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Planetary
11-03-2006, 06:53 AM
im on it, it's called the seafood diet..... i see food i eat it LMFAO!
tracky
11-03-2006, 07:15 AM
so this dyslexic man walks into a bra...
Rock
11-03-2006, 09:21 AM
AIDS.....aids chocolate, that is.
zorra_chiflada
11-03-2006, 09:24 AM
so this dyslexic man walks into a bra...

hahaha
ShotgunBoy
11-03-2006, 10:21 AM
Poop. A form of fast weight loss.

yeah, if you want to die you can eat poo but..eh...i dont think anyone wants to die that much. lol
Loppfessor
11-03-2006, 11:23 AM
im on it, it's called the seafood diet..... i see food i eat it LMFAO!


LOL...that shit never gets old
Rock
11-03-2006, 11:24 AM
LOL...that shit never gets old
uhhhh....yeah it does and did.
Big Gus
11-03-2006, 11:24 AM
Amphetamines are the best diet - no question about it.
Nivvie
11-03-2006, 11:41 AM
I'm a big fan of stress, my apetite has fucked off and left me all alone.

It's a shame giving blood doesn't take a a pound off or so. That always disappointed me.

Salmonella is also very good.
Loppfessor
11-03-2006, 11:48 AM
Depression makes me lose weight....it pisses me off like when I was all heart broken many months back I lost like 20lbs...now that I'm happily involved with someone I've gained 12 and she teases me and calls me "McFattie" and "Chunk"
Nivvie
11-03-2006, 11:56 AM
Depression makes me lose weight....it pisses me off like when I was all heart broken many months back I lost like 20lbs...now that I'm happily involved with someone I've gained 12 and she teases me and calls me "McFattie" and "Chunk"


If my husband ever commented on the width of my arse I'd knock him through a wall.
If he called me names, I'd throw him in our full septic tank and park the car on the hatch.

Although, I can take honesty when I ask for an opinion.
Loppfessor
11-03-2006, 11:58 AM
^Luckily I"m a dude so it doesn't bother me too much...we both have a lil bit of chub that we could probably stand to lose but shit it's not like we're 19 anymore. It actually makes me feel kinda nice that we're that open and not hung up on having to look "perfect" for each other
Tompz
11-03-2006, 12:00 PM
Nothing beats self-mutilation. The pounds just slice right off ya!
Nivvie
11-03-2006, 12:07 PM
It actually makes me feel kinda nice that we're that open and not hung up on having to look "perfect" for each other

That is a very good thing. I've been wearing PJ's all the time when I'm at home for about 10 years. Elasticated waists are the biz.
hitmonlee
11-03-2006, 12:16 PM
HAR HAR

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