What would you do if a Zombie epidemic began?

[backwoods]

I think I would get a bunch of canisters and fill them up at a gas station and head towards Maine. Hit up a gun store on the way of course. Probably rob a small-town grocery store someplace where there isn't a riot or Zombie situation yet.

[zorra_chiflada]

i'm one step ahead of you!

i'm already prepared with blunt objects AND sharp objects all around me.

[backwoods]

gasoline, canned goods, a 12 guage and 20 boxes of shotgun shells, and a working car with 4wd. all you need. blunt objects are fine If your shaun of the dead but I don't fuck around see.

[Bob]

jump off a building

what could "victory" possibly be

[backwoods]

I would want to live to become the "john connor" esque leader of a band of stragglers. Move to Alaska, fish and shit. Wait for the zombies to eat each other.

[zorra_chiflada]

i'd get a flame thrower hooked up with a supersoaker and some gasoline and a lighter

[ggirlballa]

shit my pants

[backwoods]

i'd get a flame thrower hooked up with a supersoaker and some gasoline and a lighter

that's what I'm fucking talking about. there are only a few situations where this seems like a good idea, why not take advantage of it.

[Bob]

I would want to live to become the "john connor" esque leader of a band of stragglers. Move to Alaska, fish and shit. Wait for the zombies to eat each other.

fuck that, too much work, death's easier

i'm staunchly anti-suicide but zombie apocalypse is to me, one of the few acceptable situations

[zorra_chiflada]

cricket bat, golf club, iron, guitar, cleavers, circular saw

[backwoods]

cricket bat, golf club, iron, guitar, cleavers, circular saw

lol guitar. I hope it's acoustic.

[zorra_chiflada]

fuck that, too much work, death's easier

i'm staunchly anti-suicide but zombie apocalypse is to me, one of the few acceptable situations

YOU GODDAMNNED PUSSY

jesus, it is the best opportunity you'd ever get to use objects and hit people with them really hard.

[zorra_chiflada]

fire pokers

[Bob]

YOU GODDAMNNED PUSSY

jesus, it is the best opportunity you'd ever get to use objects and hit people with them really hard.

well i mean yeah, obviously i'd kill a few motherfuckers before i go, but once i get bored of that, i'd probably off myself. waaaayyyy too much work just to survive and for what? for nothing, that's what

of course i'm still in law school, so i dunno maybe i'd fight

[backwoods]

also only real chance to blow the heads off of rotting people with a shotgun.

[backwoods]

running out of fuel and food is really the scary part, not the zombies. it's the collapse of civilization part that is worrisome.

[zorra_chiflada]

running out of fuel and food is really the scary part, not the zombies. it's the collapse of civilization part that is worrisome.

yeah

[Bob]

also only real chance to blow the heads off of rotting people with a shotgun.

or just people in general

i hope the FBI didn't see that

[pip07]

move to canada?

[befsquire]

i'll need a machete, pickaxe, and claw hammer. for fun, i'll take a bow and arrows.

if i were macgyver, i'd only need toothpicks, floss, and a floor lamp.

[Waus]

Home defense is only a short-term plan, so I'd probably gather enough food and water from the neighbors I had left to sit-out the initial chaos.

Once it seemed like things had settled down a bit, most people in the near vicinity where gone/zombies, I'd prepare for the journey to find a group of survivors and a stronghold.

Weapons would mostly be blunt objects. Knives/swords/axes tend to get stuck and might leave you tugging to get one back in a crowd. Firearms run out of ammo and can jam.


There's plenty of food out there that's non-perishable, just considering the amount we produce and then suddenly having the population drop 85%. A clean water supply might be tricky, but it's still do-able.

[ET]

Depends on the kind of zombies we're talking about here. If it's 28 Days Later zombies I'd probably be bitten before I could prepare. If it's classic zombies I'd have to steal a combine (see here!) (http://www.ecy.wa.gov/programs/air/aginfo/images/Combine.jpg) and plow the fuck out of them. All the while listening to John Denver's Thank God I'm a Country Boy like Pauli Shore in Son in Law.

[Kerrbear]

I think I would get a bunch of canisters and fill them up at a gas station and head towards Maine.

Only Stephen King would think Maine was a good idea. I lived there for four years, you'll be dead of hypothermia by mid-November. I'm heading south, to spend my last days drinking looted rum and having freaky doomsday sex on a nice warm beach.

[Waus]

Only Stephen King would think Maine was a good idea. I lived there for four years, you'll be dead of hypothermia by mid-November. I'm heading south, to spend my last days drinking looted rum and having freaky doomsday sex on a nice warm beach.


On the other hand, if you could find a powered outpost way up north you could probably survive there pretty easily. Zombies tend to freeze up in cold weather since they don't have the sense to wear any kind of warm clothing.

::edit::
where the hell is beastieangel01 on this, this is her THING!

[synch]

Barricade myself into a shopping mall untill a bunch of bikers break the barricade and then have a food fight.

[Drederick Tatum]

I would run to the hills. I would run for my life.

[paul jones]

zombies can't climb stairs so I'd just stay upstairs most of the time and be careful when I went out to hunt for food(y)

[na§tee]

join the enemy.

[pip07]

Anyone ever see "Zombie Movie"?

http://www.2chums.com/

[jackrock]

I'd go on a crazy rampage, knives, wooden poles, y'know the deal. All the while listening to the Apocalypse Now soundtrack.

[Dorothy Wood]

I'd steal a fucking ship with cannons.

[fucktopgirl]

a fucking slingshot and some bean...yea i am fucking dangerous!

[yooooo]

i would rape a non-zombie women to lose my virginity before i die

[Freebasser]

I'd be killed by a zombie.

[kleptomaniac]

probably stop by and say hi :)

[Mush Mouth]

dobn bda tablkin bout thbem zombies. Mby pbal Fbata Alburtt bde ebabtin thebm bibtchbes.

[monkey]

i would try to kill the zombies all the while attempting to massively overthrow the zombies and recreate civilization. because i would succeed, because i rule at life and zombies are easy to destroy, i would become the new president of the world. then we would kumbaya.

[Randetica]

i would yell thriller and grab my crotch and just see what happens

[The Notorious LOL]

didnt adam f do this thread like two months ago?

[befsquire]

^ ouch.

[jennyb]

I'd run to the roof of my local shopping mall.

[befsquire]

dobn bda tablkin bout thbem zombies. Mby pbal Fbata Alburtt bde ebabtin thebm bibtchbes.
christ. are you for real with this?

don't. just don't.

[synch]

He/she/it edited it too.

[paul jones]

Dawn Of The Dead.....FREE with today's News Of The World!(y)

[Dr Deaf]

christ. are you for real with this?

don't. just don't.


wasn't it donald that talked like that anyway? my old buddy flip the newf used to talk like that all the time. i kinda liked it.

zombie apocolypse wise: i'd secure a bunch of AR-15s a shit load of HKs and a dozen boxes of ammo. then i'd secure a fuel efficient small sized RV and outfit a la a team style with checker plate and steel mesh. i drop into a drive-in grocery store and load up on food, beer, water and cigs.

after that i'd just start killing until every last zombie was dead. i become the president of the new world and ride around town on an elephant when the weather was nice.

[backwoods]

didnt adam f do this thread like two months ago?


it's halloween time, and I have almost no-memory of anything when I visit this board. yarrr!!!

[Mush Mouth]

christ. are you for real with this?

don't. just don't.

whbat? I dbon't ubnderstband.

[Bob]

it's just norcen guys, don't worry

[backwoods]

somewhat unrelated, yet mildly entertaining and also relating to zombies (http://www.zspn.net/)