2 days to go

[trailerprincess]

before I leave this job. I am really excited but I think these will be the longest 2 days ever. I am soooooo bored. Feel free to entertain me pls

[Otis Driftwood]

I envy you.(y)

[trailerprincess]

I am going to work in an abbatoir

[Otis Driftwood]

I dated a girl once who did that. She was studying to be a veterinarian and was quite down with the abba. Said she saw no need to become a vegetarian cause everything is working very smooth there. I remained unconvinced...

[trailerprincess]

I'm not really. I said it to try and entertain myself.

I feel bad now

[Nivvie]

*juggles collective Native American wall plates available only on the back of TV guides and QVC*

[trailerprincess]

:is impressed:


(y)

[Otis Driftwood]

Don't worry about it. Everyone knows you trailer-trash don't work. ;-)

[trailerprincess]

Don't worry about it. Everyone knows you trailer-trash don't work. ;-)

busted!! When I talk about 'jobs' and 'work', I am just repeating what I heard dem folks on Montell yakking about.

[Otis Driftwood]

Everyone knows you don't know what you talk about if you don't state how stressed you are in the same sentence. Saying its satisfying and fun is mandatory. 15 h workdays and lack of opportunities to spend your income will get you any executive job. These people are boring... :( (n)

[trailerprincess]

Everyone knows you don't know what you talk about if you don't state how stressed you are in the same sentence. Saying its satisfying and fun is mandatory. 15 h workdays and lack of opportunities to spend your income will get you any executive job. These people are boring... :( (n)

I feel scared now.

[Otis Driftwood]

*juggles beer steins and lights a cigarette by blowing fire through his nose*
There, there, don't be afraid, little princess.

[trailerprincess]

What Adam say to Eve when he had his first erection?








"Stand back baby, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"

and Eve felt what later came to be known as 'disappointment'

hahahaha.

[trailerprincess]

I leave on Thursday, moving from the closet to the garage.

:D

[trailerprincess]

So it's still doing the live web shows, just a better location?

Well, it's more of a floorshow with live streaming. That way I get the punters with the hard cash upfront for my purse. The credit card payers online go towards my home in Miami

[trailerprincess]

:tries to resist making any kind of 'head' comment:

[trailerprincess]

a dirter by sub-name, a dirter by nature

[Otis Driftwood]

Quick, count the vowels in the thread.

[trailerprincess]

Quick, count the vowels in the thread.

I am going to save that for tomorrow - I can't have too much fun in one day!

[na§tee]

*juggles collective Native American wall plates available only on the back of TV guides and QVC*
hahaha! what about the princess diana ones?
my nan (bless her) totally bought me a back-of-tv-mag music box. lolz, i found it (http://www.charleswysocki.com/images/products/129_zoom.jpg)! stuff like that always comes with a signed letter of whatever from the artist, doesn't it? one of only 10,000! i can't even put anything inside, because the centre is filled with the thing you have to turn to make the music go! i was like, aw, that's sweet, it's a cat. but it's also hellah ugly!

[Nivvie]

I don't swear often, but
That. Is. Fucking. Class.

When i moved out at 16, I scrimped on bills and food to purchase a carriage clock that's the shape of a victorian merry go round. (5 installments of £29.95 form the back of TV Times)
I still have it and it still works, testament to my folly and questionable taste, although I'm sure the horses don't like the spinning backwards part of the movement.

[na§tee]

ahaha. thanks! :cool: it's 'mable the stowaway'. she is a cheeky stowaway cat just living it up. personally, i would have preferred ethel the gourmet, remington the horticulturist or herkymer in hibernation.

was it like THIS (http://www.walshbrothers.co.uk/watch_jewelry/IMP1043.html) but less shiny? i always loved those moving clock thingies. and cuckoo clocks! now that's where it's at right thurr.

[trailerprincess]

I also like those 'Innovations' catalogues you get with the sunday papers with ingenious devices for cutting celery into perfect triangles or electric ear warmers

[Otis Driftwood]

You must live in a classy trailer that comes with a mailbox... :rolleyes:

[trailerprincess]

Nah, slow second-cousin Eddie lies to act as a mailbox and sits outside with his mouth open all day waiting for post. The kids charge the other kids to 'post' stuff in his mailbox.

Kerching!!!!

[trailerprincess]

I am so bored

[trailerprincess]

What type? I'm think birch, or maybe a nice oak.

Nah, one of those feckers that grow like monsters and ruin your life - Lime trees are pretty evil.

[Otis Driftwood]

Nah, one of those feckers that grow like monsters and ruin your life - Lime trees are pretty evil.
I got one of those. In my pants... :D

[trailerprincess]

I got one of those. In my pants... :D

I hope it doesn't shrivel up and die in the winter though.

[trailerprincess]

please do. I am interested in all manner of bush and wood maintenance. Seeing as I am an avid gardener

[Otis Driftwood]

Can I consult you, Dr Greentongue?

[trailerprincess]

Describe your symptoms please

[Otis Driftwood]

Tired, tired, tired.

[trailerprincess]

You need to shake a few trees. That'll get the juices going.(y)

[Otis Driftwood]

A ga doo doo doo, push pineapple shake the tree... :rolleyes:

[trailerprincess]

A ga doo doo doo, push pineapple shake the tree... :rolleyes:

King of the mullet

[trailerprincess]

I wonder why his thumb is now green?

it's a trade secret

[trailerprincess]

A blow up kangaroo and a coat stand.

[trailerprincess]

Nope I am at home dans le trailer. I just like random shit

[trailerprincess]

the usual gimp suits and all my tree maintenance equipment

[trailerprincess]

Gratuitous bump seeing as it's now officially my last day.

I plan on completing all required tasks in the next 30 mins

[TAL]

Are you having cake?

[trailerprincess]

I'm going to make someone take me to the shop later to buy cake for the greedy fuckers. They have already asked if I am getting food!

[TAL]

Last time I stopped working I brought the cake home with me. Mmmm, cake! (http://www.multi.fi/~tal/stuff/cake.jpg)

[trailerprincess]

There's no chance of that happening, it'll be gone within about 30mins. And without being completed sexist, the guys are the ones who go crazy for it.

[na§tee]

haha that cake picture is priceless (y)
it looks really good and cream-filled. bastard.

[trailerprincess]

i am drink. and i have 2 hours officially left at work

[Otis Driftwood]

(y) When you are drink, every1 loves you!

[trailerprincess]

I don't know abnout that. I feel AlONE in my drubnkness :(

[Otis Driftwood]

Watch out after you punch out! It's technically not harassment anymore if someone gropes you while you no longer work there!!!

[trailerprincess]

are you offering?

[Otis Driftwood]

urrm, that term does not express my desperation enough. :D

[trailerprincess]

what woulfd?

And Mute - don't worryIam not DRIVing anywhere!!

[Otis Driftwood]

:confused: Are you demanding?

[Otis Driftwood]

:eek: Eek, its Bruce Willis!
Plus I hate demanding partners, of course.

[trailerprincess]

I have a job!! i just have some time off first - 3 dayd. Am not demanding at all. am a nice girl (y)

[trailerprincess]

:(

[trailerprincess]

let's talk about the world and drink!

[Loppfessor]

I don't even know what this thread's about but every time I read the title I hear "Two years ago a friend of mine asked me to say some MC rhymes..."

[TAL]

I'm all out of cake, there's nothing to eat now
I know it was right, me eating for so long
I'm all out of cake, what am I to eat now
In 21 weeks I buy me a new one

[trailerprincess]

Ha! Golden.

Hey TP! Did you hear that?

Oh, she must have passed out.

*Stands guard to protect her reputation*


my reputation is already in tatters but I appreciate the efforts. I am off now to conquer the world and drink lots ( a far more valuable task)


goodbye comrades xxxx

[trailerprincess]

I am doing one eye posting