Doug E. Fresh? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[M.C. Guevera]

So it seems as though Scientology has brainwashed the rapper Doug E. Fresh. I think that surprises me more than finding out that Jason Lee and the lady who does the voice of Bart Simpson were Scientologists. Why, Doug E., Why?

Anyway, I have to share this video with you. It's Doug E. Fresh *SINGING* a song written by L. Ron Hubbard called "We're Going Up While The World's Going Down". It's disturbingly catchy. It's pretty much a threat to join Scientology or DIE!...but it's done in an upbeat, happy way!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdQrKUqStcw&eurl=

Does Christianity have any songs that go "Everyone's going to hell, la, la, la, But we're not! La, la, la, la!"? Because it seems as though Scientology does.

[ggirlballa]

doug e?
not doug e!


i don't like people who pressure other people to join their religion cuz to them its the "best" religion

[faz]

I was pretty shocked when I first learned this. He's been one for a while though, right? Like a good couple of years? Jason lee being one is still a big suprise to me.

[Bob]

la di da di
we like to party
we came to fight xenu
we don't bother nobody

[zorra_chiflada]

oh man, i've known this for a while. wtf?

[ggirlballa]

la di da di
we like to party
we came to fight xenu
we don't bother nobody
those were the days...

geez i wasn't even born when (slick rick or doug e?) said those words:(

[icy manipulator]

he's been a scientologist for ages.....

[Dorothy Wood]

ah shit son, I thought you were talking about Doug E. Doug. I got confused.

[Bob]

ah shit son, I thought you were talking about Doug E. Doug. I got confused.

it's a doug e. doug world out there

[ggirlballa]

who's doug e doug?

[Dorothy Wood]

your mom.

[icy manipulator]

who's doug e doug?

Sanka man!

[ggirlballa]

your mom.

interesting i just made a thread about this phrase

[Nivvie]

It's possible that someone out there has missed this scientology thing.....

http://www.zipperfish.com/free/yaafm11.php


There's a porn ad and swearing, so not hugely SFW.

[Otis Driftwood]

What Jason Lee, the legendary skateboarder Jason Lee? :eek:

[TimDoolan]

Doug E wants to kick it with tom cruise, so what?

Whats so bad about scientology? Its seems like a very peacefull religion.

[Nivvie]

Whats so bad about scientology? Its seems like a very peacefull religion.


It's all about the money. A big, money making cult, pretty much like the rest of them, but it's dangerous for those with mental health problems. It encourages them to abandon conventional treatment as their problems are due to alien ghosts, that can only be erradicated by using a, e-meter, which of course, you have to buy.
As a nurse who works with people with mental health problems, it worries me.

[Pres Zount]

Religion is a blemish on society. Scientology should be purged along with the rest of them.

[Freebasser]

Right on, comrade (y)

[Bob]

karl marx said religion is the opiate of the masses, but i don't think that's true. because i go to church all the time, and i've never been high once. that's why i started bringing my own stuff in. the book of revelations is much more convincing when it's a pop-up book, let me tell you

[Otis Driftwood]

My e-meter is getting some baaad vibes from you lot... :mad:

[Nivvie]

My e-meter is getting some baaad vibes from you lot... :mad:

Try using it as a sex toy, it's the right shape for action.

[Pootytang]

I'm making a new religion. It's going to be called Beastieology. Is anybody with me? :rolleyes:

[Otis Driftwood]

Try using it as a sex toy, it's the right shape for action.
:confused: Show me some proper e-meter usage,pls.

[Nivvie]

This John Travolta getting it to body temp in his up in his hands, you know where it's going.


http://www.xenu.net/archive/celebrities/travolta.jpg

[Otis Driftwood]

"Did you or did you not stay alive on the night of november 21st in 1978 in studio 54, Mr Travolta?"
"Your honor, I can prove that I was nowhere..."
(!) Bzzzzzzz!
*smell of badly burnt perm permates the courtroom

[Loppfessor]

Does Christianity have any songs that go "Everyone's going to hell, la, la, la, But we're not! La, la, la, la!"? Because it seems as though Scientology does.


Maybe you should write one....with me as your manager you're going straight to the top baby!

[Laver1969]

I'm making a new religion. It's going to be called Beastieology. Is anybody with me? :rolleyes:

Amen, my brother.

[QueenAdrock]

Is Beastieology anything like Beastiality? If so, count me in!

PS For serious, everyone should join my brother's religion. (http://www.angelfire.com/scifi/sven/Breakfastarians/index.html)

[Echewta]

I'm sure they have songs as well as a book called the Bible that tells you that you will spend eternity in hell if you aren't one with them.

Scientology is looking for your pocketbook just like Christianity.

[steve-onpoint]

who's doug e doug?

Hangin' With The Homeboys.

[TimDoolan]

Hangin' With The Homeboys.

Great movie, man. "You know who's responsible for this."

[beastieangel01]

Religion is a blemish on society. Scientology should be purged along with the rest of them.

.

[Bob]

karl marx said religion is the opiate of the masses, but i don't think that's true. because i go to church all the time, and i've never been high once. that's why i started bringing my own stuff in. the book of revelations is much more convincing when it's a pop-up book, let me tell you

back when i considered trying an open mic night, this was going to be part of my act. i'm glad i didn't try

[Jitters]

Dude, you should have totaly have done that, I love when a comedian makes a joke that makes everyone uncomfortable and everything goes silent. The secret to comedy is silence (y)

[Pres Zount]

back when i considered trying an open mic night, this was going to be part of my act. i'm glad i didn't try

I would have laughed.