Name the "semi confirmed" new album?

[B_Mackin']

So the word on the board and a couple other sources says the boys are coming out with a new album. Lets name it.

[Pootytang]

Revenge of the Illest

[Kid Presentable]

'Our Fans always come up with the stupidest album titles'

[Pootytang]

Dude, don't be a dick

[pshabi]

So the word on the board and a couple other sources says the boys are coming out with a new album. Lets name it.
Mechanical Parrot

[Kid Presentable]

Dude, don't be a dick
I was playing along.

[canucklehead200]

'Our Fans always come up with the stupidest album titles'


that would be SO fitting , best recommendation yet

[Pootytang]

I was playing along.

I was naming the album.

[Kid Presentable]

I was naming the album.
Yeah man, me too. My bad if it came off wrong.

[Pootytang]

Same here, I thought "Dude, Don't be a Dick" would have been a great name for the new album.

[Kid Presentable]

Same here, I thought "Dude, Don't be a Dick" would have been a great name for the new album.
^^^^

I don't know how you could fit all of that on the side of a CD.

[Pootytang]

We would have to call it DDBAD

[Kid Presentable]

We would have to call it DDBAD
WWHTCIDDBAD

[Justin]

"What!"

[pshabi]

Songs about Larry

[laurie_hammy]

Oh Word ?

hahaha

[Justin]

Oh Word ?

hahaha


Hey Laurie. I figured you'd be freaking out over on the aust. tour thread(!)

[laurie_hammy]

Hey Laurie. I figured you'd be freaking out over on the aust. tour thread(!)

Oh man, I cant sit still. Skippin to kitchen to get a drink, then skippin there again doin Adrock dances. I am seriously a fuckin idiot haha.

[kleptomaniac]

hey now...

"Licensed to Check Your Nasty Communication to the Five Boutiques"


or if that's too long, "hey now" works just fine :p

OR there's still my POLL! (http://beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=66227)

[kleptomaniac]

never stop rapping yet (y)

[b i o n i c]

^^ that or


"Masters Of The UniVerse"

[MC Boulangerie]

The Chef-D'Oeuvre

[Pootytang]

How bout a self titled album?

Beastie Boys "Beastie Boys"

[b i o n i c]

Beasts 2 Men

[MC Boulangerie]

"Beatsie Boys" ?

[laurie_hammy]

Beasts 2 Men

haha word.

[ggirlballa]

Illnest B-Boy!

:cool:

[Miho]

"Those Punks Again .. 'Only Been 3 Years"

That could even fit in with the alleged instrumentals on the album.

[Otis Driftwood]

Sasquatch Classroom

[Freebasser]

"Vaginas Are Weird"

[zorra_chiflada]

"my arthritis plays up in this damp weather"

[zorra_chiflada]

"lol, look at these fags on our message board"

[Bernard Goetz]

The Unstoppable 3

[Junker]

Dude, don't be a dick

I think this is impossible to him Pooty :mad:

[hundredacrewood]

Brand new doo-doo

[Funkyfreshgrape]

"Vaginas Are Weird"
hahaha:D

[meniri mca]

"stop with the too old sh*t"

[SickFreak]

Smorgasboard

Should have 20 songs.

11 rap songs.
5 punk songs.
2 techno songs.
2 kick-ass instrumentals.


And, release a punk song as a single! You haven't done that since Sabotage!

[titou lapraline]

The Chef-D'Oeuvre

Ha ha !.. Not bad MC B.
... but maybe a little pretentious...:D

[Kid Presentable]

Add lettuce for 50 cents

[amelie hart]

All 3 married.:eek:

[Kid Presentable]

POP ROCK FOR A PLACE

[laurie_hammy]

"An We Dont Stop"

[BeastlyBoy79]

I think they should use past rejected titles they have mentioned before, like "Still Doing It, Huh?" and "Contractual Obligation." ;)

[kleptomaniac]

i'm still rootin' for "Ready, Illin' and Able" or "Still Ill" (y)

[EriNNa]

Was in the last VH1 Hip hop honors that they talked about dOo dOo rhymes or something like that? Those were rhymes that made them laugh, and if they did that to them, then they could go to the record...

Was it DOo dOo Rhymes? sorry, don´t really know how to write that...

i will name it DoO dOo RhyMes


:D

[Kid Presentable]

NOW WE'RE ANTHRAX AND WE TAKE NO SHIT

[balohna]

It'll be something funny and ridiculous yet genius that none of us will even think of.

[Junker]

It'll be something funny and ridiculous yet genius that none of us will even think of.

Thats a perfect answer. (y)

[laurie_hammy]

"Oh Whut ?"

[Funkyfreshgrape]

It'll be something funny and ridiculous yet genius that none of us will even think of.
i agree. :D

[kleptomaniac]

^ why, of course!

[kleptomaniac]

I'm not sure about an album title, but there's an online generator (http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi) that they could use to create slogans to promote the album if they were hard up for ideas.

Inserting "Beastie Boys" in the generator resulted in the following slogans:

Think Once, Think Twice, Think Beastie Boys.
Please Don't Squeeze The Beastie Boys. :D
Get Beastie Boys or Get Out.
The Beastie Boys Go Straight to your Head.

And my personal favorite...I Wish I Were a Beastie Boys Weiner. (me too!)

It's even funnier if you insert the individual band member's name:

The Mike D Bars Are On Me!
Is It Live, Or Is It Mike D?
Moving at the Speed of Mike D.
It's the Bright One, it's the Right One, that's Mike D.

And my personal favorite...Splash Mike D All Over. (ahahaha)

With A Name Like Yauch, It Has To Be Good. (y)
Yauch Tested, Mother Approved.
I Feel Like Yauch Tonight. (y) (y)
All You Add Is Yauch.

And my personal favorite...No One Does Chicken Like Yauch. (!)

Gotta Lotta Adrock.
Adrock-Lickin' Good.
I'm Cuckoo For Adrock.
Good to the Last Adrock.

And my personal favorite...Reach Out and Touch Adrock. (i would)

I know. It's silly.


oh my god i love that!!!

Grab Life by the Yauch. lol these are fun :P

[kleptomaniac]

^ yeah but these are sooo funny!

haha these are my favorites.... for yauch :p


Come Fly The Friendly Yauch.

The Incredible, Edible Yauch.

Yauch - It Looks Good on You. <3

Mama Mia, That'sa One Spicy Yauch!

Gee, Your Yauch Smells Terrific.

Men Can't Help Acting On Yauch. :eek: !!!!!


duuude there are so many others. some of them don't even make sense but i like 'em.


Easy, Breezy, Beautiful Beastie Boys gets my new vote. ha!

or uh....Beastie Boys, the other white meat (y)

[ggirlballa]

ahahahahaha

funny(y) :D

[kleptomaniac]

Try Beastie Boys, You'll Like It. ;)(y)

[laurie_hammy]

"3 Beasts" that sucked.

[fonky pizza]

The Lure

[kleptomaniac]

Yo Quiero Beastie Boys.

Break Me Off a Piece of That Beastie Boy.

Aaahh, Beastie Boys!

A Day Without Beastie Boys is Like a Day Without Sunshine.

The Beastie Boys For All Ages.

Lipsmackin' Thirstquenchin' Acetastin' Motivatin' Goodbuzzin' Cooltalkin' Highwalkin' Fastlivin' Evergivin' Coolfizzin' Beastie Boys. :confused: (y)

[ggirlballa]

I love Empanadas

Empanadas por favor!

Yo Quiero Empanadas

[laurie_hammy]

Bee Eee Ayy Ess Tee Eye Eee

[bizmark]

Return of the Ill

[Brother McDuff]

"Ill in the Blanks"

"The Ill is Gone"

"In the Ill of the Night"

"3 Kosher Ill Picklz"


...I kid, I kid.

[KingSpanner]

Fuck These Burritos are Spicy

[Freebasser]

Anal penetration $5

[ILLMIX]

......it does go well with the wine/chicken

[homepiss]

"Adam Scheff makes a mean sandwich"

[Kid Presentable]

Ill Collins: In the Hair Tonight

[bizmark]

"3 Times Ill"
This would mark the third album with the Ill title from the Ill 3!

[roosta]

George Bush is a cocksucker and war is also bad!

[Knuckles]

George Bush is a cocksucker and war is also bad!
Wasn't that what the name of the last album?

[BeastieRunner]

Still Doin' It

[Kid Presentable]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II

[hundredacrewood]

Beastieality


wait, maybe that's not a good idea:cool:

[MC Boulangerie]

Maître Morceau

[laurie_hammy]

eitsaeB syoB

[laura]

"roumors had been confirmed by this new album"

[cypressphil]

"Goodbye Nicey" :D

"An Audience With Sasquatch & Friends"

"Listen With Beastie"


The generator thingy names are classic!

[freckle25]

Gratuitous Album Title Here

[amelie hart]

Lets get naked...

[bizmark]

ILL 3

[titou lapraline]

pipi school

[kleptomaniac]

Lets get naked...

ooh klepto likes! :eek: (y)



how about
"Awesome; We Fuckin' Recorded This!" or something like that :rolleyes:

[koolBASD]

Must be something about Voltron ;)