hey guys, hit me up with ideas please

[zorra_chiflada]

i'm designing a business card for myself, and i need an interesting/humourous title for my "job description" or whatever.
i don't want to just have Susan - Graphic Designer because that's boring as shit.
i kinda do a lot of handmade sewing/craft stuff, and i'd like to emphasise that aspect rather than bland old "graphic design"
i suppose i want something kinda like "seamstress" but for toys and objects and not clothes. help me out here.

[na§tee]

toy mistress!

[icy manipulator]

the CEO of my company has Chief Enthusiam Officer on his business card. fucking retard.


Let's see Paul Allen's card

[Loppfessor]

seamstress but for toys and objects and not clothes.


I think you may have answered your own question.....okay seriously though you should just do something that doesn't even sound like it's a job so people are like "What the hell is that?" and then they'll call just to figure out who you are what what services you provide

[yooooo]

"bitch"








ima genius

[monkey]

master of the visuals

[zorra_chiflada]

toy mistress is kinda cute


but it can kinda sound dirty

[na§tee]

even better! dirty is good.

susan, mistress of toys!
susan, toy mistress!
susan, puppet master!
susan, objet d'art!
susan, ambassador of stuff!

[zorra_chiflada]

hahaaaaaaa, i totally should use master of puppets

[icy manipulator]

toy mistress sounds like you make dildos

[zorra_chiflada]

toy mistress sounds like you make dildos

:(

[na§tee]

shut up, "ICY MANIPULATOR!"

[zorra_chiflada]

needle and thread master?

[Loppfessor]

susan, ambassador of stuff!


I like that one best. I can picture it now. I'd come accross her car in like a dresser drawer or in my glove box, read it and be like "Hey I like stuff, I should call this lady"

[na§tee]

thanks, lopp. i think we are all, in some small way, ambassadors of stuff.

susan, haberdashery ho!
susan, patchwork princess!

i'm good at this, yo.

[Otis Driftwood]

Secret Agent, I'm sorry I have to kill you now.

[zorra_chiflada]

planetary has a really good one
"she's crafty!"

[Planetary]

;)

[na§tee]

oooh, that is pretty good.

man, defeated! :(

this should be a poll!

[icy manipulator]

krafty kutter?

[zorra_chiflada]

krafty kutter?

WITH A K!

[paul jones]

Susan - Fonky Ass Tassie

[icy manipulator]

of course, just like Krafty Kuts himself

[zorra_chiflada]

btw, this has gotta make people want to employ me, yet stand out with everyone else.

[hellojello]

Sorry don't have any ideas you just reminded me I was sitting opposite this chick on the tram yesterday reading a book that was called 'how to be a graphic designer without losing your soul'
what the hell is that all about?

goodluck with it all. choose something catchy but not cheesy.

[zorra_chiflada]

Sorry don't have any ideas you just reminded me I was sitting opposite this chick on the tram yesterday reading a book that was called 'how to be a graphic designer without losing your soul'
what the hell is that all about?

goodluck with it all. choose something catchy but not cheesy.

hah, the losing your soul stuff is so true. you're taught to do whatever the client/teacher likes and not what you want. you end up hating everything you do.

i was looking at business card designs on the internet, and my god. some ugly shit out there. seriously, they need to give me a ring.

[QueenAdrock]

(y) She's Crafty (y)

[hellojello]

(y) She's Crafty (y)
we have a winner

[na§tee]

defeated by a beastie boy quip! :(

[zorra_chiflada]

hopefully people won't be all "ughh susan beastie boys quote :rolleyes: grumble"

[Planetary]

(y) She's Crafty (y)

i already said that.

[na§tee]

creative cannibal?

[Loppfessor]

defeated by a beastie boy quip! :(


Don't worry I liked yours better...I'm thinkin of getting some cards made just so I can use one

[beastiegirrl101]

Let's see Paul Allen's card

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