zorra_chiflada
10-25-2006, 11:31 AM
<ASsmang> K
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<susan> buddhists are annoying
<susan> not as annoying as jessica simpson though
<Shon> im so hungry i could eat a buddhist
<susan> sandwich
<Shon> do you think canabals eat the tits?
<susan> yeah sure!
<susan> why wouldn't they?
<susan> seriously
<susan> jessica simpson does not deserve oxygen
<Shon> fried mammary galnds
<Shon> mmmm
<susan> even though she might have alright tits
<Shon> i bet she would be a good fuck
<susan> she is disgusting and talentless
<susan> you say that about everyone
<Shon> no
<Shon> just stupid people
<susan> it seems like you do
<Shon> stupids like to fuck
<susan> stupid people are not good at fucking
<Shon> maybe not stupid guys
<susan> well go fuck a stupid girl then
<Shon> then i would have to talk to her
<susan> so
<Shon> i don't enjoy talking to dense females
<susan> ok
<susan> i have an idea
<susan> you fuck the stupid chick
<susan> then you get like a smart chick to just sit in a char
<susan> chair
<susan> in the corner
<susan> and like
<susan> talk to you
<Shon> hahaha
<susan> sounds like a job for me :/
<Shon> that's hot actually
<susan> it would be boring
<susan> id be sitting there reading a book
<susan> occasionally looking up
<susan> making conversation
<susan> UGH DIRTY BITCH AD
<susan> WITH THONG IN MOUTH
<susan> DISGUSTING
<susan> THAT HAS BEEN TOUCHING YOUR ASSHOLE
<susan> FUCK
<susan> sorry
<susan> i have a conniption every time i see that ad
<Shon> maybe she has no asshole
<susan> she'd have to
<susan> to be a proper slut
<susan> duh
<Shon> the perfect girl would not have an asshole
<susan> HAHAHAHA
<susan> HAHAHAHAHAH
<Shon> or a urethra
<susan> idiot
<Shon> or need to eat
<susan> yeah
<susan> or be a human
<susan> or alive
<susan> you want a robot girlfriend
<Shon> she'd just some sort of fuckbot
<susan> sucked in!
<susan> botfucker
<Shon> i wouldn't mind
<susan> you're burn your dick off
<susan> her pussy would overheat
<Shon> she'd be like real though
<susan> 3rd degree burns
<Shon> fuck yeah
<Shon> i'd over heat that shit
<Shon> that's prowess
<susan> you are a sicko
<susan> botfucking sicko
<Shon> you thought of it
<Shon> not me
<Shon> sicko
<susan> YOU DID
<susan> don't put that on me
<susan> botfucker
<susan> i wouldn't fuck a robot
<Shon> she wouldn't necassarily be a robot
<Shon> but like a mutant
<Shon> very human like
<susan> oh so you want to fuck a mutant now
<Shon> shit yeah
<Shon> i'd fuck that green thing from xmen
<susan> christ
<susan> you'd fuck something called a "green thing"
<susan> would you
<Shon> i'd slip my fingers inbetween her scales
<Shon> it'd be hot
<susan> i'm laughing and cringing at the same time
<susan> seriously
<susan> there is something wrong with you
<Shon> rebacca romeign
<Shon> has shitty husbands
<susan> what
<Shon> she can do so much better
<susan> who
<Shon> rebacca romeign
<Shon> or whatever
<susan> i dont' know who the fuck that is
<Shon> she chick that plays the green thing
<Shon> she's a fomous model
<Shon> she was married to jon stamos
<susan> hahahahahah
<Shon> jessie from full house
<susan> oh right
<susan> yes
<susan> yes
<susan> i know who she is now
<Shon> she has shitty husbands
<susan> jon stamos is almost hot
<Shon> if you say so
<susan> shut up
<susan> you want to fuck robots
<susan> you're hardly an authority on anything
<Shon> hot robots
<susan> the fact that they're not human doesn't bother you
<Shon> you fuck aerosol cans...
<susan> I DON'T EVEN
<susan> i made that up
<susan> christ
<Shon> bullshit
<susan> why would i fuck aerosol cans
<Shon> it's true now
<susan> when i have other options
<Shon> how the fuck should i know
<Shon> you're the freak
<Shon> not i
<susan> fuck you
<susan> i am not a botfucker
<susan> or a canfucker
<Shon> hahahaha
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<susan> buddhists are annoying
<susan> not as annoying as jessica simpson though
<Shon> im so hungry i could eat a buddhist
<susan> sandwich
<Shon> do you think canabals eat the tits?
<susan> yeah sure!
<susan> why wouldn't they?
<susan> seriously
<susan> jessica simpson does not deserve oxygen
<Shon> fried mammary galnds
<Shon> mmmm
<susan> even though she might have alright tits
<Shon> i bet she would be a good fuck
<susan> she is disgusting and talentless
<susan> you say that about everyone
<Shon> no
<Shon> just stupid people
<susan> it seems like you do
<Shon> stupids like to fuck
<susan> stupid people are not good at fucking
<Shon> maybe not stupid guys
<susan> well go fuck a stupid girl then
<Shon> then i would have to talk to her
<susan> so
<Shon> i don't enjoy talking to dense females
<susan> ok
<susan> i have an idea
<susan> you fuck the stupid chick
<susan> then you get like a smart chick to just sit in a char
<susan> chair
<susan> in the corner
<susan> and like
<susan> talk to you
<Shon> hahaha
<susan> sounds like a job for me :/
<Shon> that's hot actually
<susan> it would be boring
<susan> id be sitting there reading a book
<susan> occasionally looking up
<susan> making conversation
<susan> UGH DIRTY BITCH AD
<susan> WITH THONG IN MOUTH
<susan> DISGUSTING
<susan> THAT HAS BEEN TOUCHING YOUR ASSHOLE
<susan> FUCK
<susan> sorry
<susan> i have a conniption every time i see that ad
<Shon> maybe she has no asshole
<susan> she'd have to
<susan> to be a proper slut
<susan> duh
<Shon> the perfect girl would not have an asshole
<susan> HAHAHAHA
<susan> HAHAHAHAHAH
<Shon> or a urethra
<susan> idiot
<Shon> or need to eat
<susan> yeah
<susan> or be a human
<susan> or alive
<susan> you want a robot girlfriend
<Shon> she'd just some sort of fuckbot
<susan> sucked in!
<susan> botfucker
<Shon> i wouldn't mind
<susan> you're burn your dick off
<susan> her pussy would overheat
<Shon> she'd be like real though
<susan> 3rd degree burns
<Shon> fuck yeah
<Shon> i'd over heat that shit
<Shon> that's prowess
<susan> you are a sicko
<susan> botfucking sicko
<Shon> you thought of it
<Shon> not me
<Shon> sicko
<susan> YOU DID
<susan> don't put that on me
<susan> botfucker
<susan> i wouldn't fuck a robot
<Shon> she wouldn't necassarily be a robot
<Shon> but like a mutant
<Shon> very human like
<susan> oh so you want to fuck a mutant now
<Shon> shit yeah
<Shon> i'd fuck that green thing from xmen
<susan> christ
<susan> you'd fuck something called a "green thing"
<susan> would you
<Shon> i'd slip my fingers inbetween her scales
<Shon> it'd be hot
<susan> i'm laughing and cringing at the same time
<susan> seriously
<susan> there is something wrong with you
<Shon> rebacca romeign
<Shon> has shitty husbands
<susan> what
<Shon> she can do so much better
<susan> who
<Shon> rebacca romeign
<Shon> or whatever
<susan> i dont' know who the fuck that is
<Shon> she chick that plays the green thing
<Shon> she's a fomous model
<Shon> she was married to jon stamos
<susan> hahahahahah
<Shon> jessie from full house
<susan> oh right
<susan> yes
<susan> yes
<susan> i know who she is now
<Shon> she has shitty husbands
<susan> jon stamos is almost hot
<Shon> if you say so
<susan> shut up
<susan> you want to fuck robots
<susan> you're hardly an authority on anything
<Shon> hot robots
<susan> the fact that they're not human doesn't bother you
<Shon> you fuck aerosol cans...
<susan> I DON'T EVEN
<susan> i made that up
<susan> christ
<Shon> bullshit
<susan> why would i fuck aerosol cans
<Shon> it's true now
<susan> when i have other options
<Shon> how the fuck should i know
<Shon> you're the freak
<Shon> not i
<susan> fuck you
<susan> i am not a botfucker
<susan> or a canfucker
<Shon> hahahaha