apparently i make a very convincing mormon

[Bob]

i went out tonight dressed up as a mormon for various halloween parties (had the white shirt, black pants, i drew a very realistic nametag, i bought the book of mormon...bars wouldn't let me in with my backpack though, that had to stay behind), and my schtick was, obviously, to try to convert people to mormonism...ology...whatever, and i'm almost embarassed to admit this, but way too many people thought i was serious. like i was just some dude, tagging along with people to parties for the purpose of trying to convert people.

even though the people i was tagging along with were dressed as N.W.A. pictures were taken, not on my camera, but i'll get them, i hope

but yeah, apparently i look like a mormon missionary. i dunno what to think about that

[befsquire]

see, i was thinking you'd make a good orthodox jew. start preparing for next year, and grow the curly sideburns and the long beard, and then we'll compare photos and see which one is more convincing.

[paul jones]

i went out tonight dressed up as a mormon for various halloween parties (had the white shirt, black pants, i drew a very realistic nametag, i bought the book of mormon...bars wouldn't let me in with my backpack though, that had to stay behind), and my schtick was, obviously, to try to convert people to mormonism...ology...whatever, and i'm almost embarassed to admit this, but way too many people thought i was serious. like i was just some dude, tagging along with people to parties for the purpose of trying to convert people.

even though the people i was tagging along with were dressed as N.W.A. pictures were taken, not on my camera, but i'll get them, i hope

but yeah, apparently i look like a mormon missionary. i dunno what to think about that

Is Mormon short for More Money?.....like in Mo' Money

[Bob]

but seriously though, i was talking to these girls, and i go, "have you accepted the lord and savior jesus christ into your life?" and they go "no, are you even allowed to drink?" and i go "yes, mormons are allowed to drink on halloween, its um, mosiah 10:19" and they go "well, we like to fuck a lot, so what do you think of that" and i go "well that depends, how do you feel about polygamy" and i mean just really obvious "lol i have a vague understanding of mormonism" type responses, and they ask "so wait, are you really a mormon?" and i say "well, what do you think?" and they go "well i mean, you're just very...deadpan"

and it's true, i am pretty deadpan but i didn't know that that equaled mormon

i dunno, maybe i should try to keep this up. just wear the nametag and uniform everywhere i go

[paul jones]

but seriously though, i was talking to these girls, and i go, "have you accepted the lord and savior jesus christ into your life?" and they go "no, are you even allowed to drink?" and i go "yes, mormons are allowed to drink on halloween, its um, mosiah 10:19" and they go "well, we like to fuck a lot, so what do you think of that" and i go "well that depends, how do you feel about polygamy" and i mean just really obvious "lol i have a vague understanding of mormonism" type responses, and they ask "so wait, are you really a mormon?" and i say "well, what do you think?" and they go "well i mean, you're just very...deadpan"

and it's true, i am pretty deadpan but i didn't know that that equaled mormon

i dunno, maybe i should try to keep this up. just wear the nametag and uniform everywhere i go
are mormons allowed to masturbate over the boobies thread?

[Bob]

and they go "well, we like to fuck a lot, so what do you think of that" and i go "well that depends, how do you feel about polygamy"

you may be wondering at this point why i'm home alone on the internet instead of having sex with those girls

apparently you don't know me very well if you're wondering that

[paul jones]

you may be wondering at this point why i'm home alone on the internet instead of having sex with those girls

apparently you don't know me very well if you're wondering that
go and fuck the bitchiz G !(y)

[Bob]

i will say this though: i'm glad i decided against going with the sexyback costume again, because sexyback played like 10 nonconsecutive times, and you just know that every time it played, they'd be looking at the kid in the sexyback costume and go "COME ON!" until violence ensued

so well done as far as that goes, at least

[befsquire]

good thing you didn't go as the crow. everyone does it, trying to be all sexy and to hook up, and it's just lame.

[ET]

and i go "yes, mormons are allowed to drink on halloween, its um, mosiah 10:19" and they go "well, we like to fuck a lot, so what do you think of that" and i go

and you're supposed to go "THIS IS JUST A COSTUME COME N RIDE THIS DICK, GURL!"

Oh well, maybe next year. Or Tuesday.

[Bob]

well i did ask them if they'd like to get married but they didn't seem to go for it

i dunno though, it was sort of a college party, and way too old for that now. ok, i'm only 22, i'm not too old for it, but it was never really my scene and with all the changing that law school's done to my personality so far in the course of a month or two, it's even less my scene than it used to be

[DandyFop]

I'm glad you did it...can't wait to see pictures.

Last night at the bar there was a guy dressed up as a sister missionary...jesus he was the ugliest woman I've ever seen.

[monkey]

i dunno though, it was sort of a college party, and way too old for that now. ok, i'm only 22, i'm not too old for it, but it was never really my scene and with all the changing that law school's done to my personality so far in the course of a month or two, it's even less my scene than it used to be

i feel this way when i go out with some of my friends. it's a very strange feeling. i feel a little too old sometimes.


you post pics of your costume.

[kleptomaniac]

you may be wondering at this point why i'm home alone on the internet instead of having sex with those girls

remember that time you got lucky on new years bob?!

good thing you didn't go as the crow. everyone does it, trying to be all sexy and to hook up, and it's just lame.

*snickers*

[befsquire]

i've been waiting for someone to get that.

hell on earth 2006.

[Dorothy Wood]

sounds like those girls were stupid.

when I was waiting in an endless bathroom line, there was this guy dressed up as some awkward 70's clumsy lounge singer type person...I don't know. but he remained in character the whole time and he sounded woody allen-esque and kept knocking stuff over. and he was like, "oh my, oh goodness, girls make me very nervous" and I kept poking him. and then I let this guy take a picture of my lifting up my skirt. and he pretended to pass out, so then I kicked him in his belly. :(

anyway, long story short, I'd bang a mormon.

[Yeti]

I really thought you were saying that you made a convincing moron. Now, that I think of it, mormon/moron--whats the difference.

[beastieangel01]

yeah those girls sound pretty lame.

I got asked to dance a lot this weekend by men that were not in costume. That's so not cool, especially considering I was. Denied.

Bob should have been a hit at the party. Though I did see a lot of mormons this year.

[fucktopgirl]

i will say this though: i'm glad i decided against going with the sexyback costume again, because sexyback played like 10 nonconsecutive times, and you just know that every time it played, they'd be looking at the kid in the sexyback costume and go "COME ON!" until violence ensued

so well done as far as that goes, at least


What is the costume of sexyback?

[HEIRESS]

I had a sweet 70's socialite costume lined up but a wave of depression hit me saturday morning so I hide from all my friends and didnt go out to a dance Id already purchased a ticket for

I have mormon friends and they are lovely.

[kleptomaniac]

hmm i thought it said moron too :/


i've been waiting for someone to get that.

hell on earth 2006.

i feel bad i actually laughed at this part in the show... (http://uk.news.yahoo.com/29102006/364/irwin-s-widow-devastated-south-park-parody.html)

[befsquire]

i laughed too. but they told him it was too soon, and then he said he was steve irwin and he had to leave because he wasn't in costume. i think it was funny. it's everywhere already anyway.

"Let's hope none of Steve's fans who keep poisonous animals happen to find the addresses of those behind the show and leave them a nice surprise." <-- sounds like a threat.