I'm tired

[TOY]

of a) looking like a rat, and b) everyone at work saying that I'm "so cute" but forgetting to add that I look like a cute rat.

Forgive me. This is a self-loathing, pre-menstrual thread. I'm also a little drunk. Huurr~


I want BeastieAngel's body, Cosmo's hair, their faces, some other people from this board's faces. BLABLABLA!

[beastieangel01]

I can understand how you feel, I get really really self conscious and more so when I am drinking.


but woman,

you are nuts. you have no idea how insanely gorgeous you are. And not only gorgeous, you aren't at all the typical run-of-the-mill gorgeous. You are completely different one-of-a-kind wow I really wish I looked like her, gorgeous. And then you have talent. A lot of it too.

you really should be much more confident. (y)

[TurdBerglar]

you don't look like a rat

[zorra_chiflada]

turd says mean things to me and makes me cry :(
i should make a encyclopaedia of insults he has used on me

[TurdBerglar]

i make you cry?

[zorra_chiflada]

yeah, i'm like bawling at the moment, fuckstick

[TurdBerglar]

pussy

[DipDipDive]

You look unlike anyone ever seen. It's amazing. And it's a very good thing.

[zorra_chiflada]

you're the one who can't eat the porridge cos it's too hot
fucking goldilocks.
is your computer chair too hard?

[DipDipDive]

you're the one who can't eat the porridge cos it's too hot
fucking goldilocks.
is your computer chair too hard?

Are you talking to me?

And another question - do people still eat porridge? :confused:

[TurdBerglar]

i'll tell you whats too hard


and it's oatmeal. i don't even know exactly what porrige is

[zorra_chiflada]

Are you talking to me?

And another question - do people still eat porridge? :confused:

nonono, not you.

[TOY]

I can understand how you feel, I get really really self conscious and more so when I am drinking.


but woman,

you are nuts. you have no idea how insanely gorgeous you are. And not only gorgeous, you aren't at all the typical run-of-the-mill gorgeous. You are completely different one-of-a-kind wow I really wish I looked like her, gorgeous. And then you have talent. A lot of it too.

you really should be much more confident. (y)

Thank youl. But that's what scares me that whole not looking "run-of-the-mill" thing, 'cause, yeah. Not looking Run of the mill can be scary for most people to see.

I probably should have sadi I don't want compliments with this, yaddayadda. AND I DON'T WANT INSULTS EITHER EVEN THOUGH THIS THREAD IS ALREADY EXTREMELY PATHETIC!


i'm gonna switch it up now and express my strong dislike for a (different) girl that I work with...

She's blonde, and pretty, and has a really nice body and listens to "Dizturbed" or whatever fuck. That "Krazy" look-alike.

ARGGHQW#$@#$

Today she kept doing this thing where she would stretch and expose her belly button piercing and then sort of moan like she was tired but trying to make it sound sexual when she actually sounded like a sad dog. Okay, piercings are cool when you;re 16 and want to rebel, or have lost a lot of weight and need that sort of reminder "HEY, I GOT A BODY NOW AND CAN SHOW IT OFF!" But the moaning... WTF? Lady, I got offers to be a phone sex operator an dDECLINED because I was too young. Different story. Whatever. And Disturbed are shit. They're/he/she/cum sock isn;t "WOK'N ROLL" (she says "ROCK" like "WOK" as if she's Chinese or something, I dunno.)

And I hate that she calls her kid "Kid". Does he or she have a name, how old? No, instead she insinuates "it", "kid", was an accident. And how obnoxious he/she is.



-0ds9fs-09f80s9df87 fuckin' eyes/

[beastieangel01]

I know you weren't looking for the compliments but it needed to be said.

not being run-of-the-mill is usually only scary for people that suck anyway. Like "bros" and those types.

[Bob]

i hear you on the self-loathing thing and the doubting yourself thing and the being paranoid of compliments thing, and the comparing yourself to others thing, i do it too. there's this total mimbo that i hate because i'm jealous of him in a way, that path sucks but there you are, you're down it, you can't turn back so easily

but TOY, you're good looking, and i mean it, so take it, put it in your pocket, keep it there, and look at it every time you doubt yourself because i'm the authority on this kind of thing

[DipDipDive]

I would like something from Bob to keep in my back pocket. So jealous.

[g-mile7]

Your the hotness