i don't work today, so i'm not getting dressed

[kate]

i'm just gonna see how long i can stand to sit here in my day old underwear without getting a shower. i think it's good to make goals for myself

[TurdBerglar]

you're grosser than me

[kate]

no freakin way.

[TurdBerglar]

you can probably grease a cookie sheet with the residue that's covering your body

[beastiegirrl101]

I'm kinda with Turd on this one.

Kate, you seriously make me laugh.

[Dorothy Wood]

I haven't gotten dressed yet. I just mopped the floor though. Ima take a shower in a bit, then go to stupid work for 5 hours. hmph.

[kate]

the only place i'm greasy right now is my hair and face, so i could probably only grease one of those really small cookie sheets or a couple muffin holes in a muffin pan. are you in more of a blueberry or banana nut mood?

[Rock]

greasy muffin holes

[TurdBerglar]

muffin holes?
banana?
nut?

in that order?

[kate]

good lord, i'm taking a fucking shower

[Rock]

grease the muff hole, yo, grease the muff hole.

[kate]

ok i'm gonna take a WARM shower assholes, but i'm still not getting dressed.

[Dorothy Wood]

I'm not stinky!

[kate]

i'm not either, for real! usually when i'm stinky the cats wanna cuddle with me a lot for some reason, and aint nobody cuddlin me right now!

[TurdBerglar]

stop smelling like fish you damn skank

[kate]

there was this girl in 5th grade who was like going through puberty before all of us or something, and she hadnt yet discovered that she should be using deodorant, and she always smelled like a sub shop. i always had to stand behind her for school choir assembly things, under those bright lights baking her armpits. blugh.

[TurdBerglar]

this girl i went to school with always smelled like chicken soup

[Dorothy Wood]

this dude I went to school with smelled like mustard.

and I swear I don't stink. I always ask, "hey, do I stink?" if I think I might, and everyone always says, "nope". I'm magical.

my feets stink sometimes though. :o

[TurdBerglar]

but when you ask hippies if you stink it's like asking a garbage man if you stink

[Dorothy Wood]

I'm not a hippie!

[TurdBerglar]

then what explains the stench emanating from you?

[zorra_chiflada]

do you have pajamas that smell as bad as mine?

[ggirlballa]

do you have pajamas that smell as bad as mine?


**raises hand**

[hellojello]

i'm just gonna see how long i can stand to sit here in my day old underwear without getting a shower. i think it's good to make goals for myself
yeyah! i like you're style i was going to do the same but its such a nice day outside i had to open my curtains and now im paranoid someone will see me sitting online in the middle of the day in my dressing gown and think that i dont actually do anything with my life



as long as they dont think it, that's ok right?

(fake it till you make it fake it till you make it)

[zorra_chiflada]

**raises hand**

ok, i'm gonna try and describe the smell.. wait for a bit

[jackrock]

Kid I go to school with smells like hamster cage.

I'm pretty sure he doensn't own a hamster.

[TurdBerglar]

my "pajamas" smell like frying butter

[zorra_chiflada]

actually, i think it would be better if i dont' describe them :(

[ggirlballa]

actually, i think it would be better if i dont' describe them :(

aww :(

[TurdBerglar]

Kid I go to school with smells like hamster cage.

I'm pretty sure he doensn't own a hamster.


maybe he eats cedar chips?

[Kerrbear]

Kid I go to school with smells like hamster cage.

Maybe it's actually gerbil smell coming from his pants.