View Full Version : getting a haircut is gay
Drederick Tatum
11-02-2006, 10:36 PM
I fucking hate it. and I hate the bitch who gave me this.
uggh and a party to go to tonight. thankfully my extra large ego will be able to deflect any and all attacks.
beastieangel01
11-02-2006, 10:36 PM
it can't be all that bad, can it?
TurdBerglar
11-02-2006, 10:37 PM
fresh haircuts make guys look like they are ten
zorra_chiflada
11-02-2006, 10:37 PM
i cut people's hair for free. it should be free.
The Notorious LOL
11-02-2006, 10:38 PM
peace to clippers and a receeding hairline. shit makes me look extra handsome.
Drederick Tatum
11-02-2006, 10:38 PM
well I am managing to just pull it off. when the hair at the front stays where it's supposed to. still, I am stocking up on retorts as we speak.
Drederick Tatum
11-02-2006, 10:38 PM
peace to clippers and a receeding hairline. shit makes me look extra handsome.
yeah, my weird shaped head invalidates that approach.
how gay's it look? i need a picture and not because i want to look at a picture of a gay guy but just because i always hate the way i look right after a haircut too, and i thought i was the only one. i need photographic evidence of someone else looking gay after a haircut.
i dunno if it's that i ACTUALLY look dumb after a haircut, or if it's just that it takes me a week or so to get used to the change but yeah, fresh haircuts suck. i've never had one that i've been happy with
jabumbo
11-02-2006, 11:03 PM
yeah, i have to get one tomorrow for my parents for some photo or something at home. it totally throws off my whole schedule and now i can't have a woman to come and cook dinner for me tomorrow like she said she would because of it.
befsquire
11-02-2006, 11:08 PM
i got a haircut. yesterday. not gay at all.
so i guess what i'm saying is it's not the haircut that's gay, it's the homo who got his hair cut.
Drederick Tatum
11-02-2006, 11:28 PM
Bob, if you wanna make out, just ask.
Gareth
11-02-2006, 11:41 PM
well I am managing to just pull it off. when the hair at the front stays where it's supposed to.
having the hair stay where it should is not always possible where we live, unless you want to use heaps of hair stuff.
befsquire
11-02-2006, 11:45 PM
so, drederick, you using products on that gay hair?
i'm guessing everyone either hates my new haircut or is just ambivalent about it. whatever. at least it's product free.
Gareth
11-02-2006, 11:52 PM
he probably said something like "i'm going for that feathered dan carter look"
Drederick Tatum
11-02-2006, 11:58 PM
I rarely use stuff in my hair. when I do I usually steal from my girlfriend.
yeah, this wind in Wellington causes any hair longer then three inches to go bananas. one of the reasons I got mine cut. that and it was beginning to fall into my food.
na§tee
11-03-2006, 03:53 AM
i strongly dislike getting my hair cut. i hate the whole experience. i hate trying to explain in layman's terms what i would like done, waiting around for hours, the small talk, the always slight disappointment you experience at the end. gah.
this is why i only get it done about once every 12+ months. my last one i had in november 2005, so i should schedule one up soon. i need to lose another stone and a half tho before then. we'll see.
befsquire
11-03-2006, 05:54 AM
i always put it off for too long because i hate spending the $, and so then my hair just gets split ends, looks damaged, etc. i got it cut in august, and took like 2 inches off of it. this cut, i took about 6 inches off. it was almost to my bra strap on my back, and now it's at my shoulders.
na§tee
11-03-2006, 06:02 AM
oh haaaayyy i forgot to say that it looks gooooorrrgeous! thumbs up! very stylish. i would totally trust you with my life. here, have my money.
oh it's lovely to have you online this 'early' in the morning!
befsquire
11-03-2006, 06:18 AM
normally i'm only up at this time of day if i was still up from the night before. but i needed to take bobby to work, and he has to be there by 6. i don't have court until 9:30, and it's just a stupid bond hearing. so i figured i'd catch up on the board somewhat.
oh, and thanks :)
Loppfessor
11-03-2006, 08:54 AM
What the crap are you doing letting a woman cut your hair???!! You obviously didn't go to a BARBER shop cus women don't work at them. If you go to one of those crappy "stylist" places you pretty much deserve a bad haircut. I would advise finding a nice barber shop with minorities working as the barbers. You can't go wrong with a black dude or Mexican.
HEIRESS
11-03-2006, 10:42 AM
I cut boys hair like a hot-damn
but ive only ever cut really curly, or semi-curly hair so that helps I guess
hey sprewell get over here so I can ruffle your hair!
I have an electric razor set on #2. I take it and shave my entire head every 3or 4 months. In the winter I let it grow long and I go to a Sports salon. The staff is all female and they wear team jerseys.
Loppfessor
11-03-2006, 11:06 AM
I go to a Sports salon. The staff is all female and they wear team jerseys.
That's all just a cheap gimmick to distract you from the fact that none of them know how to do a dcent fade or edge up...
zorra_chiflada
11-03-2006, 11:07 AM
i have excellent fade abilities
Loppfessor
11-03-2006, 11:20 AM
i have excellent fade abilities
that's what every girl says...but they're all liars!
Tompz
11-03-2006, 12:06 PM
Yeah proper haircuts are not much good.
Been half a decade since i got one. I let it grow for about two or three years and then shave it all off. That way my haircut is my natural growth ratio.
It's been about a year since i cut it now. It looks smashing.
yeah, my weird shaped head invalidates that approach.
I second that emotion. I've been dreading my next haircut as it is 2 months overdue. I have to keep pulling my bangs back. Last time I ended up with an almost Ellen Degeneres hairstyle. Not cool on a dude, btw.
cosmo105
11-03-2006, 08:01 PM
i go to the most awesome guy. he charges a bit more than i'd normally pay, but he's really worth it. best hairdresser i've ever had. once he was on vacation and i was desperate and went to Craptastic Sam's and regretted it for weeks. this dude is so good, i'll get a cut and still be getting compliments on it a month later. he is FAAAABULOUTH
marsdaddy
11-04-2006, 12:41 AM
Next Spree is going to admit to exfoliating.
ericlee
11-04-2006, 12:45 AM
Whatever princess. I started growing my hair at the age of 10. I went through junior high and high school with my goldie locks and when I graduated, I got em chopped for the army.
You want a full sense of degration? Do what I did. I so want to grow my hair back but, whatever job I land will never allow me.
Drederick Tatum
11-04-2006, 12:58 AM
no one goes to barbershops here. only old men and Nazis.
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