my dog is an asshole

[Mr Films]

he barks at everyone
attacks other dogs that come near him
attacks little kids who think he's cute
poops/pees wherever and whenever he sees fit
chews up all my shit
jumps on you for no reason
stares you in the face in the morning until you wake up to find his nose inches from your face

but still, I have no intention of training him for any reason.

[TurdBerglar]

you need that short mexican fucker

[buddylee]

you need that short mexican fucker
ha..... Cesar Millan

what kind of dog?

[Bob]

maybe it's just law school talking, but if he's biting kids, you should train him, you might get sued

or at least keep him locked safely up

[Mr Films]

he hasn't bit anyone yet, he's just not friendly. kids will wonder up and I'll say "watch out, he's grumpy". meanwhile, the kid (unsupervised, mind you) continues until he's greeted with growls and teeth showing.

another thing that pisses me off is people who don't have their dog on a leash. I always have mine on one because otherwise he'd chase a car into the street and be horribly murdered. but some people just let their dog run around and these fucking things will haul ass up to my dog who freaks out and shifts to attack mode.

then the people are like "Awww, Poofy (or some other gay dog name) just wanted to say hi." And I'm like "Well, Charlie wants you both to fuck off."

he's a minature dachsund, by the way. a little weiner dog. so everyone wants to approach him cuz he looks so inviting at first.