Jagshemash!

[Borat]

Hallo!

My name Borat. I am new to internets. My cousin Daniyal sell me cheep komputer for sex with my sister. Nice! :D It come with mouse, keysboard and flopp-disk drive, and it run on alkahol (y)

I am here for to make new friends in America for chit-chat, marrige and sex-in-mouth, why not? If you have a big boobys, i like. No men.Sex in anus is forbidden in my family.

I am liking the beestie boys for 2 years now, but i find out they are jew and now not so much. fight foryour rite to party is disco favorite in old town though. Yes, sexy time! :D :D

What you like? Thanksyou!:)

[beastiegirrl101]

hi5!

[Borat]

heheh hi5! hi5!

You are the beestiegirl, yes? Are you jew?

[beastiegirrl101]

heheh hi5! hi5!

You are the beestiegirl, yes? Are you jew?

No, I'm a dego.

[Borat]

What is dego?:confused:

[befsquire]

i don't know who is behind this alias, but you have an opportunity to make it great. please don't disappoint.

[Drederick Tatum]

this would've been good in 2001.

[beastiegirrl101]

What is dego?:confused:

guinne, wop, dego...ya know...Italian.

and I agree with Bef.

[b i o n i c]

borat! i sended threes bottle goat milk wiss cousin petr. he poot in his suitcaise be for he get on plane. i let him uses my wife for breasts pillow and sexes all nights.

[mp-seventythree]

Hi Damaja

[Caribou]

Can I touch your Hram?

[TAL]

Sacha Baron Cohen and what he does is very unfunny. So is an alias trying to be Borat.

[Ally Al]

i don't know who is behind this alias, but you have an opportunity to make it great. please don't disappoint.


i think whoever it is has already done that unfortunately

[Borat]

Yes, i make many good friends already!:D

i am still to be getting used to internets, so forgive me if i am slow to respond, but i am struggling with englush keysboard. what is this letter, %? We know have this letter in my country :confused: also, how many times should i rotate my hard-drive to be reaching full speed copasity?

i like italians - a proud fashist country like my own. We bury the jew together, yes? hehe hi5! (y)

[DipDipDive]

this would've been good in 2001.

ha.

[Mush Mouth]

Whtba hapbin Borbibat? Whatba is Jabgshebmash?

[Borat]

2001 is space oddysea, yes? i find this moviefilm very confusing. it was funny? i did not laugh. :confused:

I laughed with polise academy.

[fucktopgirl]

Hi Damaja

its not him, he is in the army training right now..

[DandyFop]

It's just Ferdidnandork or whatever all over again

Yeah,very good weekend.Very good vynils.Very good end of holydays.

[ericlee]

It's just Ferdidnandork or whatever all over again

The "I shit in the milk" kid? Yeah, he made that poll of the 5 best beastie's albums in the bf section recently.

[DandyFop]

Horrible Monsters who only can say his own Name.They are horribles!!!

yup

[Lyman Zerga]

i think it's the real borat

[camo]

Hi borat, how is your sisters business going? Are you seeing enough improvements for a decent challenge for the number one position?

wawaweewa!

[Freebasser]

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[Borat]

Hi borat, how is your sisters business going? Are you seeing enough improvements for a decent challenge for the number one position?

wawaweewa!

You means my sister, Natalia? She is not so good. She suffer parasite in womb, but it ok - my brother Dimitri, he fill in for her til she return from hospice.

He already number 3 prostitute in Kazakhstan - many sex in mouth! Yes? :D

[Borat]

.

Why you go? you no want to be my friend? In Kazakhstan this is great insult :(

[Freebasser]

You aren't funny.

[Helvete]

Not very funny, fella. Borat isn't even new.

And I am quite offended someone would suggest it is me, and you should know that I have very little computer time in the Army now, maybe 1 hour or so a week. I barely have time to do normal stuff, let alone create retarded aliases.

[Big Gus]

They at least tried...

A Bruno alias would be funnier...

Anyway hope your doing OK in the Forces Private Pile!

[Pres Zount]

christ.

[Loppfessor]

Not very funny, fella. Borat isn't even new.

And I am quite offended someone would suggest it is me, and you should know that I have very little computer time in the Army now, maybe 1 hour or so a week. I barely have time to do normal stuff, let alone create retarded aliases.


Army?? WTF???

[Helvete]

Yeah, it's part of the military, where you get trained to be a soldier and learn things like killing people and living from a Bergen for a month in places like Iraq.

[Loppfessor]

^No shit....when did you become associated with it

[Helvete]

^No shit....when did you become associated with it
Well, I'm into my 3rd week of basic now, it's going okay, nothing that hard at all really, PT is tough though. It's pretty good and I hope I don't get injured or anything as I have a bit of a shin problem today.

[Loppfessor]

Since when do they let you go on line in basic training?

[camo]

You means my sister, Natalia? She is not so good. She suffer parasite in womb, but it ok - my brother Dimitri, he fill in for her til she return from hospice.

He already number 3 prostitute in Kazakhstan - many sex in mouth! Yes? :D

is it your parasite?

[Pres Zount]

Didn't they have the internet in the seventies?

[Borat]

We had internet in 1973, only it is not internet it is Kazakhweb. it have a three pages and two of those are webaddress on submarine modelling. At 2000 and 4 we only have Kazakhweb, but then internet arrive when village buy bigger generaytor (y)

[Pres Zount]

What region are you from, my man?

[Borat]

I am from village named Balkuduk in a west Kazakhstan. It is nice here :D

It used to be not so good, but then gypsies are all kidnap and burned at stake so now it good. hi5!

Are you from US and A?

[Yeti]

Hey, you can't be typing right now......you are on Stern at this very moment.

[Pres Zount]

I am from village named Balkuduk in a west Kazakhstan. It is nice here :D

It used to be not so good, but then gypsies are all kidnap and burned at stake so now it good. hi5!

Are you from US and A?

I'm pretty sure they did nuclear testing there.

[Borat]

Yes, this is pre-recorded of interview with mr. Stern. I want promote my moviefilm in US and A and mr. Stern very nice man, he help me. If my movie is not a success, I will be execute!

He ask me how many time a day I touch my, khram, I reply many. this is good topic conversation in Kazakhtsan. mr. Stern memories me of my country, he look like my mother (y)

[Borat]

I'm pretty sure they did nuclear testing there.

Yes; Very good! In great war, nuclear bum is tested on gypsyes and communist. drinking water is not safe for another 32 year. You know much about Kazakhstan, would you like visit? :D

[Helvete]

Since when do they let you go on line in basic training?
Since I was too good to waste all my skills on just being a soldier. While all the retards are in their basic English and Math skills classes, I get to do these really easy computer courses that take me like 10 minutes to do when you have 45 minutes to do them, so I spend the rest of the time surfing.

[Loppfessor]

^Interesting....but if you were really that smart you wouldn't be in the Army ;)

[Helvete]

^Interesting....but if you were really that smart you wouldn't be in the Army ;)
Admittedly true, but my laziness at school played a part, otherwise I would have become an officer after going to college or whatever. Still would have joined the Army though.

[Yeti]

Yes, this is pre-recorded of interview with mr. Stern.

Not true.....but you aren't the sharpest tool in the shed.

[Loppfessor]

Admittedly true, but my laziness at school played a part, otherwise I would have become an officer after going to college or whatever. Still would have joined the Army though.

I hear you on that one...I was just teasing though. I almost joined the Army but my best friend's dad told me I was too smart for that and that I should go Air Force....so I did