Transformers Script Review

[Kid Presentable]

What I said in the title (http://www.therossman.com/rrr/other/tfscript.html)

[Echewta]

I can't wait. It sounds so bad it just might be good.

[Rock]

fucking sad.

my favorite parts:

"Sam get on the good side of the school slut (awwwww, melts your heart) and eventually saves Sam from the evil Transformer Brawl (not a tank Combaticon like in the cartoon, but a police car for whatever reason) who wants Sam's great-grandfather's glasses... Not making this shit up."

"Megatron is frozen, but he soon thaws (it's not worth it to explain this shit any more than I already am, trust me)"

"Okay, yeah, Bumblebee's voice box was damaged years ago in a battle and he can't talk now... He's a fucking ROBOT. All he needs is a repair or a new voice box! The Autobots even have a medic/mechanic on their side. Just fix the bastard!"

"Other instances of hiLARious comedy moments are: Bumblebee pees oil on John Turturro's character and then steals his pants (NOT MAKING THIS CRAP UP)"

"the writers of this script have got to be getting so much ass at all the big Hollywood parties they go to. They are SO GODDAMN WITTY and sharp and NOT fags. Dirty, dirty butt pirates."

[Kid Presentable]

I don't know what to think anymore.

[abcdefz]

Man... this is just like when Shakespeare screwed around with Pericles and King Leir. :mad:

[ET]

Optimus is going to have flames. FLAMES! Can you comprehend that?!

[roosta]

well, let's face it, it was always likely to go this way. the minute i saw the words "a michael bay film" i lost hope...

[Thundercracker]

god, help us.

[Loppfessor]

What a drag man...