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HEIRESS
10-26-2006, 10:00 AM
I was helping a friend cover up her winter stock of hay bales for her horse and I was walking around to the other side through this patch of loose hay and I stepped on the stupid big black bastard of a pot belly pig that was taking a little nap all tucked under the hay

normally this thing squeals up a storm if you just make eye contact with it, but sweet lord I almost shit my pants when that thing started hollaring after I stepped on its backside

:(
fraserallison
10-26-2006, 10:01 AM
well done so did i
Rock
10-26-2006, 10:03 AM
My friends pig is the scariest thing ever. He used to be a cute little thing. Now he is as wide as he is tall and is starting to grow tusks, and everytime he walks by me, I get a little nervous.

The day they brought him home as a wee one, they fed him bacon. Mad Pig yo, mad pig.
Dorothy Wood
10-26-2006, 10:08 AM
oink
QueenAdrock
10-26-2006, 10:10 AM
The day they brought him home as a wee one, they fed him bacon. Mad Pig yo, mad pig.

I did that to my friend's pet potbelly pig (who lived in his house in Suburbia!). My friend got upset with me, but deep down I think appreciated the humor.
monkey
10-26-2006, 10:12 AM
awwwwwwwwwwwwww
jabumbo
10-26-2006, 10:33 AM
fuck the police
Yeti
10-26-2006, 10:36 AM
http://squealpiggie.ytmnd.com/
Planetary
10-26-2006, 10:36 AM
big black bastard

banned.
The Notorious LOL
10-26-2006, 01:36 PM
thats one of those things not many people can say and warrants a thread based off the title alone.
HEIRESS
10-26-2006, 01:41 PM
true that.

Its also fun to get horseshit all over the bottom of your shoes and then go out to dinner and see the waitress wrinkle her nose everytime she has to come to your table
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The Notorious LOL
10-26-2006, 01:47 PM
my dad had a pet pig once. Hes an animal whisperer I swear. He also had a bunny which he claims would fall asleep when he asked what time it was...like on command or some shit.
Waldorf
10-26-2006, 04:23 PM
I know how you feel. I've lost 30% of my hearing thanks to Miss Piggy.
DipDipDive
10-26-2006, 04:59 PM
I'm majorly jealous. :o
ericlee
10-26-2006, 05:07 PM
One of my old army buddies raises wild pigs and later he slaughters them.

I went to his house for a pig roast one day and got to see the whole process of the slaughter. He took a 357 and shot it right between the eyes and then hung it up and skinned it and gutted it.

I think that's the best pork I've ever had.
Randetica
10-26-2006, 06:07 PM
banned.


LOLOMFG!
Randetica
10-26-2006, 06:09 PM
oink


for a second i thought your rat oinked..fucking gross
paul jones
10-27-2006, 01:37 AM
my sister collects pig stuff,like pigs made out of plastic,china etc
Yeti
10-27-2006, 07:52 AM
http://www.getodd.com/Merchant2/merchant.mv?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=GF&Product_Code=ps134509&Category_Code=piggen