ATTN: Cosmo

[Documad]

I heard that 50% of all American women will be menopausal in 2015. And right now, many doctors are giving them antidepressants instead of nutritional advice. This is a wonderful career opportunity.

I was one of 2 non menopausal women at the class. The class (and especially my fellow classmates) scared the hell of out me. I've decided that I'm never going through menopause. I also decided that maybe my mom wasn't so stupid to medicate with alcohol.

I bought a box of gourmet chocolate on the way home to comfort myself.

[cosmo105]

haha. :D

yeah, i have heard some horror stories from menopausal ladies. even my mom :( which means most likely i will have to deal with the same thing. all of them are desperate - DEAR GOD GIVE ME SOMETHING TO HELP THESE HOT FLASHES I WILL PAY YOU IN GOLD - it would definitely be a potential gold mine. heh.

[synch]

It has perks, you get to scream out "MY MENOPAUSE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE FACT THAT I'M UPSET" about four times an hour.

This post might not have been a good idea. I was quite fond of my testicles :(

[jabumbo]

This post might not have been a good idea. I was quick to fondle my testicles :(


what?

[hellojello]

Apparently Green tea is helpful. Two women at my work are going through it and are drinking it like there's no tomorrow. I haven't asked them if it helps though... But I guess if they're drinking so much it must be doing something :confused:

Incidently does anyone know if there's any dietry suppliment that can stop scar tissue build up under the skin? I had an operation on my back over a year ago and im having problems with it now and my dr said its because scar tissue is forming there (under the skin where the operation was - not the incision mark - which is fine).

[ToucanSpam]

I have menopause.


It's not cool. My vagina wont bleed anymore.

[backwoods]

the human race is neutering itself.

[hellojello]

and on reflection, that's probably a good thing.

[cosmo105]

Apparently Green tea is helpful. Two women at my work are going through it and are drinking it like there's no tomorrow. I haven't asked them if it helps though... But I guess if they're drinking so much it must be doing something :confused:

Incidently does anyone know if there's any dietry suppliment that can stop scar tissue build up under the skin? I had an operation on my back over a year ago and im having problems with it now and my dr said its because scar tissue is forming there (under the skin where the operation was - not the incision mark - which is fine).
a good vitamin e supplement (i prefer liquid softgels, but only about 400-1000 I.U. daily. don't want to go far over that) might help. and rub in derma-e's scar gel (i've posted a link on it before) twice a day. or a good oil - i prefer jojoba or almond. :)

[hellojello]

a good vitamin e supplement (i prefer liquid softgels, but only about 400-1000 I.U. daily. don't want to go far over that) might help. and rub in derma-e's scar gel (i've posted a link on it before) twice a day. or a good oil - i prefer jojoba or almond. :)
yeah i saved the link thanks I was hoping to find somewhere in australia that sells it i haven't had a chance to look yet
cause erm like ive been busy
posting on here and other important stuff.
i'll try getting a vitamine E supplement anythings worth a try, thanks for the tip :)

[cosmo105]

sure thing! vitamin e oil is also available in liquid form, but it's sludgy as hell and hard to use. you can get a good cream of vitamin e that'll work too.

[hellojello]

I have been using a vitamin e cream because my dr suggested it too but it was hell cheap from big w and doesn't seem to be doing a whole lot unfortuantly. i'll try and get that cream you suggested and definately the supplement.
i'll let you know how it goes.
thanks again.

[cosmo105]

much obliged, m'lady.

[HEIRESS]

my mom has been so extremely happy with this natural progesterone cream made from a yam extract that she can only get from one pharmacy in town that compounds their own stuff

she flat-out refused to go on any other type of hormone replacement therapy and this has worked wonders for her