Schools ban tag

[Miho]

http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/10/18/no.tag.ap/index.html

Look at this. Disgusting. How in fucking hell can you ban *tag*? This familiar sissy attitude is what is driving the US to insanity. Whenever there're a group of wacko parents, you can expect strict rules to go down. I really hope the next generation of parents learn *not* to make the same mistakes their parents made, because this isn't healthy.

This is the segment where I make my mockery: They had better ban jump rope as well - I mean, think about it, jump & rope, too dangerous! Dodgeball is head trauma waiting to happen.

[cookiepuss]

"back in my day, we didn't child-safe toys! Back in my day, a child would open a present and with in minutes would either loose a limb or brust into flames! 'oh look at little timmy rolling around on the on the floor trying to put out his firey head!' that's the way it was and we liked!"- Dana Carvey as SNL's Grumpy Old Man.

[Miho]

^ Haha, that was quite funny. Seriously, we need to start from square 1. That is, have the least amount of security for kids. It's all part of growing up. Granted, a medium balance is recommended, but certainly not overkill.

[Bitchamachacha]

Oh, opps!

I thought you were talking about the body spray (http://www.consideryourselfwarned.com/) until I read the article.

For a moment I had the blissful enjoyment of picturing teenagers dry humping in the hallways.

[Miho]

That may as well just be a cologne commercial. I've heard others talk about it, but I didn't know what they were referring to.

[TurdBerglar]

HEY I WATCHED THAT ON THE SIX O'CLOCK NEWS!!!

[Kerrbear]

What the hell is wrong with grownups nowadays? Playing tag is bad, televisions and computers have all these complicated things to stop kids from seeing so much as a naked boobie...there have been a lot of articles lately about how "protecting" kids from dirt, animals, etc. has led to a huge increase in allergies and asthma.
http://www.usatoday.com/news/health/2006-03-19-allergies-cover_x.htm
If I ever have kids, I'm gonna buy them a pet pig, encourage them to run with scissors, and leave my porn lying around so they'll grow up normal.



OK, maybe it's best that I don't have kids.

[kaiser soze]

haha, I thought this was about Tag Body spray too...

they should ban it as well..smells like shit!

[Loppfessor]

Hmmm I wonder if it's too late to go back and sue my old school for causing me all these emotional problems. I mean c'mon we used to go so far as to play freeze tag! No wonder I'm such a mess