Do women acknowledge that men beat off? [Archive]

Kid Presentable

10-25-2006, 12:51 PM

how can they not when we reference it about every third coversation?
Well I'ma spank mah dick fore I finna get back to ya on that one, turd.

kaiser soze

10-25-2006, 12:52 PM

my mom caught me once

Kid Presentable

10-25-2006, 12:54 PM

my mom caught me once
Hahaha. Did she catch you with your headphones on, and leave afternoon tea sitting on your dresser so you knew she'd been in?

I'm really just wondering (as I explained to dirtgirl, the new up-and-comer of these boards--check a check it out) if women actually know they acknowledge it.

I love the gender threads, me.

kaiser soze

10-25-2006, 12:56 PM

no

she ran over and punched me in the head with a bible

Kid Presentable

10-25-2006, 12:59 PM

no

she ran over and punched me in the head with a bible
Do you think she ever thought that your dad beat it?

Loppfessor

10-25-2006, 01:00 PM

Any woman who doesn't is in severe denial

Big Gus

10-25-2006, 01:02 PM

Cmon now women arent stupid...

Although, most still have this pathological fear of admitting they like a wank as well even though vibrator sales are going through the roof.....

Do they just get embarrassed when speaking about it to guys?? Do they talk about wanking with other girls??? Ive often wondered...

Perhaps they DO use them as shoulder/back massagers after all?!

Lo_Lyfe

10-25-2006, 01:04 PM

lmao sometimes they aint got the choice

Loppfessor

10-25-2006, 01:05 PM

lmao sometimes they aint got the choice

you mean like when you do it over their head at night while they're sleeping and then they wake up and their eyes are stuck closed?

Kid Presentable

10-25-2006, 01:06 PM

you mean like when you do it over their head at night while they're sleeping and then they wake up and their eyes are stuck closed?
Lopp, wtf?

Loppfessor

10-25-2006, 01:07 PM

Lopp, wtf?

Umm nothing....how bout that local sports team huh?

Big Gus

10-25-2006, 01:09 PM

Heheh...

Next week, Lopp discusses "Walrussing Chicks"....

Kid Presentable

10-25-2006, 01:11 PM

So far, women haven't replied. So they either don't acknowledge it, or have more decorum than to admit it (which I don't believe because when I was 12 a girl did the smelliest fart I've ever encountered).

And this isn't about women masturbating, which would only serve as a masculine masturbatory scenario anyway.

Big Gus

10-25-2006, 01:12 PM

Male masturbation is a female masturbatory scenario as well...

Or, so I've been told.

Kid Presentable

10-25-2006, 01:15 PM

Male masturbation is a female masturbatory scenario as well...

Or, so I've been told.
I whacked it for a girl, and needless to say she was thoroughly underwhelmed.

Big Gus

10-25-2006, 01:17 PM

I've never been asked it's always happened the "other way around".

I pick up most of my girl info off the girls I work with especially the ones I work part time down the pub.

Mostly we talk shit at 4am after staying behind to get drunk so most of it is probably rubbish.

xrocketman

10-25-2006, 01:18 PM

I try to refrain from mentioning my auto-erotic habits when in the presence of girls

Big Gus

10-25-2006, 01:19 PM

Go work with some for so long your so bored you'll talk about anything...

That'll learn ya...

Bob

10-25-2006, 02:21 PM

Male masturbation is a female masturbatory scenario as well...

Or, so I've been told.

i'm not sure how they think we do it, it's really not very ceremonious

QueenAdrock

10-25-2006, 02:25 PM

i'm not sure how they think we do it

It's really not that hard to imagine.

And yeah, if any woman thinks a guy doesn't, they're idiots. Either that, or the guy's got like stumps for hands and then that's actually good reason to believe they wouldn't do it. But I'm sure they'd find another way to do it.

Justin

10-25-2006, 03:33 PM

girls are so contradictive....on the phone or over messanger they dont want to hear about beating off

but

when they are at home with you in bed they will say "beat off for me baby" or "turn on the porn"

Girls are really shy for the most part about talking about dick and sex, however when you get them to your place...they are the aggressive ones.

ps- I really don't understand girls.

Justin

10-25-2006, 03:34 PM

It's really not that hard to imagine.

And yeah, if any woman thinks a guy doesn't, they're idiots. Either that, or the guy's got like stumps for hands and then that's actually good reason to believe they wouldn't do it. But I'm sure they'd find another way to do it.

i had a cast on my arm...(from hand to elbow) this one time.

I was horrible

beastieangel01

10-25-2006, 04:37 PM

Any woman who doesn't is in severe denial

.

hellojello

10-25-2006, 07:26 PM

ditto ^^^^

but more importantly do men acknowledge that women wank

jackrock

10-25-2006, 07:36 PM

*touches Harbl*

Rancid_Beasties

10-25-2006, 07:40 PM

Alot of girls think that guys in relationships wouldn't bat off. Thats also pretty optimistic.

kate

10-25-2006, 08:42 PM

the first couple months we lived together, joe told me he didnt whack it because he didnt have to when he had a girlfriend. i actually believed him. but now i know otherwise!

and girls talk about it sometimes too.

hitmonlee

10-25-2006, 08:52 PM

no, i thought all the porn was simply for viewing purposes :rolleyes:

i'd never discuss my own habits with friends, male or female, messageboards, and rarely even a bf.

Kid Presentable

10-25-2006, 09:01 PM

i'd never discuss my own habits with friends, male or female, messageboards, and rarely even a bf.
You're not judging me, though. Right?

b i o n i c

10-25-2006, 09:18 PM

i dont know about you people but i like never whack the salami, maybe when i was like 12! you people are gross. jesus cries everytime you paint the ceiling.

monkey

10-25-2006, 09:20 PM

i like to discuss it as frequently as possible

Kid Presentable

10-25-2006, 09:20 PM

That said, I find it hard to accept that ALL women are teh beaTeRz.

b i o n i c

10-25-2006, 09:23 PM

where did that vibrators thread go. discussing female masturbation was much more interesting.

chicks have it so good. they just press a button, hump a piece of plastic and come, no clean-up... just roll over and go to sleep. bastards

kate

10-25-2006, 09:28 PM

there's some clean up! you gotta clean yourself up afterwards otherwise it gets icky down there

Bitchamachacha

10-25-2006, 09:35 PM

Perhaps they DO use them as shoulder/back massagers after all?!

Back massagers and mega-powered shower heads are the win! They make GREAT stocking stuffers, so-ya-know.

zorra_chiflada

10-25-2006, 09:36 PM

do men acknowledge that women do it as much as they do?

b i o n i c

10-25-2006, 09:37 PM

those back massagers at the drug store are never used to massage backs. how easy is it for women when they can just buy a crotch rocket at the drug store?

how often ladies?

zorra_chiflada

10-25-2006, 09:38 PM

those back massagers at the drug store are never used to massage backs. how easy is it for women when they can just buy a crotch rocket at the drug store?

how often ladies?

16 is my record

ScarySquirrel

10-25-2006, 09:39 PM

There are a few of my female friends who talk quite a bit about their masturbation habits. Okay, so it's not like it gets brought up every time... but it makes me think girls do it a lot more than I thought they did.

Anyhow, I forgot where I was going with this. One of 'em is pretty good lookin' and every time I think about her masturbating I get kind of sidetracked. Nevermind... I'll just leave now.

Kid Presentable

10-25-2006, 09:43 PM

hitmonlee

10-25-2006, 09:46 PM

You're not judging me, though. Right?

no
i just don't like to know what my female friends are up to
i don't wanna know if they do or don't, or how often, or anything
or find their vibrators on the floor when i go into their room to get my jumper back :(

icy manipulator

10-25-2006, 10:35 PM

i've only had one gf that didn't have vibrator. alot of girls that i know say they have them but tried them and didn't like them so they dont use it anymore.
My best female friend has 3. she's a fiend

b i o n i c

10-25-2006, 11:12 PM

i had a girlfriend who humped her back massager so hard she broke the spring, try that shit - its nearly impossible

Randetica

10-25-2006, 11:15 PM

i know that men masturbate
i know how men masturbate
ive seen men masturbate
and many masturbate while being in a realationship

i masturbate
i know how i masturbate
ive seen myself masturbate
but never masturbated with a vibrator or any other sex toys
usually just in the old fashioned way or use mister showerhead

my record is 5 times in a day :(

kate

10-25-2006, 11:18 PM

hey while we're on the subject of men masturbating.

a boy on the board sent me a video of himself doin it once! did he show anyone else? huh huh? anyone else see that or was i the only one he thought wouldnt be creeped out enough for him to send it?

Randetica

10-25-2006, 11:20 PM

i got some offers never wanted to watch it though

b i o n i c

10-25-2006, 11:28 PM

everyone not posting right now is either masturbating or pming videos of themselves doing so to kate

zorra_chiflada

10-25-2006, 11:28 PM

i dare anyone to beat (lol) 16

kate

10-25-2006, 11:29 PM

keep em coming i love it :cool:

b i o n i c

10-25-2006, 11:30 PM

i dare anyone to beat (lol) 16
que?

alright, i just sent mine to you three... didja get em yet?

hellojello

10-25-2006, 11:36 PM

no, i thought all the porn was simply for viewing purposes :rolleyes:

i'd never discuss my own habits with friends, male or female, messageboards, and rarely even a bf.
so you're saying you DO have habits, but you'd just rather not talk about them?
hehe
nvm

To be honest I'm pretty sure one of my best friends is such a prude that she's never maturbated ever, so yeah I think there are actually some chicks out there that don't. I remember her telling me when we were like 18 or something that she wasn't sure if she'd had an orgasm yet cause she didn't know what it felt like.
I should ask her the same question again.
7 years on.

b i o n i c

10-25-2006, 11:41 PM

thre are actually those people. i recently met a girl who asked me what porn was and what titty fucking was. she's 29

Randetica

10-25-2006, 11:58 PM

i dare anyone to beat (lol) 16

lol beat me to it lol

b i o n i c

10-25-2006, 11:59 PM

im still confused. what does that mean

zorra_chiflada

10-26-2006, 12:04 AM

im still confused. what does that mean

16 times in a day

hellojello

10-26-2006, 12:06 AM

16 times in a day
oh a day? I thought you meant in a row.
Man I'd beat you hands down.
haha
get it
heh

zorra_chiflada

10-26-2006, 12:07 AM

oh a day? I thought you meant in a row.
Man I'd beat you hands down.
haha
get it
heh

oh it's onnnnnnn!

tracky

10-26-2006, 12:10 AM

I run out of ummm steam after 2

you girls are lucky

hellojello

10-26-2006, 12:11 AM

yeah true but at the same time men are pretty much garunteed an orgasm during err sexual relations but women?
half my luck.

tracky

10-26-2006, 12:13 AM

the short time i was in a relationship it was the opposite. she never went unsatisfied but me, i just couldn't :( well eventually, but it was... yeah

mikizee

10-26-2006, 12:56 AM

keep em coming i love it :cool:

its on its way, express airmail

its the extended version, with deleted scenes and my own dvd commentary!

enjoy (y)

heh heh heh.... u said coming.... heh

Kid Presentable

10-26-2006, 01:04 AM

or find their vibrators on the floor when i go into their room to get my jumper back :(
:D

hitmonlee

10-26-2006, 01:42 AM

To be honest I'm pretty sure one of my best friends is such a prude that she's never maturbated ever, so yeah I think there are actually some chicks out there that don't.

same

i remember her asking me once (we were 20) if i gave my boyfriend (of one year) blowjobs, because she didn't want to give one to her bf (of 6 months).

i just looked at her :eek:
not.give.blowjobs?
the poor dude.

don't laugh kid p. it was a fucking monster of a thing. bright pink... pearls... extra stimulator thingys... right there in the middle of her floor. TMI :(

The Notorious LOL

10-26-2006, 01:59 AM

actually I have done 17. swear to god.

sick day when i was 15. There was nothing to do. Had no video games, no cable, and the house was empty except for a couple porn mags. By about the fifth time I just kept going to see what would happen. The vast majority of em the "well had dried" so to speak.

zorra_chiflada

10-26-2006, 02:06 AM

Kid Presentable

10-26-2006, 02:19 AM

don't laugh kid p. it was a fucking monster of a thing. bright pink... pearls... extra stimulator thingys... right there in the middle of her floor. TMI :(
Like what they use to signify roadworks?

Waus

10-26-2006, 02:53 AM

hellojello

10-26-2006, 07:04 AM

same

i remember her asking me once (we were 20) if i gave my boyfriend (of one year) blowjobs, because she didn't want to give one to her bf (of 6 months).

i just looked at her :eek:
not.give.blowjobs?
the poor dude.

don't laugh kid p. it was a fucking monster of a thing. bright pink... pearls... extra stimulator thingys... right there in the middle of her floor. TMI :(
Yeah she's one of those ones that doesn't give head she's all like a cock in my mouth nah uh.

She probably hates getting head too.
Man I bet her sex life sucks.

Maybe she's changed now though it was a few years back we had this convo. And she's been with her man like almost 7 years since then...

hellojello

10-26-2006, 07:06 AM

I think it's pretty accurate to say like 99.8% of men do, but I do have a couple friends really truly don't. They just never did when they were growing up and haven't in their adult life. They aren't weird, maybe a little prudish, but not like bizarre menonites or anything.

Just sayin.
Im actually pretty sure my ex of 5 years didn't jerk off while we were together. I think all the weed killed his libido or something cause it was usually me initiating everything most of the time.
And he was a virgin before we got together so it's not like he could have thought I was bad lay considering he never had anything to compare me to.
And I'm good goddamnit.
yeah, I am.
really.

Kid Presentable

10-26-2006, 07:07 AM

So, it's funny how humanity decided to slurp the opposite gender's tender bits.

I say funny, I mean great.

Otis Driftwood

10-26-2006, 07:16 AM

Acknowledge yeah, but they are not encouraging and cooperative enough. HELP!

hellojello

10-26-2006, 07:20 AM

Acknowledge yeah, but they are not encouraging and cooperative enough. HELP!
IT doesn't really bother me. I dont give a shit if a man wants to wank if I dont feel like doin the dirty. He can do it right beside me for all I care.
Although lookin at porn while he's doin it isn't that cool. Look at me goddamnit.
But yeah, if that's what it takes, and I'm like hell tired or something I say go for gold.
It's just fantasy anyways. And I know that if I'm up for it they'd go for sex over mr palmer anyways.

Otis Driftwood

10-26-2006, 07:24 AM

Although lookin at porn while he's doin it isn't that cool. Look at me goddamnit.

Even if you display a disinterested frown, stiffle a yawn AND are totally dressed? ;-)

Big Gus

10-26-2006, 07:31 AM

Sunday, is, in my opinion, The Day Of Wanking.

Kid Presentable

10-26-2006, 07:34 AM

Sunday, is, in my opinion, The Day Of Wanking.
Just one day?

Big Gus

10-26-2006, 07:38 AM

Nah it's just the best day for it - unless you have a job that requires you to work weekends or something - granted.

hellojello

10-26-2006, 07:44 AM

Even if you display a disinterested frown, stiffle a yawn AND are totally dressed? ;-)
i'm hot even when i frown
haha not really
but yeah if he wants i'll take my clothes off
u only have to ask
(not u)
though have to admit that i have been known to fall asleep during the act
or erm complain that i'm cold and pull the blankets up.

Otis Driftwood

10-26-2006, 07:57 AM

i'm hot even when i frown
haha not really
but yeah if he wants i'll take my clothes off
u only have to ask

Would that be teasingly gasp-inducing or merely "There, are you happy now?" kinda thing?

Kid Presentable

10-26-2006, 07:58 AM

Would that be teasingly gasp-inducing or merely "There, are you happy now?" kinda thing?
Check out the cyber-sex king.

:D

But yeah, would it?

HEIRESS

10-26-2006, 08:05 AM

I enjoy watching boyfriends do that, especially upon request

yeppers

hellojello

10-26-2006, 08:11 AM

I'm with heiress
Would that be teasingly gasp-inducing or merely "There, are you happy now?" kinda thing?
its probably somewhere in between depending on how im feeling could be more the former. but yeah im i'm hell drained its not like i'm all like 'urrrgggh okaay if i have to' but at the same time i'm not about to do a lapdance or something.
But yeah I will join in if that helps
as in touch myself not him.
Guys seem to like that.

Kid Presentable

10-26-2006, 08:12 AM

I'm with heiress

its probably somewhere in between depending on how im feeling could be more the former. but yeah im i'm hell drained its not like i'm all like 'urrrgggh okaay if i have to' but at the same time i'm not about to do a lapdance or something.
But yeah I will join in if that helps
as in touch myself not him.
Guys seem to like that.
Well, you're certainly staying on topic.

Lo_Lyfe

10-26-2006, 08:26 AM

*touches slef*

camo

10-26-2006, 08:36 AM

Either that, or the guy's got like stumps for hands and then that's actually good reason to believe they wouldn't do it.

that just makes it more of a challenge, and we males all love a chalenge so i'd say that a guy with stumps would probably be doing it a lot more!

hellojello

10-26-2006, 08:37 AM

Well, you're certainly staying on topic.
yeah, but what did u REALLY say?

Kid Presentable

10-26-2006, 08:39 AM

yeah, but what did u REALLY say?
Haha. Nah, I wasn't trying to make it sound more intelligent. I typed 'taying' instead of 'staying'.

hellojello

10-26-2006, 08:43 AM

i don't know how people can do multiple orgasms, i'm always exhausted :confused:
man how long does it take for you to get off ? cause if i'm doing it myself i can do it in under a minute sometimes
its not that exhausting
well only after a few hours
haha

Kid Presentable

10-26-2006, 08:45 AM

Farting kills solo-sexiness.

hellojello

10-26-2006, 08:52 AM

girls dont fart or have body hair

haha thats what my bro said once when he was 16

so i let one rip right in front off him
just to prove a point

actually i could have even sat on him when i did it i can't remember.
but fuck it was funny

i guess u had to be there.....

Kid Presentable

10-26-2006, 08:53 AM

The quickest way to walk in on yourself masturbating is to fart.

Otis Driftwood

10-26-2006, 08:53 AM

i guess u had to be there.....
So you could acknowledge? :rolleyes:

hellojello

10-26-2006, 08:54 AM

huh

hellojello

10-26-2006, 09:09 AM

longer, harder, better
comes to mind.

hellojello

10-26-2006, 09:09 AM

^^ or i must be incredibly ugly :o :(
hmmph
i doubt it

hellojello

10-26-2006, 09:19 AM

we're our own worse critics
and anyways fug chicks dont get bf's

but yeah i know what you're saying i said to my ex once u know going for 2 hours isn't necesarily that great for the girl u know, and he's all like no shit? i guess guys have this idea that if they can last for ages it makes them more of a man or something... (too much porn i'm thinking) cause he always seemed dissapointed if it didn't last atleast 40 minutes like to the point where he'd be obsessive about how long he was going and then apologise if it was any less.
but yeah
he was a bit weird.

Kid Presentable

10-26-2006, 09:28 AM

I'm the perfect man.

hellojello

10-26-2006, 09:31 AM

you're a man?!?!?!111

zorra_chiflada

10-26-2006, 09:34 AM

No doubt ;)

is it just me, or is that little winky face a bit creepy?

droppin owns that wink. he has a patent on it.

hellojello

10-26-2006, 09:35 AM

i thought droppin patented the *emoticon that shall never be used*
you know what i'm talking about

zorra_chiflada

10-26-2006, 09:39 AM

he can have it. it's creepy. like the EEK! one. i hate that one too.

i think i hate all of them, except these: :cool: :( :o

Kid Presentable

10-26-2006, 09:48 AM

Because I have no stamina. Get it?

camo

10-26-2006, 09:58 AM

acknowledge as in watch?

well they should do, then they'll be as good as we are at doing it! :D

camo

10-26-2006, 10:18 AM

^^

that reminded me.

i asked my boy once wether he liked it more when he did it himself, as opposed to me doing it. his reply "nah, it's just different." i can accept that.

ha ha

Kerrbear

10-26-2006, 10:37 AM

I'm really into men's hands, and think big, sexy hands can make any guy look hot. So watching a guy with nice hands touch himself is a HUGE turnon. I've often asked my bfs to do it so I can watch.

Otis Driftwood

10-26-2006, 10:45 AM

I'm really into men's hands, and think big, sexy hands can make any guy look hot. So watching a guy with nice hands touch himself is a HUGE turnon. I've often asked my bfs to do it so I can watch.
Haha, this made me think of Mrs Russo in Parker Lewis. I always though she was HOT,HOT,HOT!:p

wanton wench

10-26-2006, 10:50 AM

So watching a guy with nice hands touch himself is a HUGE turnon.
i would agree but i couldnt just watch. maybe for a bit but i would have to join in the fun. (y)

Kerrbear

10-26-2006, 11:12 AM

i would agree but i couldnt just watch. maybe for a bit but i would have to join in the fun. (y)
I'm not even going there. It's all kind of a distant, hazy memory anyway. So sad...

DandyFop

10-26-2006, 11:20 AM

Used to be once a day, sometimes twice...Lately I haven't been as much, probably because I'm having lots of tha sex.

I did break a vibrator once and it started spinning all weird and making a strange noise :/