i bought a pack of "fiesta" brand toilet paper

[Bob]

it's like there's a party in my ass, and everyone's invited!

[King PSYZ]

OLE!

[zorra_chiflada]

sick

[jackrock]

Can I come too?

[zorra_chiflada]

hey jackrock, lets play a card game. and i'll drink gin and you'll drink lemonade

[jackrock]

Okay, but after I make a visit to Bob's bum.

[King PSYZ]

so is this for when you've contracted Monetezuma's Revenge?

[hellojello]

God is nothing sacred. Fiesta toilet paper sweet jesus.

*gets up on soap box*



Don’t wipe your ass on trees people goddamn
use recycled toilet paper..................













(waits for the moronic comments about how that's disgusting and gross from ignorant twats who have no concept of what recycling actually is)

[Lyman Zerga]

God is nothing sacred. Fiesta toilet paper sweet jesus.

*gets up on soap box*



Don’t wipe your ass on trees people goddamn
use recycled toilet paper..................













(waits for the moronic comments about how that's disgusting and gross from ignorant twats who have no concept of what recycling actually is)





hippie butts know their shit?

lol get it?...:mad:

[ggirlballa]

i think i have had my shit in fiesta brand toilet paper before

[hellojello]

hippie butts know their shit?

lol get it?...:mad:
lol yeah,
unfortunately I do.
Was that painful?
Cause I cringed reading it. I can't imagine how it would have felt to actually write it.
(insert lame emoticon here)
:rolleyes:

[jackrock]

i think i have had my shit in fiesta brand toilet paper before
hold the phone... You shit into the toilet paper? What do you do with it? Roll it up, store it in a bin, and keep a log of the date and time?



this thread is full of puns!

[Lyman Zerga]

lol yeah,
unfortunately I do.
Was that painful?
Cause I cringed reading it. I can't imagine how it would have felt to actually write it.
(insert lame emoticon here)
:rolleyes:


lol lame emoticon

[hellojello]

lol lame emoticon
Well you know obviously some of them aren't like err this one :p


I can't believe I just used it.
I feel so dirty.

[kate]

don't you hate when you shit on the floor and you can't find it!

[King PSYZ]

I don't think I could count myself as one who hates that since I have nothing to judge that by

[kate]

you've never read that :(

[ET]

It is highly likely that I will insert my penis into the mashed potato products! (http://www.dollaritem.com/wms/images/thumbs/21737.jpg)

[Bob]

you've never read that :(

i read it, i laughed out loud. then a fair amount of time later i forgot about it and read it again and laughed out loud again

if anyone's wondering how good the toilet paper is, it's not great. i mean it's not like sandpaper or anything, but i definitely wouldn't buy it again. i only bought it because i was on my way home from the laundromat and i knew there wasn't any toilet paper in the apartment. so i ran into the only store that was on the way, which was this real shady corner store. i almost shit my pants in line because the guy ahead of me was trying to pay in pennies, it was that kind of store, and the only brand they had was Fiesta! but i made it, and i was ok

i blame macaroni and cheese

[ggirlballa]

i blame macaroni and cheese


blame your ass

[kate]

i've peed in public restrooms and then discovered after the fact that i was out of toilet paper, so i've had to use toilet seat covers to wipe. i like to think that it exfoliates!

[befsquire]

bob, haven't we already discussed macaroni and cheese and it's aftermath? maybe i wasn't part of that discussion, but i thought it was fairly recent and you'd perhaps learned some sort of lesson.

fiesta. sheesh. i thought i was slumming it when i just bought the regular charmin.

[Bob]

it's so cheap though. a dollar keeps you full for a day, i can't resist. tastes ok too. i eat it, then i uh evacuate it, and about a week later i forget about how unpleasant it is and i eat it again. the macaroni and cheese, not the...you know

basically it fills you up but it empties you right back out again

[befsquire]

oh, i love it too. but i pay dearly. i've asked bobby twice to remind me never to eat it again and why i can't. either he doesn't do that, or i don't listen, or both.

maybe i should write myself a post-it.

[QueenAdrock]

trees people goddamn
use recycled toilet paper..................


My brother uses the Washington Times. Except he doesn't read it first, so it's kinda like he was killing trees to begin with.

[hellojello]

My brother uses the Washington Times. Except he doesn't read it first, so it's kinda like he was killing trees to begin with.


I wouldn't normally do this but it really does warrent a LOL.

The way I see it for every Washington Times he wipes his ass on is one less Washington Times some usless pleb is reading and thinking they're actually 'informed'. It's a public service. Sometimes we have to make sacrafices for the greater good.

[Dorothy Wood]

it's so cheap though. a dollar keeps you full for a day, i can't resist. tastes ok too. i eat it, then i uh evacuate it, and about a week later i forget about how unpleasant it is and i eat it again. the macaroni and cheese, not the...you know

basically it fills you up but it empties you right back out again


I thought you were talking about eating the toilet paper at first. I'm going to pretend you were. :)

[Deep_Sea_Rain]

It's paper for us Mexicans (y)

[Bob]

I thought you were talking about eating the toilet paper at first. I'm going to pretend you were. :)

hmm...maybe it IS edible toilet paper, maybe that's where the fiesta is

[Praying Mantis]

i read it, i laughed out loud. then a fair amount of time later i forgot about it and read it again and laughed out loud again

if anyone's wondering how good the toilet paper is, it's not great. i mean it's not like sandpaper or anything, but i definitely wouldn't buy it again. i only bought it because i was on my way home from the laundromat and i knew there wasn't any toilet paper in the apartment. so i ran into the only store that was on the way, which was this real shady corner store. i almost shit my pants in line because the guy ahead of me was trying to pay in pennies, it was that kind of store, and the only brand they had was Fiesta! but i made it, and i was ok

i blame macaroni and cheese



I notice you and the mac and cheese is a lethal combo.

PS but the cottonelle double ply w/ Aloe.

[TurdBerglar]

i don't like that cushy tp. all it does is clog the toilet up

[zorra_chiflada]

it's scientifically proven that rough toilet paper is more hygenic. all those bumps and and grooves do a better job of cleaning it all up.

[icy manipulator]

wtf is fiesta toilet paper?