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Pres Zount
10-22-2006, 04:13 AM
Buy a deep fryer, don't use a frying pan

Don't put oil in a frying pan, turn the hotplate up to six and leave it for a bit, staining it in the process

Don't add more oil after it's already really hot.

The peanut butter will melt if the oil is not hot enough, leaving a black, tar like film on the surface.

Wait until the oil has cooled down before giving up and adding water, it will explode otherwise.

Don't lean in for a closer look. Just tip it down the sink.
zorra_chiflada
10-22-2006, 06:41 AM
hahaaaaaaa, you seriously want to get heart disease.

our house stinks now by the way. :mad:
jabumbo
10-22-2006, 11:12 AM
why would you ruin something as perfect as peanut butter to do that?
ggirlballa
10-22-2006, 02:29 PM
eww
korn_phr33k
10-22-2006, 03:28 PM
eww

i second that.
abcdefz
10-22-2006, 04:05 PM
Was this part of that peanut butter-dipped, battered fried Twinkie experiment?
zorra_chiflada
10-22-2006, 08:25 PM
OUR KITCHEN STILL FUCKING SMELLS.



this was the worst idea ever. everyone, please mock him as much as possible.
SandyLove
10-22-2006, 08:36 PM
Buy a deep fryer, don't use a frying pan

Don't put oil in a frying pan, turn the hotplate up to six and leave it for a bit, staining it in the process

Don't add more oil after it's already really hot.

The peanut butter will melt if the oil is not hot enough, leaving a black, tar like film on the surface.

Wait until the oil has cooled down before giving up and adding water, it will explode otherwise.

Don't lean in for a closer look. Just tip it down the sink.


Where is the part that says spread on toast, serves one, enjoy?
steve-onpoint
10-23-2006, 11:57 AM
Where is the part that says spread on toast, serves one, enjoy?

yeah. what am i supposed to do with burnt peanut butter now? there's a lot of don'ts in the directions. i'm all about do's.

note to self: read all directions before starting the recipe.
b i o n i c
10-23-2006, 01:13 PM
hahah ^
jabumbo
10-24-2006, 03:15 PM
well if its done properly you wouldnt be spreading it on toast, you would be eating it as a whole piece of deep fried death


maybe with a sprinkle of powdered sugar on top?
cosmo105
10-24-2006, 04:44 PM
maybe you should have, i don't know, erm...rolled it up and slathered it with batter first? you're a sick man, joe.
jackrock
10-24-2006, 04:48 PM
Don't do it
korn_phr33k
10-25-2006, 04:51 PM
Don't do it


i like that step.
Rancid_Beasties
10-25-2006, 08:36 PM
Yeah i was gonna say you should've used some sort of batter but cosmo beat me to it.
beastieangel01
10-26-2006, 01:28 PM
this was the worst idea ever. everyone, please mock him as much as possible.

ahahaha


yeah deep frying peanut butter? are you insane, man?