I kinda know what its like to be pregnant

[Echewta]

Because I'm expecting the big juicy blisters on my feet to burst today. The nurse said that they are ready. I'm wearing sandals at work so I expect to be in a meeting and feel that explosion of fruit flavors running down my foot into the meeting room floor carpet as I wince in pain.
I should take new pictures to post. (y)

[ScarySquirrel]

I don't know why, but that was incredibly disgusting to me.

And usually I'm the one people accuse of being gross. Good job, my man! High five on that one.

[Otis Driftwood]

Where did you get those big things anyway?

[zorra_chiflada]

ew sandals :(

[abcdefz]

Yeah -- how did this happen, Chewie? Was this at all truffle-related?

I miss all the important threads.

[beastiegirrl101]

he's a firefighter!

[wanton wench]

this is not even close to "kinda" knowing what being pregnant is like. :rolleyes:

[Kid Presentable]

Needing a dump is closer than this.

[wanton wench]

at least that would enter the ball park.

[Kid Presentable]

at least that would enter the ball park.
To use their toilets? OK.

[Echewta]

I burned them during training. The room got to hot and boiled the sweat on my feet to a nice 2nd degree.

And if I want to think its just like expecting a baby, I can. Little Poppy and Bubbles are my babies.

[wanton wench]

NO
it would enter the area of kinda knowing what its like to be pregnant.

in other news-kid presentable shits at ball parks :D

[abcdefz]

I burned them during training. The room got to hot and boiled the sweat on my feet to a nice 2nd degree.




Firefighting training? Are you serious? How can this happen? Don't you guys get NASA suits or anything?

How do you not feel it reaching an uncomfortable level of hotness? Are you part frog?

I'm so confused.

[ScarySquirrel]

In other news, I watched Rosemary's Baby for the first time last night. It was pretty good.

Weird. But good.

[Echewta]

I was wearing my structure gear. All safety was observed. Just got to hot in the room.

[Echewta]

Burst dang it!

[Bob]

i kinda know what it's like to be pregnant, i've got a mature tapeworm that's due to pass any day now

come on chewie, toe to toe, i'll outgross you any day fo the week

[Bob]

for the record i don't actually have a tapeworm...that i know about ;) ;) ;)

[QueenAdrock]

When I had terrible blisters from walking on a hot and rocky road at the beach barefoot, I put a needle in alcohol and punctured and drained them myself. Totally gross, but also kinda satisfying.

[Echewta]

Huzzah! One down, one more to go.

It was the baby blister. Momma blister is still looking ok in healingville.

[monkey]

now you know what it's like to be a woman in fancy shmancy shoes. We live in blisters.

(and when i used to run, oh man, i still have scars from those blisters. those are nasty and you have to learn to run through the pain. :( )

[marsdaddy]

Wait, you got to (sic) hot during firefighting training? Guess you weren't training on how to handle extreme temperatures?

[cosmo105]

he's HOT BLOODED
check it and see

[hitmonlee]

speaking of pregnant, i saw the grossest thing on tv last night

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lithopedion

the lady had the dead baby in her body for 50 years!!!
and they cut it out and dissected and it ewwwwwww it was full of old organs
:(

i wore summer shoes today
i have blisters too :(

[Nivvie]

this is not even close to "kinda" knowing what being pregnant is like. :rolleyes:


Indeed.

Try peeing yourself a little everytime you cough or laugh, and paint your nipples brown.

[Kid Presentable]

Indeed.

Try peeing yourself a little everytime you cough or laugh, and paint your nipples brown.
Done. Then what?

[Nivvie]

I'm so proud of you!

Now, inject some fluid into your ankles, move many of you internal organs aside and up a few inches, be rude to people in shops, cry at touching TV ads and make un-real demands of your boss.