View Full Version : Fucking Electric Buggies
Kid Presentable
10-22-2006, 11:25 PM
Fucking fuckfaced fat fucks riding around, blocking aisles in every shop, like a sweaty, celibate convoy of gluttony and sloth. I can't get past these 3 women and their carriages of no horse drawm, because one of them is fingering the biscuit boxes.
If aliens came down and saw that, I wonder if they'd even deem us worthy of obliteration. If you know someone who rides around shopping centres on one of these fucking electric fucking buggies for a legitimate reason, tell me so I can feel bad or something.
Pres Zount
10-22-2006, 11:33 PM
hahhaa
I once sefved the biggest bitch of a customer cruising around on one of those contraptions. I swear the only thing wrong with her was her extreme weight, and temper issues.
tracky
10-23-2006, 12:18 AM
We had one at work for a while, boss bought it for a joke :D Man it was fun. Kinda. Yeah it was. It had "turtle" and "rabbit" mode.
Kid Presentable
10-23-2006, 12:25 AM
It's amazing they don't come equipped with toilet seats.
Nivvie
10-23-2006, 02:17 AM
They are like a prize for being fat.
That show, How Clean is Your House?, (people live in shit and we all gawp at the mould while they get it cleaned up) well there was once a woman on there from where I lived. The local community all chipped into get her one of those buggies, after her existing one was thrown in the river by a bunch of hoods. Apparently, her asthma was so serious she couldn't walk, and that was why she was a mountain.
Then we see her stinking pit of a council house on the telly, complete with pet birds flying about her living room shitting on everything, including her, feathers everywhere, three year old bacon on the sink (that she used for a bin), a brown toilet, and the dumb bitch wonders why she has breathing problems??
Gimme my pound back, I donated in good faith!
zorra_chiflada
10-23-2006, 02:26 AM
my mum is actually one of the people that deserves electric buggies - she can't walk very well at the moment. however, she insists on using a walker
venusvenus123
10-23-2006, 05:04 AM
this thread is great.
i have a great story to tell you about electric buggies, or sloth carts. i once saw this woman lose control of one and run a six year old girl over! it was in a giant mall. i was standing in a queue waiting to get some coffee and she just came off the main drag, lost control of her buggie thing and careered into this crowd of people. she knocked the little girl down, ran over her leg and continued to drag her along for a few metres.
what was perhaps the most shocking was that she didn't really make too much fuss of her. she was OK actually, just a bit shaken up. it's quite hilarious really, but only because the girl wasn't hurt.
Nivvie
10-23-2006, 05:29 AM
The thing is, they are designed for the occasionally/slightly immobile, so anyone with a serious physical disability can't use them, and those who have intermittent or temporary physical problems tend to not want to use them (like Zorra's mum) in a bid to keep active, retain muscle tone and hold of what mobility they have.
They always make me think of King Of The Hill when Bobby gets gout.
They can be of help to the elderly, but then often these are not the peole we want charging about town with shit reactions.
Plus, they don't belong on the road, nor the pavement, either.
Kid Presentable
10-23-2006, 10:39 AM
i once saw this woman lose control of one and run a six year old girl over! it was in a giant mall.
FAT AND STUPID! Where's Natural Selection when you need him?
Kid Presentable
10-23-2006, 10:42 AM
They can be of help to the elderly, but then often these are not the peole we want charging about town with shit reactions.
The only thing the elderly react to is death. By dying.
b i o n i c
10-23-2006, 10:44 AM
It's amazing they don't come equipped with toilet seats.
bwahahaha... not a bad idea
Pres Zount
10-23-2006, 06:00 PM
They are like a prize for being fat.
That show, How Clean is Your House?, (people live in shit and we all gawp at the mould while they get it cleaned up) well there was once a woman on there from where I lived. The local community all chipped into get her one of those buggies, after her existing one was thrown in the river by a bunch of hoods. Apparently, her asthma was so serious she couldn't walk, and that was why she was a mountain.
Then we see her stinking pit of a council house on the telly, complete with pet birds flying about her living room shitting on everything, including her, feathers everywhere, three year old bacon on the sink (that she used for a bin), a brown toilet, and the dumb bitch wonders why she has breathing problems??
Gimme my pound back, I donated in good faith!
lololoolol
Kerrbear
10-23-2006, 07:29 PM
Oh my god! I was at Disney World recently, and people in those chairs go to the front of all the lines with their entire huge families. And getting on the buses to the hotels, the entire 500-person line has to wait while the people in the electric chairs (and their entire families) get on first. Has anyone ever seen a thin person on one?
tracky
10-23-2006, 08:49 PM
I saw a thin person on one this morning. He looked a bit rtard tho
bwahahaha... not a bad idea
Oh snap, you could have a flusher on it so that you could shoot your fecal matter out of a tailpipe of some sort into a gutter. Or a children's playground.
Kid Presentable
10-23-2006, 09:09 PM
Oh snap, you could have a flusher on it so that you could shoot your fecal matter out of a tailpipe of some sort into a gutter. Or a children's playground.
Tandem buggies, complete with 'gunner' station.
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