single = sucks

[backwoods]

discuss. I'll go fix myself a drink.

[HEIRESS]

the only aspect I enjoy is the "not bathing if I really dont wanna for 3 days at a time"

I want to be excited to see someone after work

I want to be excited to cook dinner for someone

I want to be excited to wear new undies for someone

I want to get a phonecall from someone besides my mom that loves me

[Bob]

i wouldn't know

[HEIRESS]

I miss buying stupid lil presents for someone special too

and getting drunk and knowing you are going to get taken home at 3 am for some fridge raiding and then a drunken romp without risk of getting stds

[paul jones]

I'm still single after what seems like an eternity,just given booze and cigarretes up for good too.

life is great!....I don't know what them emo bands are whining about!(y) :)

[miss soul fire]

I'm alone with someone, that sucks even more.

[paul jones]

I'm alone with someone, that sucks even more.
are they letting off deadly silent farts?

[backwoods]

yuuuch...I think I just invented a new drink called 'the clear russian', or ' disproportionate quantity of vodka versus kahlua russian'. too bad i'm too frugal and sappy rightnow to pour this out.

[Drederick Tatum]

being with someone isn't that great...sure there's loads of cool stuff, but there's also loads of girls out there who deserve some slammin and I am unable to oblige them.

[HEIRESS]

Im such a whore for the 4-pack little baby bottles of mudslide and white russian pre-mixed drinks

[backwoods]

there's also loads of girls out there who deserve some slammin and I am unable to oblige them.

hhahahhahha sounds good on paper, but it's not all it's cracked up to be, nah. *wipes a tear from black rimmed glasses onto too-tight black sweater*

[Lyman Zerga]

single life is the only life i know

a life with a relationship just can be better, unless your partner is a needless snotcock

[HEIRESS]

hhahahhahha sounds good on paper, but it's not all it's cracked up to be, nah. *wipes a tear from black rimmed glasses onto too-tight black sweater*

weird, you and drederick are sharing optical accessories and clothing apparel now?

[Bitchamachacha]

Sometimes I feel single. It's odd. I only see Chad one or twice a week, if I'm lucky. I guess because he's still adjusting (after ten months) to my kid and he has things to do when he gets home from work, like work on websites and play video games.

:(

Even though I have a guy, I do miss having someone (other than my son) to cuddle on the couch with after a long day, and cook for/with on a nightly basis.

I guess he's better than nothing though, right?

[paul jones]

I want some Echewta chocolate this christmas

[backwoods]

weird, you and drederick are sharing optical accessories and clothing apparel now?

it's true. we go to each others houses and share clothes lol omg! (y) (y) :eek: (y) :p

[HEIRESS]

:cool:

and by that I mean "cool"
Im sure most people read it as "Im cool" but I usually use it as a brief form of "shits cool"

I hate the word "brevity" btw

[Drederick Tatum]

my new glasses are brown.

[monkey]

i feel so lonely and uncared for.

[HEIRESS]

and by brown you mean a skin tone warming tortoise shell pattern right?

[mikizee]

heiress if i was in the same city as you i would like, totally take you out for some chinese. but alas, i am half a world away.

[Drederick Tatum]

and by brown you mean a skin tone warming tortoise shell pattern right?

they're solid brown...sometimes I think it looks a bit like wood paneling...

[kaiser soze]

you get used to it

it's hard at first and depends on the severity on how you became single

I miss the sex, cuddling, dinners, adventures, conversation, gifts, surprises, dreams....but I enjoy the independence, the self-spoiling, the guilt-free flirting, farting in bed without embarassment, and the no-strings attached sex when it comes along

[Rancid_Beasties]

Its weird, i've been single for that long I don't really care anymore...I think i've completely lost my ability to flirt or be flirted with. So many times recently i've been told after the fact that a girl was flirting with me heavily by either her friends or mine and every time i've just been like "nah theres no way a girl like that would flirt with me".

[backwoods]

i miss rolling over in the morning and hearing a girl snoring. empty beds suck.

[HEIRESS]

I miss having my puffy morning pouty lips wasted with noone to kiss with them

[HEIRESS]

heiress if i was in the same city as you i would like, totally take you out for some chinese. but alas, i am half a world away.

thanks dude, I could use some shanghai noodles and general Tao's chicken right now

[mikizee]

Its weird, i've been single for that long I don't really care anymore...I think i've completely lost my ability to flirt or be flirted with. So many times recently i've been told after the fact that a girl was flirting with me heavily by either her friends or mine and every time i've just been like "nah theres no way a girl like that would flirt with me".

yeah man im clueless when it comes to picking up signals. the girl could be naked, legs spread wide open and yelling, 'mikizee, come get it!!!' and i would still be like whispering to my friends, 'do you think she likes me?'

[HEIRESS]

they're solid brown...sometimes I think it looks a bit like wood paneling...

sure sure

goddamn I need some new specs, I helped my friend pick out some a couple weeks ago and I almost walked out with like 5 pair

I got her to pick a pair that was black and NEON yellow (y) (y)

[mikizee]

dammit now im hungry for some chinese. hey heiress throw some shoes on baby im flyin over, im starvin!!!!

[monkey]

you know what's the worse feeling: knowing that i would give everything i have, do anything in the world to get him back but it means nothing unless he's working it out also. it doesnt work if it's one sided. i would fix it to make it all better if i could.

[Rancid_Beasties]

Yep, heres a few examples:

Girl comes up to me in a nightclub a few weeks back and starts talking to me about music (we both had the clash t-shirts on) and uni and stuff...we have alot in common so we go and dance for a while and she asks me what school i went to and stuff, and she said she knew someone from my school who was captain of the footy team. I said "I'm not that good at sports, although i did play a fair bit of footy and cricket but in the crappy teams". She goes "ohh thats cool i'm so not into jocks...i really like guys who are smart and have good tastes in music"...so later i get an sms while we're dancing, and i pull out my phone and she pulls out hers and goes to me "wow we have the same phone...and we're on the same network! we could call each other free anytime we wanted!" and I was like "uhh yeah we could"...then i put my phone back...numerous other signals...but in the end i didnt even give her my number or anything.

Last week, some randoms come back to our place after a big night, we're sitting downstairs at 7am and I say to this girl i'd been talking to "I'd better go to sleep i have to work at 2" and she says "its so bright down here (our blinds in the lounge room fell down at a party and we havent bothered putting them back up) maybe I should come up to your room" but I say "my rooms no darker" and she says "well maybe you should leave the door to your room open anyway (so she could tell which room was mine) and i'll come up in a bit" and so i go upstairs, but they are making too much noise downstairs so i close the door, i mean wtf was i thinking.

I have no idea, seriously...this shit happens very regularly.

[mikizee]

man, and i thought i was stupid.

[Drederick Tatum]

Last week, some randoms come back to our place after a big night, we're sitting downstairs at 7am and I say to this girl i'd been talking to "I'd better go to sleep i have to work at 2" and she says "its so bright down here (our blinds in the lounge room fell down at a party and we havent bothered putting them back up) maybe I should come up to your room" but I say "my rooms no darker" and she says "well maybe you should leave the door to your room open anyway (so she could tell which room was mine) and i'll come up in a bit" and so i go upstairs, but they are making too much noise downstairs so i close the door, i mean wtf was i thinking.


oh god. I think it's best you don't have sex. the results could be Corkylike.

[backwoods]

loloololololl Corky!!!!! (y) (y)

[Rancid_Beasties]

Seriously, I have no idea, and i know it.

[mikizee]

well in the future just assume that every girl u talk to wants to have sex with u.

[Bitchamachacha]

Sweet pickles! I sooooo hated dating because of that weird shit. All of those mixed up flirting signals drove me mad, and if someone wasn't flirting subtly, they were going overboard with sexual remarks. Ugh.

If there's anything I've learned about dating it's that dating in your thirties is fucking hard!

Seriously. Everyone seems like they are desperate due to their age, like they HAVE to be in a relationship before they turn forty as if forty is ancient. I go through that faze sometimes and think, "Why am I waisting a year of my life on this guy, when Mr. Perfect or someone more suitable could be out there? I'm going to be old as fuck soon!"

Maybe I'm impatient.

I hate dating.

I hate being single.

I just want to skip that "feeling each other out" crap and just be with that one person I 100% know is right without wondering and worrying all of the time. I want to wake up to the smell of Prince Charming's hair and know without a doubt it's right.





I now feel better having typed all of that.

[Rancid_Beasties]

well in the future just assume that every girl u talk to wants to have sex with u.
Easier said than done, its not really a confidence thing really its just my brain doesnt think like that.

[monkey]

Sweet pickles! I sooooo hated dating because of that weird shit. All of those mixed up flirting signals drove me mad, and if someone wasn't flirting subtly, they were going overboard with sexual remarks. Ugh.

If there's anything I've learned about dating it's that dating in your thirties is fucking hard!

Seriously. Everyone seems like they are desperate due to their age, like they HAVE to be in a relationship before they turn forty as if forty is ancient. I go through that faze sometimes and think, "Why am I waisting a year of my life on this guy, when Mr. Perfect or someone more suitable could be out there? I'm going to be old as fuck soon!"

Maybe I'm impatient.

I hate dating.

I hate being single.

I just want to skip that "feeling each other out" crap and just be with that one person I 100% know is right without wondering and worrying all of the time. I want to wake up to the smell of Prince Charming's hair and know without a doubt it's right.





I now feel better having typed all of that.

this makes me wish i were a lesbian. not that it would make everything better, but only women could understand this little game, it seems.

[mikizee]

dont worry man ive done the same thing

about 5 years ago i used to manage a nightclub, and i used to get a bit of attention, cuz i looked too young to even be in there. once i was walking around picking up glasses and i noticed this older, fucking hot 6 ft tall (im 5'7) blond chick talking to her friends while they were all looking at me. so as i walked past she motioned over to me with her finger, so i walked over there. she patted the seat next her and i sat down. she said, 'we have all been talking about you for ages, and i was wondering, what would u say if i asked you to come home with me right fucking now?' and me being the young smart ass i said 'ok, but i will have to charge you, just like everyone else.' she looked at the ground and said 'oh'. and i just got up and walked away. about an hour later i suddenly realised what i had done and wanted to stab myself, cos she was the hottest chick there. i still think about it. DAAAAMMMMMMNNNNN!!!!!!!!!

[Rancid_Beasties]

That could be worse than mine...because there was still some chance that they werent interested in me that way...like they were being sorta subtle. The girl in your story was totally upfront and you shut her down hahahah

[backwoods]

this makes me wish i were a lesbian. not that it would make everything better, but only women could understand this little game, it seems.

oh no, some of us guys understand. this game huffs it. somedays, I'd rather hole up inside and draw by myself then bother with that happy horseshit.

[mikizee]

That could be worse than mine...because there was still some chance that they werent interested in me that way...like they were being sorta subtle. The girl in your story was totally upfront and you shut her down hahahah

i know. it ranks amongst the biggest regrets of my life. which all in all isnt bad.

[hellojello]

its not that bad
sometimes you're better off single.

[hellojello]

i know. it ranks amongst the biggest regrets of my life. which all in all isnt bad.
dude don't dwell on it she might have been taking the piss you never know they might have been pointing all night and laughing behind your back and thinking omg look at that kid imagine if i said to him 'what would u say if I said I wanted to take you home right now and fuck you' 'he'd probably cum right there in his pants hahaha' ive met chicks who are like that.

the possibilities are endless about what 'could' have happened and you'll never know so yeah, don't dwell on it. I'm sure you've got some action since then it's been 5 years.

[Rancid_Beasties]

^ thats the sort of pessimism always running through my head in such situations.

[hellojello]

^ thats the sort of pessimism always running through my head in such situations.
yeah but with you its different

[cosmo105]

farting in bed without embarassment
wait, single people do this too?

[mikizee]

true, i never thought of it that way

[Rancid_Beasties]

yeah but with you its different
What do you mean?

[hellojello]

What do you mean?
I mean going on what you just said before about how your mates were like 'omg she was sooo flirting with you' (if I may paraphrase) I doubt that is the case with you. Furthermore I dont know what you look like but I do know you're highly intelligent and have a caring and compassionate personality. Chicks dig that you know. Well ok some chicks are just as superficial and shallow as some guys but somehow I doubt you associate with those types of women. So that's why I said it's different.

Just going on what mikazee said it sounded like, what I said could really have been the potential reality of the situation - but again like I said he'll never know...and neither will I because I wasn't there.

[Knuckles]

loloololololl Corky!!!!! (y) (y)
Remember that album he dropped?

shit was ill (http://www.chrisburke.org/music/04_PoisonIvy.mp3)

[hitmonlee]

while i am still extremely upset about the demise of my relationship, boy did i enjoy stretching myself diagonally across my bed last night (y)

[Rancid_Beasties]

Has anyone noticed alot of people on here have broken up with their partners lately?

[hellojello]

while i am still extremely upset about the demise of my relationship, boy did i enjoy stretching myself diagonally across my bed last night (y)
That was the first thing that came to my mind when I read this thread too! That and no more doona hogs!
(y)

[hitmonlee]

That was the first thing that came to my mind when I read this thread too! That and no more doona hogs!
(y)

ummmm we used separate doonas, he was a tall boy and we both like to completely wrap ourselves in the doona, and neither of us were the kind of person who liked to sleep entwined, so we had our separate doonas and would stay on our side of the bed.

we'd snuggle (boy thats a crap word) before sleep - then it was over to separate sides of the bed.

now its all stretch :D

[Kid Presentable]

Surely watching Heiress ignore mikizee's advances has cheered some of you up.

[mikizee]

Surely watching Heiress ignore mikizee's advances has cheered some of you up.

lol. classic. yep, i got burned.

[Kid Presentable]

lol. classic. yep, i got burned.
She replied to one of them. It might still happen.

[mikizee]

heh. reminds me of dumb and dumber where lauren holly says theres only a million to one chance of her going out with him.

and he goes ' so your saying theres still a chance??? YESSSS!!!'

[thegoodmrbrodie!]

...when i was single, my pockets did jingle... (http://mp3.insound.com/download.cfm?mp3id=2363)

[Otis Driftwood]

Bed with one sheet + gf snores = baaaad night!!

[skra75]

nah, not the whole creepy nose-barfing snore sound, the cute "I got a little too drunk last night" purring sound. It's a good sound.

[HEIRESS]

...when i was single, my pockets did jingle... (http://mp3.insound.com/download.cfm?mp3id=2363)

hah

someone from here sent me that awhile back after a breakup

[skra75]

jesus girl it's like 6:40 am on the west coast - and you're at work! How do you get by with such little sleep! :eek: It's crazy.

[beastieangel01]

I'm in a pretty happy place right now with being single. I'm sure I'll tire of it eventually.

[HEIRESS]

jesus girl it's like 6:40 am on the west coast - and you're at work! How do you get by with such little sleep! :eek: It's crazy.

pfffffft easy peasy

[steve-onpoint]

single = thankful

[ET]

Remember that album he dropped?

shit was ill (http://www.chrisburke.org/music/04_PoisonIvy.mp3)

HAHAHAHAAH!!!

Also, sleeping diagonally rules.

[hitmonlee]

ooh anther good thing i can eat more garlic now im not kissing anybody :)

[abcdefz]

dude don't dwell on it she might have been taking the piss you never know they might have been pointing all night and laughing behind your back and thinking omg look at that kid imagine if i said to him 'what would u say if I said I wanted to take you home right now and fuck you' 'he'd probably cum right there in his pants hahaha' ive met chicks who are like that.

the possibilities are endless about what 'could' have happened and you'll never know so yeah, don't dwell on it. I'm sure you've got some action since then it's been 5 years.



Also, if she was really that hot, the chances are markedly increased that she was lousy in bed.

Sad, but true.

[skra75]

so true

[hellojello]

ooh anther good thing i can eat more garlic now im not kissing anybody :)
man that's never bothered me before
heh no wonder im single