Attn KP....

[Loppfessor]

Are you stoned or something? You're actin kinda "funny" today....not that I mind just curious

[Kid Presentable]

I been reading notes, and writing them, and reading them, and writing them all day.

[Kid Presentable]

Anyway, back to it. This thread would have been a success with anybody else's name.

[icy manipulator]

no one likes the aussies

[hellojello]

I'm all like, who the hell is KP??!
If i'd known it was u i never would have bothered reading
haha jk
to me you acting weird must mean you're making posts that like make sense or something.
I didn't notice anything of the sort.
relax, man you're fine.

hj

[Loppfessor]

I been reading notes, and writing them, and reading them, and writing them all day.


Working on a luuuv note for your special lady friend???...I dig it you want it to be perfect. Let me know if you need some pointers

[Lex Diamonds]

Here's one you could use (she'll be melting in your arms, trust me):

"Dear my number 1 bitch

I love your blowjobs, will you make me the happiest man in the world and let me stick in ya butt?

Love + cumstains from
Grandmaster Ramrod"

[Loppfessor]

^ Damn dude my sister's b-day is coming up and I wanted to write her a poem...can you help me out?

[Lex Diamonds]

Not so much a poem but here's an idea:

"Aiyo sis

Thanks for bein there for a brotha when ya caught me wearin ya bra and playing wit yo Barbies... dad woulda castrated my girly ass if he ever found out. Sorry bout the time I shoved that tampon up my ass and you had to pull it out. That did get pretty messy. But did ya really have to re-use it?

Well, whatever, keep it real and have a pimped out birthday
--Ya Boy Lopp"

[Loppfessor]

You Sir are one talented individual....it's like you expressed the emotion I have inside without being mushy...

[Lex Diamonds]

What can I say, I'm like the Evil Knievel of relationships. A lot of people get hurt trying to follow my example, but at least I wear garish clothes whilst performing ridiculous death-defying stunts on my motorcycle. (y)