I rearranged my bedroom AND the new new hotness in cat nicknames

[Dorothy Wood]

ever since, the cats have been going in there and playing. jumping on stuff and pretending like it's brand new and super exciting. it's LOL. george took a nap with me in there and purred a lot. the new setup IS a lot better though. maybe when I finish it all I'll take photos.

also, george is now often called:

Gordon

Bogan (thanks to this place)

DJ Jazzy Brumblebun

Stinker Pickle

Jub jub

Jardy

Pretty Princess

and mochi is known as:

moch moch

fat baby

fuck face

buttface

lil doodle

jerk

fucking retard

[Caribou]

I pity your cats.

[Dorothy Wood]

you shouldn't, they are loved dearly and have lots of space to run around, bountious windows with generous sills and plenty of crevices to investigate.

[zorra_chiflada]

if i had cats, maybe i could be cool like dorothy :(

[Caribou]

But what if they understand 'human' and know they're being called a fuckface or a retard. Those poor kitties can't reply and they'll get angrier and angrier untill one day you come home from some thing with some guy and you see that they have exploded with fury.

[zorra_chiflada]

joe's cat was mistaken for a girl cat (but it's a boy cat) his name is "rosie." no wonder that cat is so angry and violent, he's trying to prove he's not a girl

[b i o n i c]

haha calling your cat fuck face.

my prefered one is fucking retard when im pissed at the dog.

if i got a new dog i'd call him "stay"

'let's go stay! jump, stay! fetch, stay!' *honk*honk* ok that was dumb

[Dorothy Wood]

But what if they understand 'human' and know they're being called a fuckface or a retard. Those poor kitties can't reply and they'll get angrier and angrier untill one day you come home from some thing with some guy and you see that they have exploded with fury.


no, that one is already an evil maniac. although last night she let me hold her and pet her and she purred. normally she attacks anyone who comes near her. but I'm the cat whisperer. or the pet whisperer I guess. the other day I say, "oh hi puppy" to a dog a customer brought in with her and the doggie let me pet her, and the lady goes, "wow! she likes you! she normally doesn't let anyone touch her!" and I said, "but of course". and took a bow. "it is I, the pet whisperer!"

anyway, mochi is a dick. she's always knocking over glasses of water on my bed. or biting my ankles when I'm just trying to walk through the hall. she earned those names. although she sounds like marge simpson and makes really really weird noises, so she kinda rules.

[QueenAdrock]

omg omg

My kitty is being brought back up from NC on Veteran's Day. Her nickname is Fatty.

I'm all excited to see her again. :)

[backwoods]

I also used to call my cat fuck face, but he's in heaven now. cat heaven. rest in peace, little fuck face. :(

Now I have more to keep me company! I'm like an old lady! (y)

[anahata]

My cat's name is Pete, aka Sneaky Pete, aka P. Kitty:rolleyes: . This info is of course for anybody who gives a rat's ass about my cat's name!

[QueenAdrock]

hahahha P. Kitty.

I like it. (y)

[Loppfessor]

if i had cats, maybe i could be cool like dorothy :(


If I had cats I'd probably give them away...

[QueenAdrock]

That's what Tone said too, but now look at him with his wittle bitty kitty.

[Loppfessor]

Oh crap! Did he wind up keeping that cat???

[QueenAdrock]

I bet he did. And I bet he named him Mr. HARBLZ and feeds him tuna and rocks him to sleep in his arms. Kitties have the effect of turning you from a hard-bitten jackass into a big faggy softie. Look at NLOL. (y)

[skra75]

Mr. HARBLZ

that it so awesome I'm gonna start calling my cat that. the ALLCAPS is vital.

[paul jones]

I used to have a few names for my old cats

[beastieangel01]

DJ Jazzy Brumblebun

FTW!

[Tone Capone]

I bet he did. And I bet he named him Mr. HARBLZ and feeds him tuna and rocks him to sleep in his arms. Kitties have the effect of turning you from a hard-bitten jackass into a big faggy softie. Look at NLOL. (y)

:o
Actually I named her "Bastard Cat" and I buy her cat food now (she really likes it too) :o

[Loppfessor]

^Oh crap did you let it move in too?

[Tone Capone]

^Oh crap did you let it move in too?

No I don't let Bastard Cat in my house but I do pet her once in awhile though.

[Loppfessor]

^I smell a sitcom!!

[Tone Capone]

^I smell a sitcom!!

Yeah and in the next episode, my Hispanic friend Ju comes over to party and is all like "GATO?!?! DIOS MIO!!!!" etc... you know how Ju gets.

[Loppfessor]

Yeah and in the next episode, my Hispanic friend Ju comes over to party and is all like "GATO?!?! DIOS MIO!!!!" etc... you know how Ju gets.


ah man I remember when I was your token Mexican friend...

[Tone Capone]

ah man I remember when I was your token Mexican friend...

:( friends don't move to louisiana:(

[Loppfessor]

:( friends don't move to louisiana:(


OUCH!! you cut me deep just now

[Tone Capone]

OUCH!! you cut me deep just now

OOPS! My bad, I was trying to be all dramatic and stuff :o

[Tone Capone]

Just when i thought this thread couldn't get more gay.

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[Loppfessor]

Don't worry Mute...I have room in my life for many friends. You're still my homie