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Lex Diamonds
10-17-2006, 04:12 PM
This kid is the shit. Despite the fact that he's small, German and blond.

This (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdIBxiRKga4) is where I first saw him a month or so back, some of you might remember me posting it.

But check THIS (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPw-l_UZRR8) shit out. (y)
Pres Zount
10-17-2006, 04:21 PM
What an annoying little fuck. I don't think you noticed, pad, but he's wearing a Nike visor.

I hope you didn't think lil' bow wow was cool, too.
Lex Diamonds
10-17-2006, 04:23 PM
No, Lil Bow Wow is a penis. But he's not white and German. This boy is funny as fuck.
Echewta
10-17-2006, 04:41 PM
A true hip hop inspiration in the making.

The next 8 Kilometers?
korn_phr33k
10-17-2006, 05:07 PM
im just not a fan of little kid rappers, but the rhymes dont suck. but he annoys me. kids fuckin 10 years old and rappin about shotguns. if someone can prove that he writes his own rhymes then maybe ill have a little respect for him. just cause he raps dosnt mean he writes em.
Lex Diamonds
10-17-2006, 05:11 PM
He obviously doesn't write them, and the fact that he's rapping about shotguns and shit is what makes it so funny.

YOU ALL HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOUR!
or at least not a childish one like me
korn_phr33k
10-17-2006, 05:13 PM
He obviously doesn't write them, and the fact that he's rapping about shotguns and shit is what makes it so funny.

YOU ALL HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOUR!
or at least not a childish one like me

oh, got it, its supposed to be funny. i thought you thought he was the next great thing.
The Notorious LOL
10-17-2006, 05:15 PM
I used to post on some message board as an eight year old who rapped about smacking hoes. People thought it was for real.
Bob
10-17-2006, 05:22 PM
No, Lil Bow Wow is a penis. But he's not white and German. This boy is funny as fuck.

you know who else was white and german?
roosta
10-17-2006, 05:23 PM
ive just seen a 10 year old german boy say "ive got a big weed stash, pockets full of cash, just seen a big oul ass" whilst he did the chicken dance.

i can now sleep sound tonight, thanks padster!
Lex Diamonds
10-17-2006, 05:24 PM
Hey, I'm just here to help!

I like to think of myself as providing a public service. (y)
Lex Diamonds
10-17-2006, 05:25 PM
you know who else was white and german?
No one springs to mind.
Planetary
10-17-2006, 05:29 PM
No one springs to mind.

sebastian schweinsteiger
Lyman Zerga
10-17-2006, 05:59 PM
What an annoying little fuck.


exactly
Drederick Tatum
10-17-2006, 06:01 PM
DJ Tomekk is just an embarrassment.
ggirlballa
10-17-2006, 06:06 PM
is this eminem at 10 years-old?

lol
ericlee
10-17-2006, 06:12 PM
ive just seen a 10 year old german boy say "ive got a big weed stash, pockets full of cash, just seen a big oul ass" whilst he did the chicken dance.

i can now sleep sound tonight, thanks padster!

hahaaaaaa, I just now hocked a loogey on my shirt after reading that.

Really, all kids need to do is sit and watch Mtv all day long and all night long and they'll be able to sing anything they watch.
Chicka B
10-17-2006, 06:15 PM
HAHA everytime he did that "sticky icky icky" thing I cracked up. :D
Lyman Zerga
10-17-2006, 06:24 PM
is this eminem at 10 years-old?

lol

maybe, atleast they both have the same fist it to death cunt face
tracky
10-17-2006, 06:48 PM
I don't think he even knows what he's rapping about
ggirlballa
10-17-2006, 07:13 PM
I don't think he even knows what he's rapping about

sadly i think he does know what he's rapping about
Slimboy Fat
10-17-2006, 07:34 PM
I don't think I even care what he's rapping about.
Kerrbear
10-17-2006, 08:12 PM
I watched that video and thought "Why is that kid getting into a car with a stranger?"
Bob
10-17-2006, 08:20 PM
i remember when i was in the cub scouts, we had to dress up as california raisins for a talent show. we wore garbage bags and giant sunglasses to look like raisins and we all taped signs to our backs with our nicknames

one of them was "Rapin' Ryan"
TOY
10-17-2006, 08:48 PM
"I'm not the rapper who has drugs lyin' on the shelf."

I would hope not. In another 10 years when you're another failed child celeb and robbing mini marts, k.
kate
10-17-2006, 11:24 PM
i remember when i was in the cub scouts, we had to dress up as california raisins for a talent show. we wore garbage bags and giant sunglasses to look like raisins and we all taped signs to our backs with our nicknames

one of them was "Rapin' Ryan"
rapin:eek:
did you make the typo just now or did the cub scouts?