View Full Version : I am awesome at karaoke
DandyFop
11-01-2006, 02:23 AM
Tonight we went to "Scary-oake" at our normal bar and I rocked the house. I sang Devil Went Down to Georgia which just was normal and then I sang Everybody (Backstreet Boys) with my friend and I just started being like "EVERYBODY, SNAKES SNAKES SNAKES, MOTHERFUCKIN SNAKES" and everyone laughed and then I sang "The Greatest Love Of All", you know the "I believe the children are our future" song and I kinda did rapper moves and sang real high while my friend sang normal AND PEOPLE LAUGHING IS SO FUCKING AMAZING AND I WISH I COULD DO IT FOR A LIVING OMGGGGG
P.S. If you ever do karaoke don't sing a fucking ballad unless you do it funny because everybody there will hate YOU
I'm not even drunk just excited that people laughed lol
b i o n i c
11-01-2006, 02:34 AM
yes yes b!
i wish i couldve seen it!@ i know you kicked it right. word to our moms
Kid Presentable
11-01-2006, 03:04 AM
My last night at this job is tonight(Karaoke night). Bertil, the guy who looks like a paedophile with jam-jar glasses and a thousand yard stare, has offered to do the chorus of Walk this Way if I do the verses.
Borat
11-01-2006, 06:34 AM
YMC and A! :D (y)
monkey
11-01-2006, 08:52 AM
oh i went kareoking on monday night! i also realized i rule at kareoke. i got a standing ovation for paul revere. i was quite drunk for the first time in a long time and it was fantastic. then i sang a million other songs and someone told me i should be the next britney spears. hmmmm.
Loppfessor
11-01-2006, 09:02 AM
^probably didn't have anything to do with you being an attractive drunk girl at a bar....dudes never tell them lies!
QueenAdrock
11-01-2006, 09:16 AM
oh i went kareoking on monday night! i also realized i rule at kareoke. i got a standing ovation for paul revere. i was quite drunk for the first time in a long time and it was fantastic. then i sang a million other songs and someone told me i should be the next britney spears. hmmmm.
(y) I was drunk when I first did karaoke and I did No Sleep Till Brooklyn. It was only after that that I realized that Paul Revere would have been a more awesome choice. Cuz I fuckin' rock at that song and it's a hard one to keep up with.
I don't think I'd do karaoke unless I was inebriated. I'm shy in front of people. But after a few beers I'm all YES YES Y'ALL AND YOU DON'T STOP! :cool:
In Amarillo Karaoke seems to be popular. I see signs all over town in front of bars.
When I lived in Richmond, Va a girl I worked with would have a karaoke party a couple times a year. They were really fun but mostly funny. I found that my voice is suited for old country. I can sing the hell out of Long Haired Country Boy by Charlie Daniels, Hank Sr's Hey Good Lookin', Merle Haggard's Okie from Muskokee and All My Ex's Live in Texas by George Strait.
My mixed up Ohio/Virginia southern draw is suited for oulaw country.
PS-a flamboyant gay guy from work would have everyone rolling after he got some drinks in him and would sing Cher songs.
monkey
11-01-2006, 10:02 AM
people get quite impressed when a girl can do beastie boys songs without missing a beat and without looking at that screen. it's my new favorite thing to be proud of. hahahahaha.
icy manipulator
11-01-2006, 10:13 AM
i find that the worse the song you do the better it is on kareoke. last time i did it i did Barbie Girl with 2 of my friends sisters. it was bloody hilarious. there's footage of it floating around somewhere. last time i did Down Under too, really popular at the place i used to go to.
beastiegirrl101
11-01-2006, 10:19 AM
people get quite impressed when a girl can do beastie boys songs without missing a beat and without looking at that screen. it's my new favorite thing to be proud of. hahahahaha.
agreed.
I sing Get It Together every chance I get...and I kick ass at it.
beastiegirrl101
11-01-2006, 10:25 AM
I was wondering how long it would take before you posted here.
yea? well...there you have it.
Happy Anniversary.
monkey
11-01-2006, 10:29 AM
agreed.
I sing Get It Together every chance I get...and I kick ass at it.
next time you're in ny, you got a date with me and the mic.
cosmo105
11-01-2006, 10:38 AM
one time i did a really offensive version of "tears in heaven" after a night of heavy sakebombing. karaoke is fun.
I have seen people try the Beasties and it is always a disaster. Their style is so shotgun the words get butchered. You should be commended for your mastery of their lyrics.
DandyFop
11-01-2006, 12:36 PM
They only have Fight For Your Right at the place I go to...one other place had more Beastie songs but it was all TT5B and I want ollll schooolll
HEIRESS
11-01-2006, 02:03 PM
If im with my brother we do "lean on me"
and other than that I only ever sing "day-O" by harry belafonte
wrongwayandugg
11-01-2006, 02:57 PM
Ha ha. I am awesome at karaoke, too. My friend Jane and I sung Let the good times Roll by Cars the other night. We had everybody singing with us.
Kid Presentable
11-01-2006, 09:11 PM
So I bumrushed the stage last night, while a dude was singing 'Working Class Man' and started singing "Woah oh oh Snakes, on a motherfucking plane!". Whole place sang along.
Kid Presentable
11-01-2006, 09:19 PM
Holy Diver is a fantastic song. I'm sure it's a formidable choice.
Kerrbear
11-01-2006, 11:11 PM
My sister-in-law once convinced a very drunk me to do "You Oughta Know" by Alanis M. with her, since it was the only song she knew. Spectacular failure. Spectacular. Followed closely by my follow up solo, "Would I Lie to You" by Annie Lenox. No. More. Tequila.
this is a pretty gay dream, but i've always dreamed of singing love shack at a karaoke bar. i can do really spot-on voice, at least in my head.
i need a girl or girls to help me out though and so far none have been willing.
seriously though, i'm so good
HEIRESS
11-01-2006, 11:20 PM
Im a girl, and I love you Bob, and I have no shame when it comes to public humiliation, but I would never lower myself to such a level
Kerrbear
11-01-2006, 11:24 PM
I'll bet you could find some transvestites to do it with you.
Lyman Zerga
11-01-2006, 11:52 PM
i hope ill stay a karaoke virgin for the rest of my life
I did karaoke for the first time ever a couple of weeks ago.
Brass Monkey
Mama said knock you out
Nookie
Stan
Hate it or love it
I'm sure their was more. I was awesome.
icy manipulator
11-02-2006, 12:56 AM
when i go overseas i'm without a doubt doing Down Under. Foreigners love that shit
Funky Pepp
11-02-2006, 09:12 AM
i hope ill stay a karaoke virgin for the rest of my life
No really, you have to start with singstar on a party! It's just great.
And as icy manipulator says, the really bad songs are the most fun
to sing (as I said before: try to beat me on wind of change :D)
Lyman Zerga
11-02-2006, 06:52 PM
ill stay a party virgin aswell
im really not the right person for such things
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