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Bob
10-26-2006, 04:48 PM
i'm almost positive i made a thread like this last year but i need another one. i've got a party in about 2 hours, i need something clever, and something easy that can be made out of things you'll find in a normal house.

i was thinking along the lines of a slutty something that's not normally slutty. cuz you know how girls go as slutty nurses and slutty cops and shit like that. i wanna do something conventionally unslutty. slutty lawyer is the obvious choice, but i don't know how to accurately convey that. slutty judge too, but i don't have a robe. maybe a slutty doctor? slutty scientist? i could buy a lab coat and smear lipstick all over it or something.

i don't know, help me guys

ericlee
10-26-2006, 04:53 PM
wear your underwear on the outside of your pants and you can go as a slutty inmate

iceygirl
10-26-2006, 05:03 PM
leave the top couple buttons on your shirt undone and superglue some pubic hair to your chest ... wear some tight pants and shove a sock in your drawers and you can go as a slutty whatever you want.

Waldorf
10-26-2006, 05:03 PM
dear Bob:

be a zombie. zombie is easy (it's all in a bit of face paint). if you must also be slutty, be a zombie hooker. (I've been with my share of undead hookers but that's a story for another time. Doh-hohohho!)

sincerely,
Waldorf

iceygirl
10-26-2006, 05:05 PM
i am going to a halloween wedding.

they are goign to carry the bride down teh aisle in a casket.

Bob
10-26-2006, 05:22 PM
the only thing i can think of is wearing a sign that says "sexy" or maybe "sex-e" on my back, and when people ask what i am i can say "i'm bringing sexy back"

that's far too lame but i'm willing to do it as a last resort. i guess technically i should tape "sexy" onto something that i can actually bring, so that saying "i'm bringing sexyback" would make sense.

help me out guys

beastieangel01
10-26-2006, 05:31 PM
i guess technically i should tape "sexy" onto something that i can actually bring, so that saying "i'm bringing sexyback" would make sense.

help me out guys

I like that idea. And just wear some booty shorts and twist the center of your shirt, pull up and in to the neck hole and down (to make a top like bikini) and wear some lipstick. tease your hair a little. you're good (y)

ericlee
10-26-2006, 05:33 PM
Just drink a shitload of beer and go as a drunk person...


Really, I don't know what to think of..

Dorothy Wood
10-26-2006, 05:39 PM
zombie is easy. or dead guy. sexy dead guy. umm, or a beat up guy. give yourself a black eye with makeup and put some blood dripping out of the corner of your mouth.

or a dead farmer. a sexy dead farmer. you have any plaid shirts? jeans, overalls, or suspenders. although jeans and a plaid shirt would do it. and a hat. some hay. something like that.

orrrr, tom cruise in risky business. underpants and a button down and socks.

Bob
10-26-2006, 05:46 PM
well, i have to walk outside to get to the place, so i'm not going anywhere in my underwear

i've been pregaming (repeatedly taking shots of bourbon) since i've made this post and the drunker i get, the more i like the idea of the sexyback costume. but i really don't think taping "sexy" on my back is gonna work, i really want to actually BRING sexy back

can anyone think of anything that i could bring that i could call "sexyback" and people would look at it and go "haha!"? i'm wracking my brain.

i've got a white shirt (although it's kind of nice, so i don't want to mark it up too much) and a white t-shirt and khakis and a black belt so i mean i can copy what he's wearing pretty much but really the difference between "that's lame" and "that's so lame it's funny" is the punchline. i really gotta BRING something that's sexyback

ericlee
10-26-2006, 05:55 PM
go dressed up in the 80's style. Find the brightest shirt you have or a button up and pop the collar. French roll your pants, feather your hair..

monkey
10-26-2006, 06:18 PM
ive got a party, so i just pulled together an outfit too! im going as an s&m witch. meaning, im wearing a black dress, a witch hat with metal things on it, and im carrying handcuffs. oooo.

i decided i hate halloween this year.

Randetica
10-26-2006, 06:24 PM
Just drink a shitload of beer and go as a drunk person...


Really, I don't know what to think of..



that made me lol and im not even drunk wtf?

Dorothy Wood
10-26-2006, 06:25 PM
you could bring a library book/DVD/VIDEO titled "sexy". and say to people, "here, I brought sexy back" and hand it to them. you have to take it back though and say, "wait, I need sexy back". LOLOLOLOL

Caribou
10-26-2006, 06:43 PM
[QUOTE=monkey]ive got a party, so i just pulled together an outfit too! im going as an s&m witch. /QUOTE]

I first read sammich, and then saw S&M and thought of a S&M sandwich. :s

Bob
10-26-2006, 10:32 PM
you could bring a library book/DVD/VIDEO titled "sexy". and say to people, "here, I brought sexy back" and hand it to them. you have to take it back though and say, "wait, I need sexy back". LOLOLOLOL

that's a pretty good idea, only i'm not sure that i could get that book back

i ended up going with the sign on the back and the dressing up like justin timberlake idea. i don't think anyone especialy noticed but i did walk a lesbian home, so

Dorothy Wood
10-26-2006, 10:40 PM
nice work. you know, sometimes lesbians accidentally make out with dudes.

Bob
10-26-2006, 10:46 PM
i'm not actually totally convinced she's a lesbian. i think she's a lesbian based off of her facebook profile which says she's in a relationship with a woman, and has a bunch of lesbian/homosexual rights related stuff in it, so i mean, i drew the reasonable conclusion that she's a lesbian but i dunno, she seems drawn to me, maybe she's extremely sarcastic.

clearly i'm not about to do anything about it because that's just what i do but i dunno, i dunno

i'm a weird guy

Dorothy Wood
10-26-2006, 10:50 PM
bob, why don't you be on myspace? that's where the sluts are. and you can be my friend then and I can look at you whenever I want. :mad:

Bob
10-26-2006, 11:03 PM
i'm on facebook, which is like myspace, only it's called facebook

i signed up for myspace but i was too lazy to figure out how to set up my page

facebook holds your hand through it much better

but if you know sluts, well, maybe i'll have a look

dirtgirl
10-26-2006, 11:20 PM
She could very well be bi.

If you like slutty girls, myspace is the place to be. It's really easy to set up a basic page too...try it again. It's also useful for finding and reconnecting with old friends and keeping up with friends. It's kind of an "all about me" attitude which can get old when people play themselves up a lot, so I try not to bother with profiles of people who aren't already my friends. I also like to use tribe.net which is more about networking through various groups with shared interest. I spend way too much time being social on the net.

Dorothy Wood
10-26-2006, 11:22 PM
i'm on facebook, which is like myspace, only it's called facebook

i signed up for myspace but i was too lazy to figure out how to set up my page

facebook holds your hand through it much better

but if you know sluts, well, maybe i'll have a look

I signed up for facebook, but then I got bored. it seems like you have to like be part of groups and stuff. so I have no friends and no profile.

Bob
10-26-2006, 11:26 PM
I signed up for facebook, but then I got bored. it seems like you have to like be part of groups and stuff. so I have no friends and no profile.

i dunno, facebook's kind of elitist where it's like, for the opening phase you look kind of pathetic because you have maybe 1-8 friends for a while. like me, i currently have i think 2 friends on my main network (i think i have like 30 overall which still isn't that much, but the first thing people see when they look at my profile is that i have 2 friends)

but i mean, is myspace any different, i dunno

if you have a facebook profile you should totally leave a sequence of messages about how awesome last night's sex was because i'm totally trying to bang this internet broad and anything anyone could do to impress her would be swell

i'm kidding sort of but possibly not really

Randetica
10-26-2006, 11:29 PM
all the bbmbers (except chewie) have myspace

cum and get it sexy tiger

Dorothy Wood
10-26-2006, 11:29 PM
oh. well, maybe tomorrow. I gotta go drink some drinks with some kids.

Bob
10-26-2006, 11:31 PM
oh. well, maybe tomorrow. I gotta go drink some drinks with some kids.

you nonce

i'm british FYI i dont know if i've mentioned that

lyneday
10-27-2006, 10:34 AM
I know I'm a bit late for this .. but incase anyone else wants the idea

Just take a box or shopping bag .. and write 'sexy' on it. Could even use a Victoria's Secret bag. Make a receipt with the 'sexy' item on it ... you're bringing sexy back


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/lyneday/LIVEJOURNAL/myspace/funnies/bringitback.jpg

camo
10-27-2006, 10:35 AM
i'm almost positive i made a thread like this last year but i need another one. i've got a party in about 2 hours, i need something clever, and something easy that can be made out of things you'll find in a normal house.

i was thinking along the lines of a slutty something that's not normally slutty. cuz you know how girls go as slutty nurses and slutty cops and shit like that. i wanna do something conventionally unslutty. slutty lawyer is the obvious choice, but i don't know how to accurately convey that. slutty judge too, but i don't have a robe. maybe a slutty doctor? slutty scientist? i could buy a lab coat and smear lipstick all over it or something.

i don't know, help me guys

D.I.Y store for boiler suit, sport shop/joke shop for hockey mask and fake knife. et voila your now mickey mouse!

QueenAdrock
10-27-2006, 10:41 AM
What the ex did was very easy and very funny:

*button-down shirt, with or without tie
*slacks
*candy bar

Put the candy bar in the shirt pocket. Naturally, people will ask you who you are. Reply that you are a child molestor. Pull out the candy bar for proof.

The girls who asked him were horrified, but the drunk guys all thought it was hilarious.

Loppfessor
10-27-2006, 10:54 AM
Just get one of those "Hello my name is" tags from like Office Max and write something clever on it....one of my friends who used "God" one time....I'm sure you could be more clever than that though

Bob
10-27-2006, 11:18 AM
I know I'm a bit late for this .. but incase anyone else wants the idea

Just take a box or shopping bag .. and write 'sexy' on it. Could even use a Victoria's Secret bag. Make a receipt with the 'sexy' item on it ... you're bringing sexy back


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/lyneday/LIVEJOURNAL/myspace/funnies/bringitback.jpg

haha, that's a good idea. i've got another party this weekend, maybe i'll do that if i can't think of another costume

Dorothy Wood
10-27-2006, 11:21 AM
bob, I want you to pick a different costume.

Bob
10-27-2006, 11:23 AM
ok, MOTHER

what do you think i should do

Dorothy Wood
10-27-2006, 11:24 AM
sexy dead farmer. duh.

Bob
10-27-2006, 11:46 AM
maybe a slutty corpse

another problem with the sexyback costume is that if you're dressed up like justin timberlake, people expect you to be able to dance. they're like "COME ON, LETS SEE SOME MOVES" and i mean i tried, but it was embarassing but everyone was drunk so it's ok

i mean it wasn't like this (http://youtube.com/watch?v=KHaJO9HEp48) or anything but i'm still embarassd to think about it

Pootytang
10-27-2006, 11:48 AM
Maybe a slutty Jehovah's witness.

Bob
10-27-2006, 11:51 AM
Maybe a slutty Jehovah's witness.

haha! i could do that too! i've got black pants, a white shirt, a tie...i'd have to find a backpack and a bible...and i'd have to figure out a way to convey the "slutty" vibe without ruining my shirt (it is a nice shirt)

wait, i'm thinking of mormons...slutty mormon works too, though

Kerrbear
10-27-2006, 11:52 AM
Just leave your fly open.

Dorothy Wood
10-27-2006, 11:53 AM
backpack full of condoms, spilling out, exploding, bursting out of your pockets. fake boner in the pants. or real one, your choice.

Bob
10-27-2006, 12:00 PM
hmm...would i have to wear a black tie, or would a red one work?

http://terran.godmonkey.com/image/wellhello.jpg

and do i have to wear a short sleeved shirt? mine's long sleeve. i'll have to find a copy of the whatever of latter day saints, too...much to do, much to do

DandyFop
10-27-2006, 12:19 PM
I'm pretty excited to have some drunken flight attendant/cowboy sex tonight:cool:

Bob
10-27-2006, 12:20 PM
and my back is green, not black, i don't want to buy a backpack just for one night

QueenAdrock
10-27-2006, 12:35 PM
backpack full of condoms, spilling out, exploding, bursting out of your pockets. fake boner in the pants. or real one, your choice.

I had a hearty lol at that.

And Bob, see if you can borrow a black pack from someone.

I still have to go get knee-high boots. Preferably nice cheap ones.

DandyFop
10-27-2006, 12:47 PM
haha! i could do that too! i've got black pants, a white shirt, a tie...i'd have to find a backpack and a bible...and i'd have to figure out a way to convey the "slutty" vibe without ruining my shirt (it is a nice shirt)

wait, i'm thinking of mormons...slutty mormon works too, though

OMgggg yes be a missionary please.

edit - a gay missionary! I've heard of guys who go on those thing and...well it's lonely, and you're hanging out with one dude for two years straight.

Bob
10-27-2006, 12:48 PM
OMgggg yes be a missionary please.

oh yeah, you live in utah, you can help. would i have to wear a black tie, or would a red one do? do i need short sleeves? would a green backpack work? i have a bible, but not the mormon one

DandyFop
10-27-2006, 12:52 PM
black tie is pretty essential. I think a green bag would work, I would worry about that part. Just put the title "book of mormon" over the bible...and the NAMETAG is essential. "Elder Bob" - http://www.ratcliffefamily.co.uk/images/nametag.jpg

The Notorious LOL
10-27-2006, 01:10 PM
Halloween is sorta gay.

DandyFop
10-27-2006, 01:37 PM
No way! Halloween is the best. THE BEST

The Notorious LOL
10-27-2006, 01:40 PM
Im usually just too lazy to dress up. It can be fun but only if Im doing something EXTRAVAGANT.

abcdefz
10-27-2006, 01:49 PM
Do Mormons observe Halloween?

See -- I think ya got yer quandary there.