could i not remember any of this

[Yetra Flam]

lot of haters in this thread

[TurdBerglar]

how can anyone hate such a wonderful thing as an ass?

[funk63]

PM me asses

[b i o n i c]

this thread needs more pictures.

[Echewta]

bollocks.

[avignon]

My mule would kick your ass's ass any day.

[HEIRESS]

my ass has evolved since those days. straight up cambrian explosion.

[abcdefz]

It's tied.

[milleson]

my ass has evolved since those days. straight up cambrian explosion.

Your ass developed hard parts?

[HEIRESS]

I was likening the recent expansion of my ass to the expansion of diversity on planet earth in regards to animal life during the cambrian period.
I think you are referring to specific plant characteristics that also first appeared during that time period

some things seem funnier before breakfast than others :/

[jabumbo]

Your ass developed hard parts?


(y)


before breakfast, indeed

[Echewta]

Oz didn't give anything to the Tin Man that he didn't already have.

[TurdBerglar]

i finally voted!

[ET]

Is it too late to change my vote?

[Lyman Zerga]

PM me asses

male asses only

[Echewta]

This


Is personal.

[jabumbo]

oh totally