I'm looking forward to a zombie war

[adam_f]

I really hope 3/8 of you get infected and it's up to me to slay you like Alice in a hot miniskirt. I wouldn't do it if you were alive, I like most of you, but not enough not to kill you after you already died.

And in these movies, the black guy doesn't always die...twice.

[kate]

if zombies attacked while i was at work, i'd be fucking set. i could live off the food and water in the steal for years or at least long enough to devise a way to mass murder zombies. i kinda want it to happen, i think it'd be cool

[Big Gus]

That new zombie game on Xbox 360 is pretty sweet. Not as good as Resident Evil though...

/nerd

[adam_f]

I'm afraid if I did become a leader among the Resistance, I'd be the corny one who would yell "WE GON ROCK THIS MUTHAFUCKA LIKE THREE THE HARD WAY!"

[Freebasser]

I already have gimpy post-apocalyptic head-fuzz. All I need is a pirate earring and a shotgun and I'm set.

[beastieangel01]

I'm totally going to end up surviving really long and then I'll let my guard down just for a moment to smack adam_f in the mouth and I'm pretty sure at that point a zombie will grab my arm and bite it

:mad:

[Loppfessor]

Shows what you know...the Zombie war has already begun but the government keeps it under wraps.

[Freebasser]

I'll walk into an abandoned house/petrol station/shop and whistle noisily whilst thumbing through the magazines and eating a crunch bar when I'm suddenly jumped upon by a zombie child/dog/pensioner who was hiding in the closet for no apparent reason.

Adam_f will aim for the zombie's head but miss and kill me by mistake, but just chalk it up to bad experience and say the line he's been given anyway.

[adam_f]

Intergalactic zombie war. That's all I want.

[Otis Driftwood]

I'd settle for mutants. Or nuclear holocaust.

[Otis Driftwood]

I know it lacks that certain mystical angle but mutants are far more likely to attack the human race, aren't they. It's not like the Loa has a gazillion of their houngans working overtime to add that certain touch of unlife to your armageddon fantasy. Some guy getting bit by an infected mandrill like in 28 days later is just more likely...