Dorothy Wood
10-23-2006, 09:18 AM
a girl I went to middle school/high school with posted this on myspace. I puked a little in my mouth because she's always making sexy bulletins and talking about wanting to be a stripper. but she's real gross, think Miss Piggy with squinty eyes, facial moles and an orange spray tan.
feel free to fill this out for fun if you want and I'll forward it to her ;)
Booty Call Application
Body: Please fill out the below application if you want to be a booty call for this person.
Name: ___________________
Age: ____________________
Phone: (____) ____________
Occupation: ____________________
Height______ Weight______
Married(Y/N)__ Single(Y/N)___ Other_________
Sexual Orientation: __________
Do u like to masturbate?: __________________
Do you like phone sex?: _________________
How often do u wanna have sex?(check appropriate answer)
Daily__ Weekly__ Monthly__ As much as possible__
How long can u last? (check appropriate answer)
1min ___ 15min__ 30min__ 1hr__ all nite___
Do u like Giving oral sex? (Y/N)___
What could you do for me that no one else could?:
Which do u prefer? (check appropriate box)
One on one__ Doubles__ Group___
While having sex, what do u do? (place "X" in all appropriate boxes)
Faint__
Cry__
Moan__
Wiggle__
Twist__
Jerk about__
Pant__
Sweat___
Scream__
Hum__
Whistle__
Just lie there__
List three positions u like:
1.
2.
3.
What is ur preferred pace? (place "X" in appropriate spaces)
Slow__ Fast__ Very fast__ Rigorous___
Do you like rough sex?
No__ Sometimes__ Always__
Do you like to talk dirty?
No__ Sometimes__ Always__
When is the best time to reach u? (place "X" in appropriate spaces)
Morning__ Afternoon__ Nite___
How late can u stay out? (place "X" in appropriate spaces)
11-12am__ 1-2am__ all nite___
Any talent or skills(Y/N) if so, list:
Most interesting place you've done it:
What would you do to me if we were stuck alone together in an elevator for an hour?
feel free to fill this out for fun if you want and I'll forward it to her ;)
Booty Call Application
Body: Please fill out the below application if you want to be a booty call for this person.
Name: ___________________
Age: ____________________
Phone: (____) ____________
Occupation: ____________________
Height______ Weight______
Married(Y/N)__ Single(Y/N)___ Other_________
Sexual Orientation: __________
Do u like to masturbate?: __________________
Do you like phone sex?: _________________
How often do u wanna have sex?(check appropriate answer)
Daily__ Weekly__ Monthly__ As much as possible__
How long can u last? (check appropriate answer)
1min ___ 15min__ 30min__ 1hr__ all nite___
Do u like Giving oral sex? (Y/N)___
What could you do for me that no one else could?:
Which do u prefer? (check appropriate box)
One on one__ Doubles__ Group___
While having sex, what do u do? (place "X" in all appropriate boxes)
Faint__
Cry__
Moan__
Wiggle__
Twist__
Jerk about__
Pant__
Sweat___
Scream__
Hum__
Whistle__
Just lie there__
List three positions u like:
1.
2.
3.
What is ur preferred pace? (place "X" in appropriate spaces)
Slow__ Fast__ Very fast__ Rigorous___
Do you like rough sex?
No__ Sometimes__ Always__
Do you like to talk dirty?
No__ Sometimes__ Always__
When is the best time to reach u? (place "X" in appropriate spaces)
Morning__ Afternoon__ Nite___
How late can u stay out? (place "X" in appropriate spaces)
11-12am__ 1-2am__ all nite___
Any talent or skills(Y/N) if so, list:
Most interesting place you've done it:
What would you do to me if we were stuck alone together in an elevator for an hour?