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Drederick Tatum
10-22-2006, 07:56 PM
did the male T Rex just give it to the T Rexette from behind or what? what about the Diplodocuses? they are far to massive to climb on top of each other...spooning dinosaurs?
mikizee
10-22-2006, 07:56 PM
like yo momma
Drederick Tatum
10-22-2006, 07:58 PM
my mother didn't have sex. I was conceived immaculately.
backwoods
10-22-2006, 08:01 PM
it's probably alot like how turtles have sex. fact - turtles are relatives to the dinosaurs! (lb) :eek:
Bob
10-22-2006, 08:01 PM
they didn't, that's why they're extinct

actually, didn't they lay eggs?
Drederick Tatum
10-22-2006, 08:03 PM
actually, didn't they lay eggs?

don't those eggs still have be to fertilised...or did the female lay them down and then the male just came along and blew his load all over them?

I need answers.
zorra_chiflada
10-22-2006, 08:05 PM
don't those eggs still have be to fertilised...or did the female lay them down and then the male just came along and blew his load all over them?

I need answers.

yeah! that!
Bob
10-22-2006, 08:21 PM
don't those eggs still have be to fertilised...or did the female lay them down and then the male just came along and blew his load all over them?

I need answers.

that's a pretty pussy way for a T-REX to reproduce, but yeah, i think so

i'm not basing this on anything mind you, i just think that way makes sense
SandyLove
10-22-2006, 08:22 PM
Laughing my ass off!!
zorra_chiflada
10-22-2006, 08:23 PM
you should ask joe. he knows everything about dinosaurs.
TurdBerglar
10-22-2006, 08:25 PM
i don't think jizz can penetrate a fucking shell. even rex jizz
zorra_chiflada
10-22-2006, 08:25 PM
google it!
Bob
10-22-2006, 08:25 PM
i don't think jizz can penetrate a fucking shell. even rex jizz

you'd know

about dinosaur jizz

i guess

this insult didn't turn out very well, actually
Bitchamachacha
10-22-2006, 08:25 PM
!!!!

I wouldn't want head from a dinosaur.
Knuckles
10-22-2006, 08:26 PM
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?























A Lickalotopuss!
Bob
10-22-2006, 08:29 PM
that joke is so old a dinosaur probably wrote it
ggirlballa
10-22-2006, 08:30 PM
that joke is so old a dinosaur probably wrote it

burn
zorra_chiflada
10-22-2006, 08:30 PM
dinosaur pun time!

where's freebasser?
ericlee
10-22-2006, 08:30 PM
It wouldn't make sense for the male t-rex to spew his jizz all over the eggs for one thing.... How did the female t-rex get pregnant to lay the eggs?

C'mon people, make sense. The t-rex put his t-penis inside of the female.
TurdBerglar
10-22-2006, 08:31 PM
chicken lay eggs that aren't impregnated


otherwise scrambled eggs would be a bit crunchy
ggirlballa
10-22-2006, 08:32 PM
It wouldn't make sense for the male t-rex to spew his jizz all over the eggs for one thing.... How did the female t-rex get pregnant to lay the eggs?

C'mon people, make sense. The t-rex put his t-penis inside of the female.

aliens did it
Knuckles
10-22-2006, 08:32 PM
that joke is so old a dinosaur probably wrote it

Ha! :D
zorra_chiflada
10-22-2006, 08:32 PM
non impregnated chicken eggs are chicken periods.

that's right, we eat chicken's periods.
Knuckles
10-22-2006, 08:34 PM
I don't remember seeing any dino penis on any of those Discovery Channel shows.

Imagine finding a dinosaur wang fossil!
jackrock
10-22-2006, 08:35 PM
I wouldn't want head from a dinosaur.
I'm having trouble deciding which is worse, t-rex head or t-rex hickie :D
TurdBerglar
10-22-2006, 08:35 PM
my cock gets petrified from time to time
zorra_chiflada
10-22-2006, 08:36 PM
I'm having trouble deciding which is worse, t-rex head or t-rex hickie :D

^
someone just saw the shining
ggirlballa
10-22-2006, 08:37 PM
I'm having trouble deciding which is worse, t-rex head or t-rex hickie :D

a t-rex hickie would leave u dead

a t-rex head would leave u in unbarable pain
zorra_chiflada
10-22-2006, 08:37 PM
my cock gets petrified from time to time

you deserve to become extinct because of that joke
Knuckles
10-22-2006, 08:37 PM
CHECK IT (http://www.cosmosmagazine.com/node/639)
ggirlballa
10-22-2006, 08:40 PM
that link is to Cosmo magazine i'm scared to open it
kaiser soze
10-22-2006, 08:40 PM
Default How did dinosaurs have sex? .

safely? that could be why there aren't any :confused:
Kerrbear
10-22-2006, 08:42 PM
CHECK IT (http://www.cosmosmagazine.com/node/639)

From the article:
Roger Seymour is not so sure and after all, his team was the first to study mating echidna. "They do it very carefully. The female echidna rolls on to her side, as does the male who tucks its tail under the female's and they go for it for at least four hours."

Can I request now to be an echidna in my next life?
zorra_chiflada
10-22-2006, 08:43 PM
knuckles was an echidna wasn't he?

no wonder all the laydeeez loved him
Knuckles
10-22-2006, 08:48 PM
knuckles was an echidna wasn't he?

no wonder all the laydeeez loved him
Damn right!
Pres Zount
10-22-2006, 11:39 PM
If you look at a trex skeleton, it has a big protruding bone jutting out from between its legs.
QueenAdrock
10-23-2006, 12:14 AM
You know, Utahraptors had 12" claws. If one of those guys mounted the other, I'm pretty sure they'd either have to trust each other with their lives or just be super horny cuz they could kill the other person with just a simple claw to the abdomen.

I bet they laid eggs.
camo
10-23-2006, 10:33 AM
did the male T Rex just give it to the T Rexette from behind or what? what about the Diplodocuses? they are far to massive to climb on top of each other...spooning dinosaurs?


thats how they probably got extinct in the first place! "Hey mrs rex you wanna bump uglies tonight?"

"Nah, can't be bothered, besides lost is on."
steve-onpoint
10-23-2006, 11:07 AM
they didn't, that's why they're extinct

actually, didn't they lay eggs?

dag, bob. beat me to it.
faz
10-23-2006, 09:35 PM
They didnt exist. Read your bibles, people.
QueenAdrock
10-24-2006, 01:26 AM
Actually I'm pretty sure some interpreters of the Bible believe they co-existed or some shit like the Flintstones.