"put it on the company account"

[HEIRESS]

I was all "woo Im going to a concert tonight with *insert two coworkers names here*"

and its in a town 2.5 hours away

and my boss was all "OHHHHh if you guys drink too much or are too tired to drive back tonight then just stay in a hotel room there and put it on the company account!!"

I wouldnt take her up on that offer but sweeeeet mother

she cares absolutely about spending ridiculous amounts of money, shes nuts I tell you!

[ggirlballa]

buy a bentley(y)

[The Notorious LOL]

I got drunk on the company when I worked at a lawfirm in 2003. It ruled.

[DipDipDive]

This is the unabridged version of taking a shit while on the clock.

Do the damn thing. (y)

[backwoods]

Only in Canada. Jesus, damn Canadians are too dang nice to each other.

[Dorothy Wood]

dude man, milk that shit.

[backwoods]

it may be a test...

[Dorothy Wood]

man, come on, that's like when I'm driving with my boss to home depot and he's all, "you want some taco bell?" and I'm all, "hell yes" and he's all, "cool", and then we get it and I get the most expensive meal there! and it's too much, so then I go, "you want to eat my taco?" and he goes, "I would love to eat your taco". and we both snicker. and then he sees some creepy guy on the street and goes, "hey, there's your new boyfriend". and then we buy pneumatic tool accessories and high five. and I say, "hey, don't you think you want a shop vac too?" and he's like, "yeah, probs". and then we get a shop vac.

[Dr Deaf]

man, come on, that's like when I'm driving with my boss to home depot and he's all, "you want some taco bell?" and I'm all, "hell yes" and he's all, "cool", and then we get it and I get the most expensive meal there! and it's too much, so then I go, "you want to eat my taco?" and he goes, "I would love to eat your taco". and we both snicker. and then he sees some creepy guy on the street and goes, "hey, there's your new boyfriend". and then we buy pneumatic tool accessories and high five. and I say, "hey, don't you think you want a shop vac too?" and he's like, "yeah, probs". and then we get a shop vac.

^that's exactly what its like.

i think your boss is 100% sincere about the offer. she realizes kids today can get a little crazy. she wants her team back alive and in one piece. you're an asset to the company and here and there, she's willing to up the ante a bit.

maybe, you'll have to reimburse her, but probably not. worst case scenario it's $175 / 3 and everyone gets home safe and sound. company expense accounts generate lots of dollars. i think it's great she's extended this perk to you guys.

have fun, stay the night.

who you seeing, sloan?

[jackrock]

3 people? pay for a two bed, then things will get freaky!

[HOTWIFE]

i expensed lunch today with some coworker buds. So basically, they PAID me to get shitty! alright i only had 2 drinks but i could have had more!