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cosmo105
11-02-2006, 01:58 PM
i think mine would be something along the lines of sitting in an uncomfortable chair in line at the DMV while i'm forced to watch clowns gleefully smash baby panda skulls in with nothing but their bare hands and emperor penguin chicks as weapons. all while having a really vicious pedicure from a blind amputee, and only being allowed to eat mushrooms. for eternity.
A republican majority in the house and senate.
DipDipDive
11-02-2006, 02:13 PM
Being trapped in the backseat of a new-smelling station wagon filled to capacity with screaming children between the ages of 2 and 10, a liberal break-tapper behind the wheel, driving back and forth on the Ohio turnpike while listening to the Eagles greatest hits on a constant loop.
b i o n i c
11-02-2006, 02:17 PM
having to pack, move, unpack, pack, move and so on - hell.
DipDipDive
11-02-2006, 02:19 PM
Edit: Not just a liberal break-tapper, but a liberal-break tapper who loves discussion of the Bible and has a "DON'T YOU DARE PUT MY AMERICAN FLAG ON YOUR FOREIGN CAR" bumper sticker on her new-smelling station wagon.
cosmo105
11-02-2006, 02:37 PM
that's terrifying. :(
HEIRESS
11-02-2006, 02:46 PM
I was listening to the radio and "dragula" came on and I was singing along thinking "this song aint so bad maannn"
:o
Freebasser
11-02-2006, 03:15 PM
Being forced to watch the remake of Rollerball over and over and over and over...
abcdefz
11-02-2006, 03:19 PM
...probably never ever ever being able to get to sleep again. Keep all the other elements the same, pretty much, and that would still be hell.
Just exhausted. Tossing, turning, all night long... thinking maybe I'm about to... maybe?... nope.
Get up. Read a little. Now maybe I'm tired enough. Go back to bed. Comforter's warm enough. Curl up. Oh, God, I'm tired.
.......Nope. Nope. Nothing. Still awake. So, so tired... still can't.... can't sleep.
Repeat.
DipDipDive
11-02-2006, 03:40 PM
^ Sounds like my senior year of high school. Shit sucked. :(
Schmeltz
11-02-2006, 04:22 PM
A winter that never ended.
na§tee
11-02-2006, 04:58 PM
being buried alive in a vat of macaroni cheese.
kleptomaniac
11-02-2006, 05:04 PM
AAAAAAH!! i'm surrounded by scientologists and tom cruise wants me to be his queen!
i would rather burn in eternal hellfire :/
AdRockGRL
11-02-2006, 05:07 PM
No music....that would be my personal hell...
Pres Zount
11-02-2006, 05:10 PM
Burried alive in a vat of macoroni and cheese would be one of my personal heavens
wanton wench
11-02-2006, 05:10 PM
...probably never ever ever being able to get to sleep again. Keep all the other elements the same, pretty much, and that would still be hell.
Just exhausted. Tossing, turning, all night long... thinking maybe I'm about to... maybe?... nope.
Get up. Read a little. Now maybe I'm tired enough. Go back to bed. Comforter's warm enough. Curl up. Oh, God, I'm tired.
.......Nope. Nope. Nothing. Still awake. So, so tired... still can't.... can't sleep.
Repeat.
this kinda sounds like my living hell. :(
Kerrbear
11-02-2006, 05:21 PM
Being trapped in the backseat of a new-smelling station wagon filled to capacity with screaming children between the ages of 2 and 10, a liberal break-tapper behind the wheel, driving back and forth on the Ohio turnpike while listening to the Eagles greatest hits on a constant loop.
Trapped in the middle seat so the kids behind you could kick your seat for eternity.
The kids alone would make it hell for me. I could be sitting in a bubblebath with hunky men feeding me bacon and rubbing my shoulders for eternity, and one squalling kid nearby would turn heaven into hell.
zorra_chiflada
11-02-2006, 05:48 PM
being forced to watch people kicking puppies and not be able to do anything about it while a commercial radio station is playing its top 40 hits and expressing extreme conservative views. all this happening with stupid bitch 15 year olds dancing around to the music and their stupid parents agreeing with the extreme conservative views. and i'd be forced to live in like zeehan or an equally shit tasmanian town.
The Notorious LOL
11-02-2006, 05:53 PM
being forced to scrape dead skin out of the folds in Dom DeLuises back fat while listening to that "IF YOU LIKE PINA COLODAS!" song.
not being able to venture out of beastie free into beastie general
other people
serious. i'm trapped, in a room, with maybe 10 other people. they all have colds, so they're constantly coughing and sneezing. not like all at once, but i mean, there will just always be intermittent coughs and sniffles and shit. the room is dead silent apart from the people, no background noise, no nothing. nobody's supposed to talk, but they are all whispering to each other in really phlegmy voices, over enunciating their "s, hard c, and ch sounds". and that's it, just sitting in that room, clawing at my skin for all eternity
zorra_chiflada
11-02-2006, 06:03 PM
oh yes, can i add to mine, people eating really loudly, smacking their lips together when they eat and some people tapping on things.
cookiepuss
11-02-2006, 06:06 PM
the band Abba is pretty much my personal hell. maybe like, an Abba concert where Ace of Base opens for them and then it's all followed up by the musical Mama Mia!.
oh yes, can i add to mine, people eating really loudly, smacking their lips together when they eat and some people tapping on things.
oh lord that too. everyone has a constant supply of granola bars, and they're just constantly eating them. the granola bars come in those reeeeallllly crinkly wrappers, and people try to be all subtle and quiet about eating them, but it doesn't work, it just makes it worse, because they just move slower, thus prolonging the crinkling noise. and they never take the granola bar out of the wrapper, they just keep it in and slowly and loudly peel it back as they eat the granola bar, breaking it off bit by miniscule bit.
also i'm taking the LSAT and trying to conentrate while all of this is going on
The Notorious LOL
11-02-2006, 06:18 PM
the band Abba is pretty much my personal hell. maybe like, an Abba concert where Ace of Base opens for them and then it's all followed up by the musical Mama Mia!.
fuck that, as far as shitpop goes Abba is iiight
and also I had a friend whos whole family made that lip smacking noise when they ate. It made me want to kill them all.
zorra_chiflada
11-02-2006, 06:19 PM
i'd also like to include jessica simpson in my personal hell. i don't know what she'd be doing. probably just existing, and using oxygen
being forced to touch used napkins/tissues with my bare hands for extended periods of time...
The Notorious LOL
11-02-2006, 07:12 PM
ooh and you have to guess whats in the tissue and if you guess wrong you have to eat it!
Documad
11-02-2006, 07:17 PM
It would probably involve old men making a variety of noises -- including jingling the change in their pockets.
Either that, or being stuck at the Mall of America on a Saturday during holiday season.
The Notorious LOL
11-02-2006, 07:21 PM
being stuck in the Mall of America anytime is hell.
kaiser soze
11-02-2006, 07:24 PM
masterbation without orgasm (n)
ooh and you have to guess whats in the tissue and if you guess wrong you have to eat it!
you literally made me gag with that one... thanks
masterbation without orgasm (n)
that's a GOOD one!
fucktopgirl
11-02-2006, 07:30 PM
To have cockroachs and others similar ugly insects crawling over me!
Just like the worst...
jackrock
11-06-2006, 08:21 PM
Not having enough freezer space! :eek:
It's true. I'm sitting here and it's over there, and it's bugging the crap out of me!
monkey
11-06-2006, 08:24 PM
alzheimers or dementia.
Lyman Zerga
11-06-2006, 09:55 PM
that fucking cubes at tetris
i would have over 500 lines if those attention whoring bastards wouldnt exist
my life is pure hell
hitmonlee
11-06-2006, 10:04 PM
having to do the melbourne cup every day
or xmas every day
KILLMENOW
Justin
11-06-2006, 11:10 PM
if all women migrated to Africa
befsquire
11-06-2006, 11:18 PM
dane cook telling me knock-knock jokes repeatedly
QueenAdrock
11-06-2006, 11:45 PM
A republican majority in the house and senate.
(y) (y)
Also, being stuck standing on a Metro, smashed up against the window by someone with excruciating BO on one side and another person falling asleep on my other side and breathing on me and it's obvious they've never heard of a toothbrush and for some reason had tuna for breakfast. Someone across the aisle would snap their gum consistantly and loudly every 5 seconds, while another person blasted KC & JoJo so loud on their headphones it woul be like me listening to it at a normal level. And the Metro would never reach its destination. Oh and it would also be freezing cold and I'd be wearing sandals.
Gosh, how I hate the Metro.
ggirlballa
11-07-2006, 12:01 AM
no music
:eek:
i think mine would be something along the lines of sitting in an uncomfortable chair in line at the DMV while i'm forced to watch clowns gleefully smash baby panda skulls in with nothing but their bare hands and emperor penguin chicks as weapons. all while having a really vicious pedicure from a blind amputee, and only being allowed to eat mushrooms. for eternity.
I so want to PS that image into an 800 x 600 desktop and apply it to my myspace profile. Sooooooooo bad.
My personal hell would involve having my toe and fingernails ripped off. Each member of the Brady Bunch (as they appeared in the first season) would be cloned twice, including Alice 4 times, and each set of clones would work on my hands/feet. While this is happening, MacGyver would burn the skin off of my legs with sulfuric acid from a height of 3 feet exactly as he stood on a step ladder purchased from Home Depot. Then Method Man would use a coat hanger... you know the rest. At the same time, Rachel Ray would be plucking out all of the hair out of my nose sloooooowly with the most precise tweezers known to man. Then all of my shit would grow back in 3 minutes and the cycle would repeat itself over and over.... forever.
Dorothy Wood
11-07-2006, 01:21 AM
et, pm me yer myspace.
personal hell:
some of you nailed it already with the food sounds and the eagles. I would add riding a stationary bike where the seat is too low and I'm going constantly uphill with ferocious wind blowing in my face, alternating hot and cold so I keep having to take off and put on my coat while still riding. also, flies. everywhere.
jabumbo
11-07-2006, 01:42 AM
being forced to peel and eat hard boiled eggs while watching curly haired maidens straighten their hair while singing the penn state fight song
Getting interested in a girl, getting to know her a little - and then having your friend date her and she loses interest. Again and again and again.
Not that that's from experience.
hellojello
11-07-2006, 04:12 AM
Living my life, in this world, exactly as it is now FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.
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