hello my future boyfriend

[Dorothy Wood]

so, I'm officially giving up on the rock and roll dude because he is boring town, USA, population: i-dun-give-a-crap. I just found the Bartender's myspace and in the light of day, he looks like dan aykroyd circa 70's. and he rides bikes and has a pink messenger bag. and likes good stuff. Ima make this happen.

[jneen]

Well I'm gonna go get Mario Vasquez!

[Otis Driftwood]

so, I'm officially giving up on the rock and roll dude because he is boring town, USA, population: i-dun-give-a-crap. I just found the Bartender's myspace and in the light of day, he looks like dan aykroyd circa 70's. and he rides bikes and has a pink messenger bag. and likes good stuff. Ima make this happen.
Grab him by the horns and ride him hard, but DOESN'T EVERYONE LIKE "THE GOOD STUFF"? :confused:

[Loppfessor]

Man I thought this thread was going to be about me...:o

[kaiser soze]

in 3 weeks there will be another thread...

goodbye my past boyfriend

:(

[hellojello]

just as long as you dont sign a contract of wifley expectations (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract1.html)
you'll be fine.

[skra75]

Good, I'll be your boyfriend. It will be the best 8 days of your life.

[Dorothy Wood]

in 3 weeks there will be another thread...

goodbye my past boyfriend

:(

probably. :(

[Dorothy Wood]

Good, I'll be your boyfriend. It will be the best 8 days of your life.


woo hoo!

[Echewta]

Pink messenger bag? At least you can be reassured that when you give it your all to make him yours, he's straight.

[chrisd]

boring is underrated

[Bob]

woo hoo!

and i'll just say that i'm always up for a one night stand. it will be the best...well, it will be 30 seconds of your life!

[Dorothy Wood]

okay bob, meet me at my house at 11:30. :cool:

[Planetary]

hello! what dyou think you're doing?

[Dorothy Wood]

accepting bob's proposition?:confused:

[Bitchamachacha]

Pink messenger bag?


Hmmmm....

Your not packing any peni, are you, dear?

[Planetary]

Pink messenger bag?
kiss my pink messenger bag

[Bitchamachacha]

I prefer sets of purple bags.

But thanks for the offer.

[Planetary]

accepting bob's proposition?:confused:
:(

[Planetary]

I prefer sets of purple bags.

But thanks for the offer.
nps LOL.

btw nice edit but i alreayd quoted you do too bad!

[Dorothy Wood]

I like men who wear/have pink things. it means they don't care if people think they're gay.

[Planetary]

I like men who wear/have pink things. it means they don't care if people think they're gay.

i wear pink bow ties. its mandatory for orchestra club.

[Dorothy Wood]

as it should be!

[Bitchamachacha]

I like men who wear/have pink things. it means they don't care if people think they're gay.


Makes sense. Pink shirts on guys are HOTT!

[Planetary]

i hear dat.

[Dorothy Wood]

also, when I was talking to him last week, I was saying something about how I wanted free drinks and he said that he used to bartend the patio, but now it's closed, and that, "hey, I think the first time I saw you was when I was working the patio, I mean, maybe. I probably said something stupid. you were with a friend, I don't know." and that was like 2 months ago! ha ha, he must think I'm prettyyyy. harrrrr. this should be easy enough. :cool:

[Planetary]

also, when I was talking to him last week, I was saying something about how I wanted free drinks and he said that he used to bartend the patio, but now it's closed, and that, "hey, I think the first time I saw you was when I was working the patio, I mean, maybe. I probably said something stupid. you were with a friend, I don't know." and that was like 2 months ago! ha ha, he must think I'm prettyyyy. harrrrr. this should be easy enough. :cool:
omg kick ass

[Bitchamachacha]

also, when I was talking to him last week, I was saying something about how I wanted free drinks and he said that he used to bartend the patio, but now it's closed, and that, "hey, I think the first time I saw you was when I was working the patio, I mean, maybe. I probably said something stupid. you were with a friend, I don't know." and that was like 2 months ago! ha ha, he must think I'm prettyyyy. harrrrr. this should be easy enough. :cool:

Okay, so did you get the free drinks?

Damn don't leave us hanging!!!!

[Dorothy Wood]

nah, haven't been in there since. I've been working a lot and not going out.

[QueenAdrock]

I like men who wear/have pink things. it means they don't care if people think they're gay.


See, I don't know about that one. If they didn't care if people thought they were gay, they'd be doing it 5 years ago back when it wasn't a fashion trend. Now it seems more of a "safe" thing to do. Remember when Homer got put in a mental institution for accidentally wearing a pink t-shirt to work? Yeah, that's hardcore. Nowadays not so much.

[Dorothy Wood]

I didn't know that wearing pink was a fashion trend. :( it isn't around here.

[QueenAdrock]

Well then he may be a trendsetter up thurr! Around here a lot of people do it. And a lot of people pop their collars when they do it. And I want to punch them when they pop their collars because that's pretty douchey. I mean, it's one thing to wear a pink shirt. It's entirely another to pop the collar when doing so. That's practically asking for a proper beat-down.

[Dorothy Wood]

AHHHHHHHHH! HE JUST GAVE ME HIS PHONE NUMBER OVER THE INTERNETS AND SAID "LET'S GET A BEER".

AHHHHHHHHHH!

I'm totally blushing.

[QueenAdrock]

Get beer now or later? Either way, hi5. :cool:

[Dorothy Wood]

I don't know, that's what I wrote to him. I said "I'm in my pajamas sir!"

I like a man who's direct though. no pussy-footin around for this young man. nice.

[Bob]

AHHHHHHHHH! HE JUST GAVE ME HIS PHONE NUMBER OVER THE INTERNETS AND SAID "LET'S GET A BEER".

AHHHHHHHHHH!

I'm totally blushing.

i definitely told a girl "let's get a beer" over the internet and she never responded

i need to know more internet friendly girls

[QueenAdrock]

i need to know more internet friendly girls

You mean like webcam whores?